Mangled Thoughts

How Paul, Daily Diatribe, managed to escape the Soviet Republic of Victoria, has to be kept secret, no good spilling the beans of a good escape plan:

Yes, I?m back from the barbarian steppes down south, the People?s Soviet Socialist State of Brackstograd, and almost unscathed.

Yobbo and Daily Slander regale with reports on more totalitarian luncy, by the West. Australian Govt. this time - cold comfort for those wintering in the S.S.R. of Victoria, that West Ozzies are also discovering the charms of life inside a statewide gulag. N.S. Welshmen , for some perverse reason, seem content being incarcerated by Commissar Carr: yah, there are exceptions, even in Oz.

Life would be much simpler if members of the sundry parliaments, including local councils, were not so much bar flies as bar supports. Totally sozzled to the eyeballs, they lie crumpled in little heaps , reaching out a hand to clutch another of the doings, and saving the proprietor a fortune by not having to install supports for bars and insert tables and chairs legs, breaking their drinking only for the obligatory head count whenever the Speaker decides, for appearances sake , `to ring the bells?. Not boozing , not smoking at least twenty fine cigars a day, and noting guzzling a bed-time nip of a couple of bottles of fine champagne each night shows: irritable, insufferable due to the wowsers’ teatotal misery trip, they only succeed at being interfering morons, and there are no greater interfering morons napping on a treasury bench in Oz than the Spring St. commie spivs.

It is a fight now, in Vicotria, against what the Bracks commie spivs are doing: establishing an ugly police state complete with the co-opting of citizens as informers. It might be that it has taken the blasphemy `laws’ and Feral HEROC and its presiding chief thug, Sisel, to illuminate things more brightly than the sun does on a cloudless spring day. For the blasphemy court is only one of a myriad of police state measures the Bracks led ALP Govt. has rammed through Parliament, and they, as related last week, are planning to ram more through it.

The ALP, until they won control of the Upper House in the 2003 election, complained, the Coalition, in control, were obstructionists. Keating complained bitterly of the same. Not true and, hypocritically, in the Federal Senate, it is the ALP who showed out obstructionists - and that wheeze is over with the Coalition holding a majority of Senate seats. it might be noted, the Greens lost heavily, not picking up seats for a heady 11 seat rump, and the Greens are on the way out. Said it before, say it again, the Greens Hour of Power has been contingent totally upon the major parties willing to suck them. Bob Brown is now in the wilderness, like Mary’s little piece of Sunday luncheon, he and his felloow pol potians are dead lambikins.

Up until 2003, Bracks and his bunch of totalitarian thugs, including the commie thug the Reverendess Bronwyn Pike, ( Pike by name, Piker by character) had complained of Coalition obstructionism. The ALP whined, the Coaltion were obstructionists to the Cain - Kirner govts. and their commie, lying, treasuer and advisers and pack of useful back benched idiots. Not so at all. The Coaltion didn’t stop their disastrous budgets, and their tax and spend into economic depression habits. What the Coalition did do was not obstruct but stoppolice state bills in the Upper House. Now they have control of the upper House, the Bracks Govt. has been very busy ramming their long list of police state measuresd, and, if they are allowed to remain in office to 2006 by a Governor General, have many, many more such measures ready to ram through Parliament.

It is amusing, some,not all, totalitarians have been wowsers. The Bracks govt. is stuffed with wowsers. They should be required to not soak up the booze but follow a strict regimen of imbibing a generous amount of heroin each day.It wouldn’t make much difference IQ wise, they are moronic juvenile delinquents anyway. Whatever the price of premium grade heroin is, it would be a small impost on long suffering real taxpayers, and a rewarding one; the commie spivs would soon be lying in the gutters which is where they have come from and where they belong.

There’s a cause right up the dark alleys of greenies, they can `protect the native wildlife’ of the ALP by releasing them back into the gutters. Apart from that, a new `law’ should be enacted to this effect: mandatory qualification for any budding m.p.: they must be bar supports. If electors return a wowser, they are sent back to the polling booths, and if they insist on returning wowsers, they are struck off the electors’ rolls, having shown themselves boosters of totalitarians. I recommend this Bill of amendment to Candidates’ Qualifications to all Parliaments of Oz and to every Ozzie who cherishes his liberty, though little is left of it .