Bank Robbery
Fine morning, could be a Spring day, people going about their business, ants building nests, bees humming, birds all a twitter, young things, confused by the unseasonal weather making bug eyes at each other, and crims out robbing banks.Between 10 and 11, to thugs held up a bank on Carlisle Street. I passed by some time after it , the Detectives were on the scene, the entrance taped.
Overheard someone saying to another, `…the hoodlums brushed right passed me as I was walking in.’
What a joy it is, to be confronted by armed thugs, a joy made all the more delightful given the increasing willingness to injure and kill those favoured by the otherwise unwanted visits of scumbags.
A `parking inspector’ was outside, sticking tickets on parked cars. I mused they might belong to witnesses inside the bank. Reminds me, during the recent Holocaust Day Memorial service in a Caulfield Synogogue, an `inspector’ slapped tickets on over a hundred veichles of those who attended, cars of the fit, the infirm and grannies.Councils are bandits too, the distinction is, they don’t use weapons directly, they use the indirect weapon, fine or jail.
Fatty Arbuckle wrote:
Australia’s Gross National (waste) Product
Global warming has nothing to do with astronomical forcing. It?s the mass-exodus of herds of obese Australian women migrating from south to north at this time of the year. Bellowing across the National Parks of the red-centre and north, these beasts, the size of which has not been seen in the bush since the Jurassic, mark their territory frightening the normal-sized European tourists, into submission. Carrying enough food baggage on their arses to last a tsunami disaster, they are transported by over-powered enviro-bad 4WD?s that are incapable of leaving bitumen because their overloaded occupants, using National Parks as toilets for their frequent bowel-purges on their 3month eating odyssey.
COMMENT:
heh heh
I say, Fatty, you simply must replace Dickie Attenborough as BBC naturalist.
Posted on 21-Mar-05 at 12:03 pm | Permalink