Mangled Thoughts

Who, Resolution , Prediction

Carmen Lawrence I will find my memory She nearly manages it but, it escapes her entirely and that is some feat for, face it, it’s sluggish, doesn’t run fast.

Kevin Rudd I will bend over for Toffi Anan more frequently; He does it twenty times a day; and -
I musn’t let C.L. sit too close to me or I’ll lose my memory and then I’ll forget where I stored my nuts
for next winter. Too late for the chipmunk

Mark Latham I wanna be dah leadah; No, really? I will adopt C.L.’s plan to become dah Rulah, we will all wear nappies. Already done.

Kim Beazely I want to be Defence Minister so I can buy some more concrete submersibles for the navy, cap guns for the army, and rubber band planes for the RAAF, to help out our bolshie pals, Sweden, with more billions. Seems Santa has given Sweden a miss and far into the future

Peter Costello No genuinely Liberal Party be launched, and win . Well, at least he’s honest, the Coalition Ps. are also socialistos.
For when I look at what voters did to the ALP, I fear we would join them as a minor party. Unfortunately, he’s right, for a few more years but,, after that, who can tell.

John Howard I feel young. He’s not going to retire before term is out and will start planning to beat Ming.

Bob Carr I will win the N.S.W. state election. Nope.

Steve Bracks I resolve to improve upon what we did this year. Yah, just what I fear.

Rann, Premier S.A. I’m a leadah too Goochy, goochy goo.

Premier of W.A., Hey, I can outdo Bracks in dah S.S.R. stakes Difficult to beat B. but, in his case it’s plausible

Beattie, Qlnd No one is as big a commie bastard as I am, but I’ll make sure of it this year Hmm, perhaps they are all neck and neck, but Beattie will put in a great effort for imposing many a stasiland ` law’ .

U.S. Leftoids Already addicted to necrophilia, they turn to necromancy to show Susan Sontag is alive. Can’t tell the difference, she was dead from the neck up. She will communicate, `Help me, I’m in hell.’

John Kerry I’m a roamin in a wasteland, looking for a mate He does find Mr. Moose .

Michael Fat Whale’s Bum Moore Fresh from engineering several election losses resolves to help out the French socialist parties. What, a chance, a slim one but a hance the French will join the free, civilised world?! It seems a prediction, no matter
how tenuous it is, of nothing but a divine miracle is in order.

Canada’s Commie Chretien We will become an Islamic-fascist-commie country by the end of 2005 Right on track. Osama will become a citizen of Canada.

Britain The L.P. will bestow a new anthem :
Britania, Britania once was free;
Now, thanks to us we are ever ever slaves. Truthful; very likely.

N.Z. Helen Clarke orders two outboard engines, sails N.Z. to Cuba and attaches it to the latter. Metaphorically, already done. But, in good old marxist fashion, she desires it to be also true
( She’s taken the Greens degree in science. ) I’m sceptical but, who can tell, she might succeed.

England 1st 11 Win the ashes Hope springs eternal: Oz 3-2

Putin I will make Russia a glittering light He will be toppled this year

Osama Allah protects me, I will destroy the U.S. and all the west
Will be caught and executed

Oz leftoids Take a leaf out of their favourite guru, the Beatles, and go on a mystery tour
Nothing new in that.

Peter Garrett Renounces Greenism and ACF as fraudulent and pernicious No he won’t, he’s made too much money
and pernicious out of it to throw up his day job as a corrupter of youth

Newkirk Swears off crushing insects and grass

She will be able to do that in prison -no grass in a cell to murder and she can let bugs live and enjoy themselves by having a jolly good munch on her hide. With a bit of luck, she’ll become bosom pals with another pestilential bug, malaria - she would, if she is consistent in her beliefs, ensure she is a good, safe dog kennel for the little beasties.

That’ll do for now.Until Tuesday next week, when one will resume, on one’s own New Year resolution, blogging with gusto - and I have something in the wind, another Bracks-ALP scam is about to end in ruins, I shall watch keenly and unfurl the nasty facts.

Season’s goodwill best to all.
D.