Mangled Thoughts

That not at all funny comic Jim Carrie must be a hermaphrodite, type amoebic, and succeded in splicing himself. His other cell has turned up in Oz as Mr. Windsor, quester for the truth which must be out there, somewhere, in a shoebox under the closet in the deepest bowel of … of Parliament House.He assures everyone, it is so because, like Mulder and Scully, he has seen mysterious things, and some deep underground, hooded, type guy, who darkly hints, `it’s in a shoebox under the closet in the deepest bowel of of Parliament House’. yes, of course, it’s been there all this time, in P.H. ( Poos’ House) . As funny as Carrie’s dribbling and facial yoga and corking one liners like, `Oh, yeah’ and, `hello Cobber’, are, (cor, eh) , and with so much talent multiplied, the Guvmnt. must waste no time and put Windsor out to something profitable, Hollywood remakes of Carries’ ouvre. Exciting, can’t wait, terrific, when are the c.ds. out to fill the shelves with more junk.

Unable to flog a horse which hadn’t been born, he shifted ground, rambling on all day yesterday how he has brought to attention, by making the original allegations, the real truth, pork barrelling. Not pork barrelling per se, like, for example, the stolen taxpayer’s property thrown at local councils by Bracks during the last state election. Bracks, handed over some $50 m. to Geelong Council during that campaign, which boon came not long after Geelong Council had doubled rates. Yah, one act of theft on a massive scale by commie spivs should be met and rewarded with another by another pack of commie spivs.

Not that, oh no. Windsor draws a distinction between pork barrelling, and, pork barrelling which is politically stipulated and is so in order to buy votes, as he explained yesterday. The subtlety is lost entirely to this pundit who, hitherto merely held: that that is what the whole fat goddy almighty govt. is about, stealing property to hand out to shore up votes, and to entrench fat goddy almighty govt. Ah, Professor Windsor explains: some types of boon doggles are all to that mysterious being, `da national good’. Windsor, you see, is all for prok barrelling, so is Bob Brown, the Democrats, the ALP, the Coaltion. Apparently some pork is holy pork, some is godless pork, some is demonic pork. If it is holy pork, politicians have the divine imprimitur to extort, steal, blackmail and generally screw into the ground many who are relieved of their own property in the manner just prescribed : as Latham says, `redistribution’ is a great thing to do .Well, I can see why, who else can engage in extortion, blackmail and theft on a massive scale but commie fucking polticians : a line which is too difficult for the amoebas sitting in Canberra to work through, including Jim Carrie’s twin..

Bob Brown joined this morning Windsor’s call for an inquiry, so have the ALP, and the Democrats. Oh oh, another Scrafton Comedy Festival. Doh!. Dumber and Dumber ain’t in it. No, Bob Brown isn’t a Homer S.,. he’s just a bit of frog’s spawn washed down from some creek and sluiced up a cistern out onto a seat in parliamement which no one else will now sit in .

It is plain what Windsor’s real complaint is , the govt. should be throwing down the drain into his electorate some billions so he can run to the electors of the seat he occupies and say, I’m such a nice guy, look what I’ve done for you. Just another commie, theiving, pollie, distinguished by only the manner of his begetting.