Mangled Thoughts

Where has this fellow been?Sexy nursey rhyme tells a serious message
AAP
19oct04

IT’S a sexy twist on a well-known nursery rhyme and model Annalise Braakensiek hopes dressing as Little Bo Peep will help put an end to Australia’s live animal export trade.

Well, on seeing that picture, no little lusty RWDB 5 year old boy is about to pin her photo up on his bedroom wall.And, no, Herald Sun, it is not sexy, she looks like a trollope in need of urgent plastic surgery, for a face job, and the breasts could do with a bit of inflation too. Other than that, she looks, in the photo, a moron with a dose of mad cow disease; she’s at risk of blowfly stike and in need of urgent mulesing.

As for Bo Beep: put it this way, stud rams have the pick of the bunch and they ain’t about to root her, not when they have jolly meat producing, wool producing, merino wimmin by the paddocks’ full waiting for a good roll in the grass.

Oh, here’s another H.S. headline on the same:

Sexy nursey rhyme tells a serious message

Yah, well at least Bracks will be able to absorb that heady lecture.