Mangled Thoughts

Well, that’s cleared that up, why real criminals roam free in Victoria but first,here’s a good argument for why the `gun laws’ are stasiland rubbish,a pair of house breakers have been terrorising residents in their own homes and that wouldn’t happen if it were not for the stasiland gun laws, they’d be dead by now.

Back to , Rozzers. A Vic Police officer, commented this week m.ps. breaking Brack’s tax revenue guarantee, speed limits so low that the chances of not being booked is not a betting matter, sooner or later will arrive in the post a nasty cough up letter or worse knock at the door… He siad, it is a crime, and , yes, this what he said, `If you do the crime, you pay the price and do the time.’ There, folks, thye are not after dangerous drivers , house-breakers, rapists, and such nice upstanding types, no, they are after the real, hardened, vicious crims, Mary and Joe motoring along 1 to 10 kph over the posted limit - and there’s now umpteen different speed limis in Bracksitaniland.

It is time Fat Aunty bolshevik Collective produced its own version of Dah Bill. So, I sent in a test script, it nearly passed until they twigged, this soapie , Rozzer, isn’t p.c. about post modern, commooonity policing. Oh ,well.

Scene; 7.a.m. Unmarked tractor with a box attached to the front end.

Rozzer one: Hello,. hello, H.Q., H.Q. Is that you, are you receiving me?
Radio Operator: Yes, where here Fago Charlie, go ahead.
Rozzer: I’m in trouble, 80 criminals on the loose, need re-inforcements.
R.OP.: Roger that Fag, out. All units, all units, proceed to Princess Highway, Malvern section, massed crims. on the rampage, elderly citz. drving like crazy , they’ve done it this time, they’re speeding 3 over… approach with guns drawn.
All Units: Roger
Roger……

Another 5000 Rozzers all acknowledge and speed off with sirens blaring.

Meanwhile, it’s 7.46, and the chief Rozzer is having a brief, and a debrief, and a cup of tea with dah Commisionaire, some Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective airhead.

Discjockette: Well, how is it this morning?
C.Rozz.: Bad, crime wave this morning, boss. We’re trying our best.. but we are under resourced, the govt. has to spend ore
money on the Rozz…

Discj. : That bad eh. I’ll take callers advice now, and find out what you must do ( She’s referring to the wombats `Friends of
ABC)

Caller one: If only they made everyone ride bercycles, there be no crime-wave.

2: I don’t believe the prison sentences are severe enough

3: Drivers must be required to attend more counselling services

4. : Did you remeber to uphold the `Peace Now Sign”

5. Don’t forget the, were all one commoooooonity sign too, last caller.

Disc.: Well, thankyou callers. On one, we are working on that. On two, we assumed life with non parole of 30 years would
be sufficient deterrent. Apparently not. On 3, 10 years of compulsory psycho-therapy is the recommeded treatment, so
nothing much more which can be done about that. On 4, Yes, that was confirmed as soon as CIB were in their stake-out
position. On 5, yes again.

C.Rozz : We did it by the book, Boss. For some mysterious reason, there were too many this morning…. shit happens.
But, remember callers, in the long run, crime doesn’t pay, the long arm of the Rozzers will get you in the end.

Caller 6: Ahem, crime does pay. You bastards fined me my week’s rent, food and transport for being a fucking 1kph over 35
KpH……

Discj. : Thanks, caller… sorry about that viewers, we don’t , as a rule accord crims air-time.

C.Rozz. : That’s right, Boss. If you done the crime, you must be made to feel it.

8.47 a.m. Rozzer Student Union type cafeteria, the food is expensive and has the culinary delight of sewerage:
One Rozzer sreams, `I’ve done it, I’ve done’, Imade bonus 6 mornings straight!’ His fellow rozzers slap him on the back, saying, `Well done mate ‘ and so forth but, underneath it all, they are as jealous and resentful. Rozzer Bruce is the only one to consitently hit performance targets of 8,000 bookings a day, with at least 60 % thrown into jail. That returns a bonus of 10% which on issued fines of total, $10,000,000, is not a bad morning’s top up on the $90,000 per annum pay packet.Oh, and it means another promotion with paypacket increased by $10,000.

Meanwhile, Senior Constable Rozzer Jill his having a wimmin’s crisis meeting. Rozzers Wendy and Marge are Lesbians, and feel the men are not doing enough to affirm their alternative exploration of alternative ways of being in other worlds. A video tape points this up:

Male Rozzers: Gee, I’m so glad Wendy and Marge are lesbains and came out, I’ve never been so confronted with my inner feminie exploration experiences before.
Well said, mate.
Yer, good on yer.
Best thing ever happened tot he force, when we became commonunity workers and leanred how to police in a non-confrontational way which ensures the socilally disadvanted and the unions are never oppressed, while getting at capitalisto, car driving, real dangerous crooks.
Yeah,too right mate.

The Femmo session: See, Sistahs, it’s all about them and their truths about other worlds, when they should be speaking about Wendy and Marge and their truths.
Typical male chauvinists, they still can’t learn experiences. Rhubarb, Rubarb, what are we gonna do, and when do we wan it?
Have a peace protest in the Senior Commissioner’s of Rozzers office, and, now.
Yah, that’s so like happening now, let’s do it now. Yeah. [10 minutes later, Rozzer HQ is reduced to a burning heap, once again, all fire-fightiing brigades called out to fight fire, and remove the Rozzers from the Rozzer’s office].

And Fat Aunty Boslhevik Collective passed up this sure fire Gold Logie Winner true to real life drama . Unbelievable. And, I’m really annoyed, I was only asking for $50, 000,000 in gold bulion in a Swiss Bank Account, much cheaper than the Bill and much more wholesome. Damn, I’m annoyed.