Mangled Thoughts

One might assume, if Kerry’s campaign managers were reasonable types, each night, at the end of another day of the lurching blithering idiot’s nonsense, they’d drink themselves under the table, just to forget and kill the fear of tomorrow. It’s puzzling that no one advised Kerry when he first decided to mention his grand war record, `please, will you just put a sock in your loose mouth, or cut your tongue off.’ Each day, Kerry bests his last best of , why, only a matter of hours past the day before as Bittersweetme and Mike Jericho document in revealing details.

Apparently not, his managers neither drink themselves stupid nor advise him,`indulge a little plastic surgery to stop the foghorn Kerry. you’re killing us’. No, they aid and abet the moron of the year - Fat Mike Whale’s Blubber Bum Moore must be beginning to feel a bit envious of Kerry’s capacity for telling crude lies. They have found a retired serviceman who was responsible for recruitment during the Vietnam War in some minor capacity, apparently. The nobody stars in a Dem’s. t.v. advertisment claiming, he arranged things so scions of magnates wouldn’t be sent to Vietnam, placing them in some safe service to live out the entire war in contentment back in the U.S.A. George Bush snr., according to the hired fool, approached him, as did other magnates, to arrange things. The small hurdle is, none of the assertions are true, both Georges Bush pere and fils vehemently denouncing the lies as lies, George snr. throwing in for good measure, never even heard of the man let alone approach him for anything.

Unlike Kerry, who went to great lengths to secure a comfy , safe position permanently based in the U.S. The cushiest service to be in was the naval reserve, they rejected Kerry’s approaches several times, they must have spotted he was a nasty, unclubbable bit work straight off: `What, have that walking manure in the officers’ mess!’. Kerry did manage to wangle appointment to the Swift Boat Division, which was assumed to be the next best thing, a ticket to remain stateside, never to glimpse the coast of Vietnam let alone cruise about in the Delta Boating Club Haven, safe from enemy. This, perhaps, is why Kerry’s team of liars had the ad. shot, a desparate attempt to divert attention away from an embarrassing fact, get in first, smear the President.

Iit was Kerry, not George Dubbya, who sought permanent safety in some nice sailors’ club in Rhode Island Yacht Club, a contrast heightened by another one. Fighter pilot Bush clocked up rather a lot of combat training hours and his squadron was on call for war duty if ordered by commanders. That Bush didn’t serve in Vietnam was not because Bush shirked the prospect , his squadron simply wasn’t sent on tour, as other sqaudrons were not sent to the war.

Kerry is a dirty rat, he certainly squeaks like one when caught out on another of his ripping yarn war stories. And so are his campaign managers. Rats with low IQs, effects compounded by frontal lobotomies. Forest Gump is Einstein material by contrast and did serve in war and was a hero. How can a movie comic character be more credible than Kerry is boggling stuff. But we don’t need Gump for comparison, comic Chemical Ali will do and, perhaps, if the unfortunate were to occur and the 7 foot IQ deficient human rodent won the election, Comical Ali is the sort of lunatic Kerry would seek to have installed as his chief military advisers.

The next thing, Kerry and his team, if they persist in telling lies might find someone upset enough to sue them for defamtion. Neither Bush nor other senior Republicans could, jusitified, yes, but p.r. wise, would backfire. No, someone incidental to the campaigning and ,going on the Dems’. form so far, odds are short, very likely to happen, they will defame a hapless bystander who won’t take shit from dirty rats and will skin them alive through the courts.