Mangled Thoughts

Never make a New Year Resolution, they fail . Having made the one about blogging with gusto, the evidence is damning. Easter is on the cusp. I will be taking a near fortnight’s break, for a bit of murdering the fauna, and will return on the 4th of April, and will put that resolution into effect, with the upisde, New Year is now dead, but dust and ashes, so the curse of a New Y’s. res. now has no hold.

Sabre rattling.

Peter Zhang marks China is a paper tiger miltarily and, economically; a dynamic,growing economy is essential for the latter, if a govt. is to indulge in military adventurism. It contradicts also the politicians in Oz, and New Zealand, belief China is a bonanza of commerce for Oz and New Zealand businesses. Helen Calrke has gone a tad further, decreeing Chinese will be compulsory, as a `second international language’ in NZ schools - she’s not only Fidel Castro’s bedpal but a crank of a mad cow.

To rattle sabres, however, what on earth is the Peking Geriatric Buggery club on about? Then, the French Brothel , for that matter, deciding the E.U. will form an army to counter the U.S.? Zhang’s remarks applies to France with knobs on. While China is still struggling to emerge from the dark ages, the French , while it made it out of them, perhaps, certainly didn’t advance the medieval order? Is it just the French Govt., however.

The French natives are restless over the E.U., claiming it will launch laissez faire which will bring chaos and moral degeneracy. Amusing that, precisley the same rubbish the French used to excuse dragging the world into the trenches of WWI. Besides which, the E.U. is anything but about economic freedom. Hitched under the `consitution’ of the Greater Euro Socialist Comintern, nay countries joining up will be dragged into the economic depression France, and Germany are heading for. So, all that the soiclaist morons in some Euro govts. can come up with to avoid the inevitable is: suck their dummies, be indignant over some emotional thing called `national pride’ and generally stir up trouble.

The Peking Buggery Club and the French Brothel are stuffed with mad, bad cretins.

China?s economy is a stunted giantIt will be a great many years before China can pose a real military threat to the US, unless Americans do something incredibly stupid like handing both Houses and the Oval Office over to the Democrats

Meanwhile, in Brackistaniland, some P.R. type of that Windmill racket, Meridian, blubbered on with a Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective dis-jockette, Victorians must `get behind investment in windmills to make it a succes’. What on earth that is supposed to mean is a complete mystery. She waxed lyrically about wondeful export opportunities to China and other Asian countries. She’s fucking daft too. In so far as China is a bit tatty economically, they are not stupid enough to waste what capital there is on things which generate enough power to only power bloody light bulbs in a small shack for the best part of a few weeks, and that is a tad optimistic.

Meridian is a psuedo business of the N.Z govt., Helen Clarke having sacked N.Z taxpayers’ from what is nothing less than criminal fraud. What is it with ALP shysters robbbing taxpayers and flinging the stolen goods at bankrupt socialisto regimes. First, Cap’n Cockup throwing money at the Swedish Govt. for concrete submersibles, now Bracks handing stolen property over too Fidel’s fellow travellers for bloody bird killing machines.

In the meantime, businesses in Victoria are, in increasing numbers, up against it. The land tax is the straw which is breaking the camel. Brumby, dah treasurer, claims, the govt. can’t cut its expenditure, so no tax releif, not a hint of it, in sight. The recommended solution is, the commie bastards cut govt. consumption. But no, they are bent on spending Victorians into Tramp Street once again.

Macfarlane, of the RBA is blaming consumers in general for rising inflation. Well, that’s the line they took as soon as the inescapable could no longer be escaped. By generalising consumers , MacFarlane evades his and the RBA’s immediate culpability , forging money 24 hours a day year in year out. Their criminal fraud, and that of bloody socialisto govts - they, Macfarlane, you should belt around the head for iindulging ina non-stop, ever increasing spending spree.

When I return from the break, I shall be in a blogging vein, and make amends. Happy Easter to all.

A new wheeze is in the wind: bulging cross eyed little freaks are victims, and lawyers can hit good old taxpayer for compensation of victims of parents whose urge to procreate is criminal.

No, the headline referred to the antics of enthusiastic parents who are torn between the pleasure of watching their genetic droppings play sport, such as that pleasure is, and fancying themselves as boxers, belting up opposing players, umpires, the uglies of children on the other team. Perhaps if they had given each other a thorough belting when they were younger, they wouldn’t have contributed to the global warming apocalypse by dribbling out bits of DNA.

Meanwhile, Abbot was cuckolded, the son is not his son.Fat Aunty has made it its no.1 news report of the morning. Yawn. To be fair, Abbot’s freiend and mother of the boy raised the suspicion after a recent telephone call from someone who claimed he was the father. They had DNA tests, which showed, Tony’s, then, had not sprouted two legs, arms, bubbble eyes, a nut with blancmange rolling around in it.

Why is it, DNA dribble of ugly parents migrate swiftly to Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective? That’s the real mystery.

Meanwhile, a calamity has shocked the Irish. The Irish Sea Scouts went camping for the first time and their tents sunk.

Fine morning, could be a Spring day, people going about their business, ants building nests, bees humming, birds all a twitter, young things, confused by the unseasonal weather making bug eyes at each other, and crims out robbing banks.Between 10 and 11, to thugs held up a bank on Carlisle Street. I passed by some time after it , the Detectives were on the scene, the entrance taped.

Overheard someone saying to another, `…the hoodlums brushed right passed me as I was walking in.’

What a joy it is, to be confronted by armed thugs, a joy made all the more delightful given the increasing willingness to injure and kill those favoured by the otherwise unwanted visits of scumbags.

A `parking inspector’ was outside, sticking tickets on parked cars. I mused they might belong to witnesses inside the bank. Reminds me, during the recent Holocaust Day Memorial service in a Caulfield Synogogue, an `inspector’ slapped tickets on over a hundred veichles of those who attended, cars of the fit, the infirm and grannies.Councils are bandits too, the distinction is, they don’t use weapons directly, they use the indirect weapon, fine or jail.

Well, that’s cleared that up, why real criminals roam free in Victoria but first,here’s a good argument for why the `gun laws’ are stasiland rubbish,a pair of house breakers have been terrorising residents in their own homes and that wouldn’t happen if it were not for the stasiland gun laws, they’d be dead by now.

Back to , Rozzers. A Vic Police officer, commented this week m.ps. breaking Brack’s tax revenue guarantee, speed limits so low that the chances of not being booked is not a betting matter, sooner or later will arrive in the post a nasty cough up letter or worse knock at the door… He siad, it is a crime, and , yes, this what he said, `If you do the crime, you pay the price and do the time.’ There, folks, thye are not after dangerous drivers , house-breakers, rapists, and such nice upstanding types, no, they are after the real, hardened, vicious crims, Mary and Joe motoring along 1 to 10 kph over the posted limit - and there’s now umpteen different speed limis in Bracksitaniland.

It is time Fat Aunty bolshevik Collective produced its own version of Dah Bill. So, I sent in a test script, it nearly passed until they twigged, this soapie , Rozzer, isn’t p.c. about post modern, commooonity policing. Oh ,well.

Scene; 7.a.m. Unmarked tractor with a box attached to the front end.

Rozzer one: Hello,. hello, H.Q., H.Q. Is that you, are you receiving me?
Radio Operator: Yes, where here Fago Charlie, go ahead.
Rozzer: I’m in trouble, 80 criminals on the loose, need re-inforcements.
R.OP.: Roger that Fag, out. All units, all units, proceed to Princess Highway, Malvern section, massed crims. on the rampage, elderly citz. drving like crazy , they’ve done it this time, they’re speeding 3 over… approach with guns drawn.
All Units: Roger
Roger……

Another 5000 Rozzers all acknowledge and speed off with sirens blaring.

Meanwhile, it’s 7.46, and the chief Rozzer is having a brief, and a debrief, and a cup of tea with dah Commisionaire, some Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective airhead.

Discjockette: Well, how is it this morning?
C.Rozz.: Bad, crime wave this morning, boss. We’re trying our best.. but we are under resourced, the govt. has to spend ore
money on the Rozz…

Discj. : That bad eh. I’ll take callers advice now, and find out what you must do ( She’s referring to the wombats `Friends of
ABC)

Caller one: If only they made everyone ride bercycles, there be no crime-wave.

2: I don’t believe the prison sentences are severe enough

3: Drivers must be required to attend more counselling services

4. : Did you remeber to uphold the `Peace Now Sign”

5. Don’t forget the, were all one commoooooonity sign too, last caller.

Disc.: Well, thankyou callers. On one, we are working on that. On two, we assumed life with non parole of 30 years would
be sufficient deterrent. Apparently not. On 3, 10 years of compulsory psycho-therapy is the recommeded treatment, so
nothing much more which can be done about that. On 4, Yes, that was confirmed as soon as CIB were in their stake-out
position. On 5, yes again.

C.Rozz : We did it by the book, Boss. For some mysterious reason, there were too many this morning…. shit happens.
But, remember callers, in the long run, crime doesn’t pay, the long arm of the Rozzers will get you in the end.

Caller 6: Ahem, crime does pay. You bastards fined me my week’s rent, food and transport for being a fucking 1kph over 35
KpH……

Discj. : Thanks, caller… sorry about that viewers, we don’t , as a rule accord crims air-time.

C.Rozz. : That’s right, Boss. If you done the crime, you must be made to feel it.

8.47 a.m. Rozzer Student Union type cafeteria, the food is expensive and has the culinary delight of sewerage:
One Rozzer sreams, `I’ve done it, I’ve done’, Imade bonus 6 mornings straight!’ His fellow rozzers slap him on the back, saying, `Well done mate ‘ and so forth but, underneath it all, they are as jealous and resentful. Rozzer Bruce is the only one to consitently hit performance targets of 8,000 bookings a day, with at least 60 % thrown into jail. That returns a bonus of 10% which on issued fines of total, $10,000,000, is not a bad morning’s top up on the $90,000 per annum pay packet.Oh, and it means another promotion with paypacket increased by $10,000.

Meanwhile, Senior Constable Rozzer Jill his having a wimmin’s crisis meeting. Rozzers Wendy and Marge are Lesbians, and feel the men are not doing enough to affirm their alternative exploration of alternative ways of being in other worlds. A video tape points this up:

Male Rozzers: Gee, I’m so glad Wendy and Marge are lesbains and came out, I’ve never been so confronted with my inner feminie exploration experiences before.
Well said, mate.
Yer, good on yer.
Best thing ever happened tot he force, when we became commonunity workers and leanred how to police in a non-confrontational way which ensures the socilally disadvanted and the unions are never oppressed, while getting at capitalisto, car driving, real dangerous crooks.
Yeah,too right mate.

The Femmo session: See, Sistahs, it’s all about them and their truths about other worlds, when they should be speaking about Wendy and Marge and their truths.
Typical male chauvinists, they still can’t learn experiences. Rhubarb, Rubarb, what are we gonna do, and when do we wan it?
Have a peace protest in the Senior Commissioner’s of Rozzers office, and, now.
Yah, that’s so like happening now, let’s do it now. Yeah. [10 minutes later, Rozzer HQ is reduced to a burning heap, once again, all fire-fightiing brigades called out to fight fire, and remove the Rozzers from the Rozzer’s office].

And Fat Aunty Boslhevik Collective passed up this sure fire Gold Logie Winner true to real life drama . Unbelievable. And, I’m really annoyed, I was only asking for $50, 000,000 in gold bulion in a Swiss Bank Account, much cheaper than the Bill and much more wholesome. Damn, I’m annoyed.

Chap commits murder by leaving a girl to drown,. Another is not so squeamish and enjoys murdering anyone he takes a fancy to for a bit pleasure. One is communist, so is the other. One is called by Fat AUnty the `Father of the Irish in America’, the other, `Father of the Irish in Ireland. Both have warm cosy relationships with mass murderers in other countries. Both are members of outfits which have not committed crimes. The differences:

Names: Teddy Kennedy , Gerry Adams
Democrats IRA-SinnFein

Fat Aunty observed this morning yesterday’s Paddy Day by marking, Bush’s refusal to recieve Adams, but, Kennedy’s silence is `more telling’, remarked the bimbo. A teddy soundbite was played: `Gerry must separate himself from the IRA to clean up his image, and work harder for peace’. Hmm, he omitted Sinn Fein, and by `peace’, must be a slip of the tongue re his murder of a lass who made a mistake in being in the company of the fat, commie hugging slob. I can see Teddy’s point, however, for if Gerry Boy was kicked out of Stormont and also tried for his many crimes, why, it could happen to himslef, dear Teddy Boy, why, even, Bill and Hilary Clinton and Al Gore.Can’t have that now can we: Teddy is Fadder to the bog dwelling race in the U.S. and Billy and Hilly are their Uncle and Aunty.

Here is soomething which, adds to the correcting perspective on the hypocrisy of the ALP and ABC over the non criminal affair of Lightfoot:

MP in bid to ban Gerry Adams
Gerard McManus
VICTORIAN senator Julian McGauran has called for a ban on Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams.
Group had raised funds for the IRA, which he claimed was involved in a $63 million bank heist.

Senator McGauran said Adams was “an associate of terrorists”.

He said putting the IRA on the proscribed list would make it illegal for Irish groups to raise funds for Sinn Fein in Australia.

The National Party MP has also told Parliament groups such as the Melbourne-based Casement Group had raised funds for the IRA, which he claimed was involved in a $63 million bank heist.

Senator McGauran said Adams was “an associate of terrorists”.

“Any Celtic or Irish Club member or president worth their salt will not entertain Mr Adams on their premises and would reject the visit,” Senator McGauran said.

Actually, before the `anti-terrorism’ Act, there is no reason why such as the aider and abetters of mass murders at such like as the Casement Group cannot be arrested on criminal charges, complicity in committing murder , extortion, robbery and so forth, by supplying the IRA with the funds to do so. No reason at a;ll why Adams cannot be arrested and tried and convicted and locked up, death by hanging would be better, on stepping out onto Oz turf.

So while savages such as the party to mass murder and other shocking crimes at the Casement Group gladly, enthusiastically help terrorist scumbags of Sinn-Fein-IRA by sending of cash to fund their many crimes, the leftoids lead by Beazely scream, Lightfoot is a criminal because of a $20,000 donation to fund a hospital in Kurdistan and carried a .38 just in case he was confronted by a terrorist. But the sheer insidious hypcorisy of the ALP, and Kim Beazley is further illuminated by an item by Andrew Bolt:

Now President George W. Bush has shut his door to Adams, and politicians everywhere want his IRA to disband. But who were the Australians who just six years ago hailed him?

There was then ACTU president Jennie George ? now a Labor backbencher ? who likened Adams to Nelson Mandela. There was the Labor Lord Mayor of Brisbane, Jim Soorley, who shouted him a civic reception for 600 guests.

Also greeting him were Democrats leader Meg Lees, Labor boss Kim Beazley, and our soft-headed premier Jeff Kennett. The University of New South Wales had him give a speech, broadcast on the ABC.

P RIME Minister John Howard was among the few who snubbed Adams, and the usual suspects were furious. Howard was “a man of limited vision and generosity”, raged the Financial Review’s Geoffrey Barker, now a critic of the liberation of Iraq. A “petty individual”, agreed Soorley, ditto.

“Howard’s poor choice on Adams,” raged The Age, which ran one piece by footballer Jim Stynes praising Adams for being “like Nelson Mandela”, and another by a reporter wowed by his “Hollywood aura”.

On it went ? praise from smart people who again wouldn’t see that appeasement is weakness to men of violence. How hard really is this playground lesson?

Kim Beazely happily ermbraces a mass murderer, thus gives him comfort, and thus has aided and abetted Gerry Adams, mass murderer and supporter of terrorists, through SinnFein-IRa, in the Middle East and Latin America, and yet condemns Lightfoot because of an act of charity by a Professor of a Research Institute at Curtain university. He has always been a fat, lying bastard.

The Lightfoot affair. Yesterday, Herald Sun published an item derived from Fairfax insum, Senator Lightfoot, on his last trip to Iraq, was offered firemarms for self-defence by Kurdistan pashmergers (guardsmen), a .38 and was photographed brandishing a kalishnikov with three guardsmen beside him. It also repeated the Fairfax story that the Senator had smuggled $20,000 U.S., donated by Woodside Petroleum as a donation to hospitals in Kurdistan, to ensure the money arrived in hands of the beneficiaries, regular postal services being not altogether unreliable and banks and banking transfer facilities awaiting some improvement..

The ALP went beserkers, Lightfoot has committed major offences. I am stumped by that false demsontration of wounded but false morals. What crime, a $20,000 donation, gee, how thoroughly evil, not at all alleviated by bearing `illegally’ firemarms, another criminal offence according to the ALP. Hmmn, let me see: if approached by a terrorist in Iraq what do you do:

Surrender and have your throat cut.
Point a finger and say bang.
Since you will end up dead and by a grisly method, reach for a loaded automatic and have a good go at fighting your way out,if someone supplies you with the requisite piece.

Indeed, isn’t that pointed in Oz? When do the detectives step in? Why, after some crim, perhaps having broken into your house while in bed, has murdered the residents. Yet, even without being murdered in the home, the notion that one is not, somehow to defend property against intruders, and saboteurs such as PETA and, yes the Greenies who spike trees in order to kill and maim loggers and set fire to forests - to stop logging , and using firearms to do so, is the real criminal offence against the civilised.

Indeed, the commie collective dah department of education of Victoria, Brackistaniland, considers it, as in other states, for teachers and heads to cane thugs, and for victims of schoolyard thugs to defend themselve, that is called `retaliation’, criminal offences. A schoolboy, already having been subjected to years of assaults by the thugs of one govt. school was violent assualted, last week it was reported, the savage who assualted him, aided and abetted by a large number of other inmates of that zoo, kicked his face even, the victims braces were embedded into the flesh of his cheek amongst other injuries.During the assault, the lad attempted to fight back.

Some of the thugs recorded the assault on mobile phone video. The headmaster of the zoo has viewed the video. He suspended the assailants and the other savges for ten days, and the victim. Why, because he had retaliated. This is only one of frequent and increasingly more violent assualts committed in govt. powned schools in Victoria, and this has been the case , the trend, for some decades now. There arte schools which by the late 800’s only those of suicidal inclinations would violitionally attend. Parents should: sue the thugs who assault their children on criminal charges, present the parents with damages bills, as for the surgery the above lad now needs because of the braces, and sue the Principal, teachers, the bureaucrats and the politicians for aiding and abetting nothing but downright criminal scumbags. And each of them, and that includes the Bracks lead cabinet of commie thugs, should be given a flogging. That is one of the many reasons why parents remove their children to non-govt. schools, they wish their children not to grow up as the savages in zoos nor be assaulted and persecuted by them, and expect offenders to be caned and booted out of school permanently for it. But not in socialisto wankers land, not in Brackistaniland, oh no, scumbag youfs have rights and are victims of dah society don’t you know. Ten days supension for the thugs, what a joke, that made them no doubt happy.

I stray.

The ABC seized on the senator’s crimes , delirious in the belief they have something with which to hit the govt., they have gun toting, money smuggling, big business conspirators on their benches. The fly in the Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective’s ointment of joy is, while he accepted the proffered arms, Lightfoot did carry them, for the kalishnikov photo,and the .38, and he didn’t smuggle $20,000. He was present when it was handed over the the Kurd Govt. Woodside Petroleum did not donate the money, it was the professor who is the head of the Woodside Research Institute at Curtain University.

Australia is stuffed with leftoid assholes, which explains why Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective survives.

I could be mistaken but, it sounded like Bartlett, I heard his name, so, it must have been Bartlett who declared in the Senate early evening yesterday, in repsonse to a Coalition Senator who set a few plain blunt truths about PETA and that the AWA is about to sue their backsides off, including Newkirk, though he did not use the T word. Bartlett did, use the T word.

Senator Bartlett:

`I rise to take exception , Mr. Speaker, to the Senator’s remarks about PETA. They are not Terrorists.

I disagree with the measures the Bristish Govt. is taking against PETA, they are over the top.

The wool industry is, of course, a major industry in Australia, but declaring PETA to be a danger and terrorists and taking action against them on that assumption is not helpful, won’t solve the difficulties the wool industry faces.

There is a question of free speech involved, and PETA is simply trying to get its point across. Sometimes, that entails doing things which seem disturbing to others. I have taken to the barricades myself’.

Let’s see, destruction of private property, terrorising passersby during their peaceful protest rallies, then making death threats against scientists, defamation as against MacDonalds in Britain, bombing laboratries, sabotage of production facilities, sending bombs in the post. According to Bartlett that’s o.k., and, he’s done it himself, must have according to his confession of his past activities. Apart from, their aim is really to shut down production altogether and have everyone live to a new version of Commie paradise the Khmer Rouge dream with one difference, we don’t squish ants and we all munch moss., and use gum leaves as toilet paper.

When is crime and terrorism not crime and terrorism, when it’s committed for political reasons and, detonates on Bartlett’s previous dole bludging job as a `social worker’, in the name of fighting `social injustice’. This separates the terrorists PETA, the savages in the Redfern and Macquarrie riots, the `anti-globalism’ savages who rioted in Melbourne. It excuses Gerry Adams, Sinn-Fein-IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Arab-Muslim terorrists.

Well, perhaps Bartlett is right,`…entails doing things which seem disturbing to others’, the practiced what he preached in the Senate but no point in saying anything more, he’s been given a good belting over that incidental point making effort.

The way to take parliament is well fortified, and I’m well fortified, the slaves are cleaning up the crockery after a jolly good PETA lunch. Had to flail a greeny who went beserkers as I dropped a cray into boiling water and watched it crawling about. I shot the PETA lout. A few more hours of washing and scrrubbing and the Dole Office will have it’s serfs back - I have to exchange them for gardeners, house cleaners, car cleaner, gutters cleaner, wasp and ant ridders and a toilet brush type - no lice-ridden greenies this time Dole Office, I keep a pucka toilet and bathroom and they must be clean with no whiff of a stink about them ( had to throw one into the garbage bin this morning the smelly little bugger).

Bird Flu, ah yes. Rudd last week, declared, in response to Lex’s statement to the Parliament on F.P., Oz must unite and unite with the world to fight the greatest scourge on earth, the Bird Flu. Today, Bob Brown threw in his 1/2000th bob’s worth in.waxing how horrible it will be. Oh dear, dear, dear, how terrible.

He had a good wail, the end is nigh, repent capitalist pig, for the Bird Flu is coming. I much prefer medieval pictures of the Grim Reaper separating necks with his scythe. The Bird Flu isn’t that thrilling, quite tedious really: Gee,I’m so scared I had best run out and buy some box of tissues to wipe a runny nose , having run out of a stock of two boxes in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, and I don’t wish to be caught short when the nostrils start dribbling because the Bird Flu flew in faster than a trip to the shop.

Bob Brown cited the greatest consipiracy theorist in Oz, SBS. SBS does quite enough of the leftoid hysteria antics as it is, Paul , Paul and Carls daily Diatribe, has posted on their latest fanatsy, Fox News controlled most of the news reporting on Gulf War II, in secret agreement with dah military. It went on to assert, so did CBS. Peculiar that, what were NBC, BBC, ABC, etc., crapping on about then. And, as I far as recall, CBS also ran a lefty line on Gulf War II. The leftoid mainstream medja was silenced.

Bob cited has hard evidence assertions made by the leftoid gibberers at SBS , the Govt’s. Tsunami aid to Indonesia is a pigs trough of corruption and despond. Well, SBS has one gullible dribbling fan, that much is clear.

Question Time and MPI are alright, bears in a pit type spectacle. No, it is what is put before and after those two periods that requires something stiff with which to steel the nerves.Is it possible to count the myriad of regluations and little decrees, and new `spending initiaitives’ m.p. after m.p. stands up and announces. This monstrous spectalce of govt. grwoing more and longere tentacles by the second.

Complaints by ALP in either House are mostly, not enough regulations in a single bill, or inadequate. That, and `underpsend’, the latest bit of slang , the ALP attacking any funding not spent by a department or agency. Their favourite corresponding phrase is: `proper expenditure’. `Proper expenditure’ is more expended on a particular items. The Coalition is malfeasent because, apparently, it does not incur a `proper expenditure’. I boggle.

In the bear pit yesterday, Mr. Windsor, one -time wannabe National m.p. now is an m.p. as an independent, raised his allegation against Mr. Anderson, Deputy Prime Minister, that the latter sough to bribe Windsor with a plum overseas posting if the former would yield his seat. One Federal Police investigation into what is a criminal matter, and a Senate Inquiry later, Windsor couldn’t help himslef. More amusing, Beazely took up Windsor’s allegations once again. A sane man would have stared at the ceiling and whistled some ditty as Windsor sunk his tugboat all by his lone-some self. Not the ALP. As Anderson mused, Windsor is right about one thing, the voters in his seat, Mr. Anderson and the Nats. want Windsor out and forgotten but, according to SBS, that would be a conspiracy.

The fortifications must have done the job, usually when commenting on Parliament Federal, it is with a brick at hand. When pondering how bad things really are at the Federale level, politicians dreaming up new diktat and new proper expenditure, it yet pales compared to the communistos in Spring Street. It is numbing and ghaslty.

Speak of the Wheeze Devil, an ALP Senator is thrilling all and sundry with:

`Aboriginies want poltical structures; they have all sorts of models of structures, and for all sorts of many other things. They have models of villages they’d like to live in, models of communes they’d like to live in, they have models of parents they’d like to have…of politicians they’d like to have represent them and, they also have models and each one different of the sorts of tribal eleders they’d like to have.

Ga ga doesn’t quite distil the moron she is.

Gad, Ilibcc, the ALP really have scraped the bottom of a well used barrel to stuff their benches with.

Coined by Meryl Yourish, posted on Animal Crackers, as linked by Todd, Special Sauce,kicking off PETA Day in good form.

Just as well one had a kip yesterday, needed to be well rested for a gastronmic extravaganza. To help things along, we have a few suggestions. For those who haven’t stocked up for this splendid day, may I recommend taking out your trusty hunting rifles, big game bore, and shotguns and visit the local zoo first thing, you’ll find a supply of at lost most items of your festal day requisites fattened for a good morning’s shoot and an afternoon of feasting and drinking.

The zoo field shoot is made all the more enjoybale when, at the internet fingertip, a complete list of game and how to cook them is available:

Just Game Recipes,Alligator, Bear, Beaver, Boar, Buffalo ,Caribou, Dove, Duck, Elk, Emu, Game Hen, Goose, Grouse, Kangaroo, Miscellaneous ,Moose, Muskrat, Opposum Ostrich, Partridge, Pheasant, Pigeon, Quail, Rabbit, Raccoon, Squab, Squirrel, Turtle, Venison, Wild Turkey,Woodcock .

Under Miscellaneous, 71 entries are given. Here are a few tasty beasties listed under Misc.:

Apple-Stuffed Guinea Fowl , Armadillo Sauce Piquant, Crispy Rattlesnake Coils, Braised Breast of Whitebill,
Breaded Pronghorn Cutlet, Filet of Filly, French Fried Skunk, Marinated Porcupine Chops, Parrot Pie, Iguana Soup ,
Iguana Stew, Red Raisin-sauced Cornish Hens, Reindeer Pot Roast , Roast Polar Bear , Roast Teal , Roasted Crow,
Rock Cornish Hens, Saddle of Boar , Salmi of Whitebill , Savoury Seal Hearts, Seal Brain Fritters, Sicilian Hens on Fettuccine,
Spi Di Yuwana (Iguana Soup), Squab on the Spit, Stewed Pigeons, Swiss Whitebill Steak, Texas Rattlesnake Chili,
Traditional Chinese Tiger, Whale Bobotee .

Filet of Filly [Yes, a young, female horse]

4 1/4 lb filets of horse
4 Slices bacon
Salt and pepper to taste

Prepare exactly as for a filet mignon. Wrap outside of filet with uncooked bacon slice and secure with toothpicks. Broil to taste.

Here is more on Game birds:Chapter XVII. POULTRY AND GAME.
Here is one on shooting them and dining out on the doings:

Now, what between a fine morning’s hunt at the local zoo and a brace of game to cook, how will I cope readers might be asking. Simple. You, as taxpayer are forced to keep an army of useless things on the dole. Wlak right down to the dole office and demand, `I want my money’s worth, 20 kitchen hands, 18 who can cook, 8 waiters, pronto, or I sue you for squillions.’ The servant problem fixed, relax, put up the old legs, aching from a morning of stalking wild game, and sit back with a pre feating drink, scotch. Oh, don’t foget, have a serf breathe a couple of boxes of good, strong reds to wash down the doings, and a twenty -thirty year old reisling to take with the trout.

I’m starting to salivate.

Had, yesterday, planned to post rather more items but: `it was the weekend’s weather that did me head in guv. that’s wot.’

Monday was tolerable, Saturday and Sunday, could’ve roasted beef and veges in the driveway. All those who claim to enjoy spiffing hot weather, a long hot summer , are either liars or completely mad. In freezing cold weather, at least you can rug up, and, standing in freezing water up over the nuts, enjoy casting the fly. On hot days it’s more a matter of asking: `mate, pack me in the ice filled esky…The beer ? Don’t worry about that, won’t be any left when you open the lid to let me out .’

Monday was only 30 odd but not a skerrick of a breeze. Dust had made its way up the old nostrils from mowing the lawns, and around all of midnight the sinus blew up. In the end, got out of bed, dressed, and sat outside until 4 in the mrning, when I felt better. I was buggered yesterday.The eyeballs ran around the sockets, then fled.I gripped the keyboard with the fingers to stop myself sliding out of the chair. A jackhammer blasted away inside the old noggin, annoying because such torture is usually associated with a good night out on the tiles. I realised I was as good as a carcass, voices had all the softness of a spike driven through the skull. That was it, I gave up, packed up, and went off for a good lie down.

Hot weather is the pits.