What the eff!

Next to chiselling Victorians for every cent they can steal, the lates wheeze being a 2 &1/4% increase in speeding fines, ensuring no company can build a dam until they are booted out of office(1), and all the other scams and racketts they run, the Spring St. Spivs are chiselling Vicotrians to plan and develop `policies’ for the federal ALP.

The first instance was mentioned by a Liberal party M.P. in the House: a plan for a new nationalised `health system’.
None of the media mentione dit last week. Last night, glimpsed front page of Mao’s little Red Age. The header screamed: Bracks Govt. developing national `schools policy for Latham.’ I’ve already beaten the national socialist drum against the federal ALP, so it needs only mentioning, anything based on the socialisto rip off run by the state govt in the way of schools is guaranteed to be an exercise in dumbing down. To develop a proposal for Latham by a State Govt. is malfeasance to say the least.

Lying, thieving, stealing pack, racketteering of commie crims that they are.

(1) Until he is booted out: No, Bracksie wacksie, shutting down forestry, scams called `windmills’, stopping dam building, high govt. consumption and never-ending theft by tax and other means of committing extortion are not permanent measure , are not, unlike the leftoid infant’s noddy land Bracks and co inhabit, `for ever and ever’ -as Bracks asserted viz the Mitchell River.

To add the additional abuse of using real Victorian taxpayers’ stolen property to supply central planning plans for Latham is one more outrage committed by that pack of commie, lying, crims. They have to be booted out of office.To ram home that they are usurious, lying , stealing mongrels, however, the state liberal party needs a through internal cleanout, it is unbelievable the liberal party is no better than the commie spivs opposite on not a few matters.

Talk about being screwed by polticians: spring street is a cesspool of craven, venal, ductile assholes.

Operation Fat o Lord.

The nanny police might have stolen the march but that’s all. The war can be won. Dosing on McDonald’s is a good start but not enough. We need to get at the rugrats and here’s how.

If, after making jelly ( for cheese), jam, chutney, you still have a couple of pounds of fejoias sitting in the fridge, make icecram, Better still, have the rugrats do it.

First, start preparing the sauce:

4 tablespoons custard powder
Cup of Orange juice
Cup of sugar

Bung in suacepan and put on low heat until properly sauced. Take off heat and let cool, and start peeling 800 grammes of fejoias.
Finishe dpeeling, sauce is cooled. Take two eggs, separate yolk from white, bunging yolks into the sauce, put back onto the low heat for five minutes, stirring it to ensure even texture. Remove, let cool.

Mash the peeled fejoias. Mash one banana. Extract ooze of two passion fruits. Slice finely two kiwi fruits.

Whisk the whites stiff.

Wip container of cream until stiff.

Mix the fruits, thrwo in the rest of the ingredients, folding until throuroughly mixed. Throw into a large container , bung in freezer.

Next fjoia season, I will vary the receipt with cointruea, judging on the taste of the icecream I made Saturday, Cointreau might be just right, at least a couple of cupfuls.

The last suggestion will add to the little heelkickers’ joys: fat attack, hard liquor and , as a birthday treat, shape the icecream and stick on top cigars in containers on top: that way the rugrats ccan: eat till they explode; get drunk; finish off with a fine cigar.

Pleased to be of service in a good casue.

No, its my our toy, you can’t play.

George Dubbya has put in a kind word for Turkey, the E.U. should hasten admission of Turkey because it is sterling alley.

Madame Chirac pouted, thrusting her his lips coated in beacon light red, saying the E.U. is his her dildo.

Not that joining the E.U. is a bright idea anyway. Mind, if countries like Czechoslavakia and Poland can upset the E.U. on, for example, comparative advantage, small govt., not much tax, good, by all means, Turkey, join it. The downside is, falling under the hammer of the administrative apparatus of the E.U. and E.U. diktat is a nightmare.

A knock at the door: wolf Spider france answers: `OH, hello, just in time for luncheon, won’t you join me?’

Turkey: `Oh, ah, I was told to come to this address because…’
France: Are you door to door salesman? Never mind…’
Turkey: `Not exactly. I’m here to fill out some sort of application form , required, apparently, for trade.’
France: `I see, well, come in anyway. Let me introduce you to my husband, Mr. Germany..we’re childless, most frustrating.
Turkey is embarrassed, Germany sidles along wall looking angry and nervous all at once at Mrs. Wolf Spider.’
France: what a pleasant fare: finch, grasshopper, worm, something is missing… won’t you amke love to me now mon cherie?’ Said France, looking longingly at Germany.
Germany: Ahem, I have to go out, dear, it is Britain, difficult to coax into the…
France: Hush, dear, not in front of my guest.’
Germany: Very well, my apple blossom, aufwedersehen.’

Germany closes door. A scream is immediately heard. Inside, France drops the carcass of Turkey into a boiling soup.

Don’t do it Turkey. It’s a honey trap.

The Nanny Police

It is in plain view why states’ govt. led the charge since the mid1950’s to dumbing down of schools and universities, ably backed by leftoid cadres. If you are about to commit fraud that wouldn’t pass the cursory glance of even a a reasonably schooled child, it is essential to make sure voters are more infantile, than the juvenile delinquents like those in Spring St.

I was sufferring the impression Bob Carr and Bracks had plumbed the dpeths in the dumbkopf stakes viz Kyoto, global warming and related matters, though Brack’s, `create water’ is surely the number one contender for the dual Village Idiot-Village Fool of the Year.

No, things can sink ever downwards.

According toa radio report: some pack of professional dole bludgers called health professionals have, under their dog turd brained masters, announced a new advertising `war’ against s.t.ds.

As far One recollects more than a few to tango is required with AIDS being a disease transmitted by oil drillers. What have the commie spivs come up with but :

`Beware of the Deadly Trouser Snake’

That’s plain enough : a politically correct slogan blaming hetero-sexual males for everything to do with sex. It would seem, the exceptionsare such precious types as Islamo-fascists - heck, they have to wait until they are met by 72 virgins before they are considered capable of anything worse than meek and mild meditation, other `disadvantaged assholes’ and, no doubt, femmo-nazis and pillow biters.

In the meantime, crims like the Spiv Spring St commies come up with new wheezes each day to skewer good ol real taxpayer for a few billions more.

Oh:

Uniting Church has come out to day asserting: logging reduces water collection and preservation.

Another pack of IQ dead quacks.

It was establsihed by the mid 80’s the W.C.C. and it’s affiliate founding members, U.C. of each country, was bound up with communist agencies.

In Melbourne, The U.C. has thrown up the commie bitch Brownwyn Pike.

What does the bloody Victorian liberal party do but oblige by helping the Spring St. commies lock up land, impose building contstrictions and so forth. Instead of pressing charges against the Spring St thugs for fraud and other crimes.

T…t…tero…militants

On the weekend, it seems, the only news reports to manage something close to the T word were the t.v. commercial news reports, they managed to say `gunmen’ killed by IDF soldiers. SBS and ABC can’t manage to call a spade spade or, in this case, Islamo-fascist-Arab murdering scumbags Islamo-fascist-arab-murdering scum.

Even the sensible telegraph has collapsed, settling on militants but, Telegraph’s report shows something lost to FAT Aunty Bolshevik Collective and Slobodan Bull Shitters:

Israeli troops kill militant leaders in secret tunnel
By Ohad Gozani in Tel Aviv
(Filed: 28/06/2004)

Israel’s most wanted man and six other Palestinian militants have been killed in a raid by paratroopers who found the men huddled in a secret tunnel beneath a house in the old city of Nablus.

Among the dead was Nayef Abu Sharkh, 40, the commander of the militant group the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades in the West Bank. Local leaders of Hamas and Islamic Jihad and four other gunmen were also killed.

Palestinians shout for revenge at the funeral of Nayef Abu Sharkh
The troops stumbled on the men during an operation in which paratroop units were carrying out house-to-house searches, codenamed “Full Court Press” after American basketball defensive terminology.

They found the militants’ hideout on Saturday after seeing a fugitive from an earlier encounter in Nablus slip into the house, military officials said.

After the men in the tunnel ignored orders to surrender, the paratroopers lobbed hand grenades and fired automatic weapons through openings at both ends and detonated charges.

No survivors were found when troops later went into the tunnel.

The attack happened in the ancient casbah sector of the city. The battalions had ringed the area with barbed wire to carry out the searches in an operation that began on Thursday and ended yesterday.

Abu Sharkh had long topped the most wanted list. His group is linked to the Fatah movement of Yasser Arafat, the Palestinian leader.

He was said to have been behind a Palestinian bombing in Tel Aviv last year that killed 23 people and a similar attack that killed two people in the town of Kfar Saba a year earlier.

How many weeks ago was it that Toffee Man Anan and his fellow Euro Crims wailed how horrid IDF razed buildings concealing tunnels. Kofi and his fellow terrorist huggers should do the only humanitarian service they are capable of: find a tunnel, enter it, stay there, so the IDF can bury them too. Also, leftoid journos, A.N.S.W.E.R. , Greens and other commie spivs.