Mangled Thoughts

The nanny police might have stolen the march but that’s all. The war can be won. Dosing on McDonald’s is a good start but not enough. We need to get at the rugrats and here’s how.

If, after making jelly ( for cheese), jam, chutney, you still have a couple of pounds of fejoias sitting in the fridge, make icecram, Better still, have the rugrats do it.

First, start preparing the sauce:

4 tablespoons custard powder
Cup of Orange juice
Cup of sugar

Bung in suacepan and put on low heat until properly sauced. Take off heat and let cool, and start peeling 800 grammes of fejoias.
Finishe dpeeling, sauce is cooled. Take two eggs, separate yolk from white, bunging yolks into the sauce, put back onto the low heat for five minutes, stirring it to ensure even texture. Remove, let cool.

Mash the peeled fejoias. Mash one banana. Extract ooze of two passion fruits. Slice finely two kiwi fruits.

Whisk the whites stiff.

Wip container of cream until stiff.

Mix the fruits, thrwo in the rest of the ingredients, folding until throuroughly mixed. Throw into a large container , bung in freezer.

Next fjoia season, I will vary the receipt with cointruea, judging on the taste of the icecream I made Saturday, Cointreau might be just right, at least a couple of cupfuls.

The last suggestion will add to the little heelkickers’ joys: fat attack, hard liquor and , as a birthday treat, shape the icecream and stick on top cigars in containers on top: that way the rugrats ccan: eat till they explode; get drunk; finish off with a fine cigar.

Pleased to be of service in a good casue.