Mangled Thoughts

Yesterday: Madam Chirac and one of her employees, Madam Villespin, decided to add to their rough trade client list. Villespin announced they would seek negotiations with the terorrists in Iraq holding the two French jounalists. Well, they must be whores because, firstly, negotiating with terrorists is a no no, unless the aim is to buy time to deploy special forces to kill the vermin.That, tactics, is not what the two whores have in view.

Ah, French subtle diplomacy, like giving comfort to an enemy which takes any opportunity to murder Iraqis as well as Coalition troops. Very subtle it is too, giving aid and comfort to vermin, though whether the Iraqi govt. will let the gay Parisians do so is another matter: interfering in the internal affairs of another country, particularly when giving aid and relief to vermin the govt. is keen on eradicating, ranks in the subtlety stakes like a race horse in the Melbourne Cup deciding what it needs is a nice afternoon’s lie down, a couple of hundred feet out of the starting gates - the glue factory beckons.

Well, what do the two Gallic street prostitutes have to offer, after all, they are well used, look a tad worn with the make up unable to disguise the wear and tear natural to heroin addicted hores who ply their trade out on the street, `Please, sir, be kind to an old bag lady, give me a few francs and I’ll fix you up proper.’ So, it can’t be, they’re right ravers, gorgeous high society madames whose company gentlemen duel for. The terrorists demand girls wear birkahs in govt. owned school ( another advantage of non-govt. schools, no tent wearers, full stop, the uniform or don’t bother applying for admission).This is not, however, their trump card.

`Yes, Mr. Terrorist, naughty boy, we will hasten France’s conversion to Islam.’ That will do it. Villespin, demonstrating her his good socialisto collectivist credentials, announced to the leftoid medja, `The French are one, and are behind our effort to secure the release of the hostages and the negotiations’. There is a word Villespin cannot quite bring herhimself to utter, capitulating, ` as one we capitulate to vermin ‘.

The Parisian whores are on a winning ticket, must be. Their rough trade list of clients have come out this morning in support of the two cupcakes. Arafat, for instance, can’t get a better reference than good old murdering savage Arafat, who said, the terrorists are out of line. The U.N. too, condemning the actions of the terrorists as out of order. If the hostages were, Israelis, Iraqis, the citizen of any other country, excluding Arabs, things would be different, that would be o.k. and even see a few U.N. motions condemning Israel and the Coalition for fighting back.

The whores need the terrorists perhaps. Their pimp had worked over time, hunting up a new client for them, as it is, to replace their former customer, Saddamy Boy, with their new lover, Mugabe. Perhaps the terorrists will be Madams Chirac’s and Villespin’s pension plan, `ooh boys, you will be so nice to us and we will do something special for you.’, ( excuse me, I just wretched).

Yah, the French tradition of subtle diplomacy, making the world safe for terrorists and abetting them. Pair of old slags.