Mangled Thoughts

The Lightfoot affair. Yesterday, Herald Sun published an item derived from Fairfax insum, Senator Lightfoot, on his last trip to Iraq, was offered firemarms for self-defence by Kurdistan pashmergers (guardsmen), a .38 and was photographed brandishing a kalishnikov with three guardsmen beside him. It also repeated the Fairfax story that the Senator had smuggled $20,000 U.S., donated by Woodside Petroleum as a donation to hospitals in Kurdistan, to ensure the money arrived in hands of the beneficiaries, regular postal services being not altogether unreliable and banks and banking transfer facilities awaiting some improvement..

The ALP went beserkers, Lightfoot has committed major offences. I am stumped by that false demsontration of wounded but false morals. What crime, a $20,000 donation, gee, how thoroughly evil, not at all alleviated by bearing `illegally’ firemarms, another criminal offence according to the ALP. Hmmn, let me see: if approached by a terrorist in Iraq what do you do:

Surrender and have your throat cut.
Point a finger and say bang.
Since you will end up dead and by a grisly method, reach for a loaded automatic and have a good go at fighting your way out,if someone supplies you with the requisite piece.

Indeed, isn’t that pointed in Oz? When do the detectives step in? Why, after some crim, perhaps having broken into your house while in bed, has murdered the residents. Yet, even without being murdered in the home, the notion that one is not, somehow to defend property against intruders, and saboteurs such as PETA and, yes the Greenies who spike trees in order to kill and maim loggers and set fire to forests - to stop logging , and using firearms to do so, is the real criminal offence against the civilised.

Indeed, the commie collective dah department of education of Victoria, Brackistaniland, considers it, as in other states, for teachers and heads to cane thugs, and for victims of schoolyard thugs to defend themselve, that is called `retaliation’, criminal offences. A schoolboy, already having been subjected to years of assaults by the thugs of one govt. school was violent assualted, last week it was reported, the savage who assualted him, aided and abetted by a large number of other inmates of that zoo, kicked his face even, the victims braces were embedded into the flesh of his cheek amongst other injuries.During the assault, the lad attempted to fight back.

Some of the thugs recorded the assault on mobile phone video. The headmaster of the zoo has viewed the video. He suspended the assailants and the other savges for ten days, and the victim. Why, because he had retaliated. This is only one of frequent and increasingly more violent assualts committed in govt. powned schools in Victoria, and this has been the case , the trend, for some decades now. There arte schools which by the late 800’s only those of suicidal inclinations would violitionally attend. Parents should: sue the thugs who assault their children on criminal charges, present the parents with damages bills, as for the surgery the above lad now needs because of the braces, and sue the Principal, teachers, the bureaucrats and the politicians for aiding and abetting nothing but downright criminal scumbags. And each of them, and that includes the Bracks lead cabinet of commie thugs, should be given a flogging. That is one of the many reasons why parents remove their children to non-govt. schools, they wish their children not to grow up as the savages in zoos nor be assaulted and persecuted by them, and expect offenders to be caned and booted out of school permanently for it. But not in socialisto wankers land, not in Brackistaniland, oh no, scumbag youfs have rights and are victims of dah society don’t you know. Ten days supension for the thugs, what a joke, that made them no doubt happy.

I stray.

The ABC seized on the senator’s crimes , delirious in the belief they have something with which to hit the govt., they have gun toting, money smuggling, big business conspirators on their benches. The fly in the Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective’s ointment of joy is, while he accepted the proffered arms, Lightfoot did carry them, for the kalishnikov photo,and the .38, and he didn’t smuggle $20,000. He was present when it was handed over the the Kurd Govt. Woodside Petroleum did not donate the money, it was the professor who is the head of the Woodside Research Institute at Curtain University.

Australia is stuffed with leftoid assholes, which explains why Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective survives.

I could be mistaken but, it sounded like Bartlett, I heard his name, so, it must have been Bartlett who declared in the Senate early evening yesterday, in repsonse to a Coalition Senator who set a few plain blunt truths about PETA and that the AWA is about to sue their backsides off, including Newkirk, though he did not use the T word. Bartlett did, use the T word.

Senator Bartlett:

`I rise to take exception , Mr. Speaker, to the Senator’s remarks about PETA. They are not Terrorists.

I disagree with the measures the Bristish Govt. is taking against PETA, they are over the top.

The wool industry is, of course, a major industry in Australia, but declaring PETA to be a danger and terrorists and taking action against them on that assumption is not helpful, won’t solve the difficulties the wool industry faces.

There is a question of free speech involved, and PETA is simply trying to get its point across. Sometimes, that entails doing things which seem disturbing to others. I have taken to the barricades myself’.

Let’s see, destruction of private property, terrorising passersby during their peaceful protest rallies, then making death threats against scientists, defamation as against MacDonalds in Britain, bombing laboratries, sabotage of production facilities, sending bombs in the post. According to Bartlett that’s o.k., and, he’s done it himself, must have according to his confession of his past activities. Apart from, their aim is really to shut down production altogether and have everyone live to a new version of Commie paradise the Khmer Rouge dream with one difference, we don’t squish ants and we all munch moss., and use gum leaves as toilet paper.

When is crime and terrorism not crime and terrorism, when it’s committed for political reasons and, detonates on Bartlett’s previous dole bludging job as a `social worker’, in the name of fighting `social injustice’. This separates the terrorists PETA, the savages in the Redfern and Macquarrie riots, the `anti-globalism’ savages who rioted in Melbourne. It excuses Gerry Adams, Sinn-Fein-IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, Arab-Muslim terorrists.

Well, perhaps Bartlett is right,`…entails doing things which seem disturbing to others’, the practiced what he preached in the Senate but no point in saying anything more, he’s been given a good belting over that incidental point making effort.

The way to take parliament is well fortified, and I’m well fortified, the slaves are cleaning up the crockery after a jolly good PETA lunch. Had to flail a greeny who went beserkers as I dropped a cray into boiling water and watched it crawling about. I shot the PETA lout. A few more hours of washing and scrrubbing and the Dole Office will have it’s serfs back - I have to exchange them for gardeners, house cleaners, car cleaner, gutters cleaner, wasp and ant ridders and a toilet brush type - no lice-ridden greenies this time Dole Office, I keep a pucka toilet and bathroom and they must be clean with no whiff of a stink about them ( had to throw one into the garbage bin this morning the smelly little bugger).

Bird Flu, ah yes. Rudd last week, declared, in response to Lex’s statement to the Parliament on F.P., Oz must unite and unite with the world to fight the greatest scourge on earth, the Bird Flu. Today, Bob Brown threw in his 1/2000th bob’s worth in.waxing how horrible it will be. Oh dear, dear, dear, how terrible.

He had a good wail, the end is nigh, repent capitalist pig, for the Bird Flu is coming. I much prefer medieval pictures of the Grim Reaper separating necks with his scythe. The Bird Flu isn’t that thrilling, quite tedious really: Gee,I’m so scared I had best run out and buy some box of tissues to wipe a runny nose , having run out of a stock of two boxes in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, and I don’t wish to be caught short when the nostrils start dribbling because the Bird Flu flew in faster than a trip to the shop.

Bob Brown cited the greatest consipiracy theorist in Oz, SBS. SBS does quite enough of the leftoid hysteria antics as it is, Paul , Paul and Carls daily Diatribe, has posted on their latest fanatsy, Fox News controlled most of the news reporting on Gulf War II, in secret agreement with dah military. It went on to assert, so did CBS. Peculiar that, what were NBC, BBC, ABC, etc., crapping on about then. And, as I far as recall, CBS also ran a lefty line on Gulf War II. The leftoid mainstream medja was silenced.

Bob cited has hard evidence assertions made by the leftoid gibberers at SBS , the Govt’s. Tsunami aid to Indonesia is a pigs trough of corruption and despond. Well, SBS has one gullible dribbling fan, that much is clear.

Question Time and MPI are alright, bears in a pit type spectacle. No, it is what is put before and after those two periods that requires something stiff with which to steel the nerves.Is it possible to count the myriad of regluations and little decrees, and new `spending initiaitives’ m.p. after m.p. stands up and announces. This monstrous spectalce of govt. grwoing more and longere tentacles by the second.

Complaints by ALP in either House are mostly, not enough regulations in a single bill, or inadequate. That, and `underpsend’, the latest bit of slang , the ALP attacking any funding not spent by a department or agency. Their favourite corresponding phrase is: `proper expenditure’. `Proper expenditure’ is more expended on a particular items. The Coalition is malfeasent because, apparently, it does not incur a `proper expenditure’. I boggle.

In the bear pit yesterday, Mr. Windsor, one -time wannabe National m.p. now is an m.p. as an independent, raised his allegation against Mr. Anderson, Deputy Prime Minister, that the latter sough to bribe Windsor with a plum overseas posting if the former would yield his seat. One Federal Police investigation into what is a criminal matter, and a Senate Inquiry later, Windsor couldn’t help himslef. More amusing, Beazely took up Windsor’s allegations once again. A sane man would have stared at the ceiling and whistled some ditty as Windsor sunk his tugboat all by his lone-some self. Not the ALP. As Anderson mused, Windsor is right about one thing, the voters in his seat, Mr. Anderson and the Nats. want Windsor out and forgotten but, according to SBS, that would be a conspiracy.

The fortifications must have done the job, usually when commenting on Parliament Federal, it is with a brick at hand. When pondering how bad things really are at the Federale level, politicians dreaming up new diktat and new proper expenditure, it yet pales compared to the communistos in Spring Street. It is numbing and ghaslty.

Speak of the Wheeze Devil, an ALP Senator is thrilling all and sundry with:

`Aboriginies want poltical structures; they have all sorts of models of structures, and for all sorts of many other things. They have models of villages they’d like to live in, models of communes they’d like to live in, they have models of parents they’d like to have…of politicians they’d like to have represent them and, they also have models and each one different of the sorts of tribal eleders they’d like to have.

Ga ga doesn’t quite distil the moron she is.

Gad, Ilibcc, the ALP really have scraped the bottom of a well used barrel to stuff their benches with.

Coined by Meryl Yourish, posted on Animal Crackers, as linked by Todd, Special Sauce,kicking off PETA Day in good form.

Just as well one had a kip yesterday, needed to be well rested for a gastronmic extravaganza. To help things along, we have a few suggestions. For those who haven’t stocked up for this splendid day, may I recommend taking out your trusty hunting rifles, big game bore, and shotguns and visit the local zoo first thing, you’ll find a supply of at lost most items of your festal day requisites fattened for a good morning’s shoot and an afternoon of feasting and drinking.

The zoo field shoot is made all the more enjoybale when, at the internet fingertip, a complete list of game and how to cook them is available:

Just Game Recipes,Alligator, Bear, Beaver, Boar, Buffalo ,Caribou, Dove, Duck, Elk, Emu, Game Hen, Goose, Grouse, Kangaroo, Miscellaneous ,Moose, Muskrat, Opposum Ostrich, Partridge, Pheasant, Pigeon, Quail, Rabbit, Raccoon, Squab, Squirrel, Turtle, Venison, Wild Turkey,Woodcock .

Under Miscellaneous, 71 entries are given. Here are a few tasty beasties listed under Misc.:

Apple-Stuffed Guinea Fowl , Armadillo Sauce Piquant, Crispy Rattlesnake Coils, Braised Breast of Whitebill,
Breaded Pronghorn Cutlet, Filet of Filly, French Fried Skunk, Marinated Porcupine Chops, Parrot Pie, Iguana Soup ,
Iguana Stew, Red Raisin-sauced Cornish Hens, Reindeer Pot Roast , Roast Polar Bear , Roast Teal , Roasted Crow,
Rock Cornish Hens, Saddle of Boar , Salmi of Whitebill , Savoury Seal Hearts, Seal Brain Fritters, Sicilian Hens on Fettuccine,
Spi Di Yuwana (Iguana Soup), Squab on the Spit, Stewed Pigeons, Swiss Whitebill Steak, Texas Rattlesnake Chili,
Traditional Chinese Tiger, Whale Bobotee .

Filet of Filly [Yes, a young, female horse]

4 1/4 lb filets of horse
4 Slices bacon
Salt and pepper to taste

Prepare exactly as for a filet mignon. Wrap outside of filet with uncooked bacon slice and secure with toothpicks. Broil to taste.

Here is more on Game birds:Chapter XVII. POULTRY AND GAME.
Here is one on shooting them and dining out on the doings:

Now, what between a fine morning’s hunt at the local zoo and a brace of game to cook, how will I cope readers might be asking. Simple. You, as taxpayer are forced to keep an army of useless things on the dole. Wlak right down to the dole office and demand, `I want my money’s worth, 20 kitchen hands, 18 who can cook, 8 waiters, pronto, or I sue you for squillions.’ The servant problem fixed, relax, put up the old legs, aching from a morning of stalking wild game, and sit back with a pre feating drink, scotch. Oh, don’t foget, have a serf breathe a couple of boxes of good, strong reds to wash down the doings, and a twenty -thirty year old reisling to take with the trout.

I’m starting to salivate.

Had, yesterday, planned to post rather more items but: `it was the weekend’s weather that did me head in guv. that’s wot.’

Monday was tolerable, Saturday and Sunday, could’ve roasted beef and veges in the driveway. All those who claim to enjoy spiffing hot weather, a long hot summer , are either liars or completely mad. In freezing cold weather, at least you can rug up, and, standing in freezing water up over the nuts, enjoy casting the fly. On hot days it’s more a matter of asking: `mate, pack me in the ice filled esky…The beer ? Don’t worry about that, won’t be any left when you open the lid to let me out .’

Monday was only 30 odd but not a skerrick of a breeze. Dust had made its way up the old nostrils from mowing the lawns, and around all of midnight the sinus blew up. In the end, got out of bed, dressed, and sat outside until 4 in the mrning, when I felt better. I was buggered yesterday.The eyeballs ran around the sockets, then fled.I gripped the keyboard with the fingers to stop myself sliding out of the chair. A jackhammer blasted away inside the old noggin, annoying because such torture is usually associated with a good night out on the tiles. I realised I was as good as a carcass, voices had all the softness of a spike driven through the skull. That was it, I gave up, packed up, and went off for a good lie down.

Hot weather is the pits.