Craponology
It sounds like Senator McGauran, Coalition, who is waxing lyrically on the `Commonwealth Games’ and what a great `investment ‘ it is, and all its components such as `infrastructure’.
What seems to have occurred, to evade the obvious , the crapologers dissemble by corrupting some more words, investment on the one hand, and, on the other hand, using `infrastructure’ as a loose term for for capital. There, see, the crapologers are market realists and thus real economic managers, it’s only a matter of just mastering the art of calling pixies businesses and, presto, one booming economy, a mere bagatelle really, anyone can do it, why Federale House is stuffed, every bench, with crapologers explaining why money comes from gold beraring pixies.
Yes , it is McGauran speaking. He is announcing, the Federal Govt. has set aside some more untold millions to plunge on the bllody Games.
Herald Sun, editorial, last week, is horrified at the expense of the games. No, not quite, they are scandalised the Vic. Govt. will fund first class accommodation and dining fare for `officials’ and , more imporatantly, politicians from `poor countries’. Well, quite and , booo bloody hoo, the poor little sods would otherwise have to stay in something less comfy. Gee, no wonder western crapologers and their `public servants’ detest the Swiss, not just that its a genuinly economiclaly open jount but, Swiss m.p.s are not crapologists and they and `public servants’ do no travel first class and dine high at the pig’s trough, no for they are humble to say, they are kept by real Swiss taxpayer and it is the height of isolence and ingratuidutide to do any less than travel at best second class and stay, at best, in second class and, forget haute cuisine, a McDonald’s will do them. But not Oz’s crapologers and the stasiland thugs called `pub;ic servants’, no, not these heroes of dah socialisto bruvverhood.A real insight into what is meant by `fair’ and `social justice’ in Oz, for the crapologers, and their pubic severers, have to dream up excuses and acquire an army of dependents to get away with stealing property in cargo ship loads to stuff their own bloody pockets with and acquire a spastic thing called a careerah and, generally, enjoy the high life they believe they are entitled to, even if it means spending those who are complled to pay for it into the gutters.
The H.S. is , however, Brack’s no.2 bum licker, second only to Mao’s little Red Age, and the Herald Sun, being Full of High rightie socialist sHhit, doesn’t object at all to the Bracksie Wacksie commie thugs spending spree until all drop down stony bloody destitute, whatsoever. Not at all, the Have a daily rightie socialist sHit disgrees only on farnarkling details,e.g. not $2million on that bozo, outrageous, when, that $2m should be spent on that sookie arsehole. That does sums up, the Herald Sun on its objection to the hotel fare for crapologers instead of, the criminal offence is the games, along with Govt. all the other spend and tax scams the crapologers dream up It is a marvellous rag at it, toady to keynesians, cocksuckers to commie bastards sitting in Spring St.
McGuaran is a Victorian. Is he a pillock? Perhaps this will help, he has explained a scheme, going by the acronym, FLIP, the Cabinet has decided to rob taxpayers some more to prop up dah film industry, entailing subsidies for `investors’ and replete with more stasiland regulations inclusive of license fees. Well that’ll keep one Empress of Blandings sized ham content, the Blue Wheezers soapie stud ham, Woods, and Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective, indeed the whole bloody pack of `artistes’ of the flickering screen wild with delight, now they will be able to quadruple their output of the unwatchable made by the unwatchables. It puts the death of Gra Gra into perspective.
With the comic genius gone, the unwatchables find they are much safer from comparisons. What, with zoos schools turn out vast armies of uncouth,unwashed , anti-elitist, aesthetically untouched teenage pensioners, with pollies fully backing them with stolen property, today’s hams realise, there are fewer around to oppose the gravy train and prepared to tip the contents already poured down the sewer for once and for all.
FLIP that’s right. McGuaran has flipped too. Bracks is spending Victorians into the gutters, and the games is one of the many billion dollar plus spectaculars the Commie thugs have devised to ensure that, and what does McGauran have to say, Splendid, spiffing, wonderful brilliant.
Who needs leftie socialists when the Coalition is stuffed with them anyway.
Highland graziers have descended upon the Federales, this morning, in an attempt to convince the Feds to overthrow the Bracks shut-down of what little remained of cattle grazing in the Highlands.
The graziers are wasting their time. McGuaran comes from Victoria, the Victorian liberal Party is stuffed with Toorak Doctor’s wives who, too, are soaking wet lefty wombat sookie bitches. Thus, a McGauran.
Hmmn, new word for the lexicon of Craponology:
McGauron: vb. he’ll McGuaran you; regular declension: - ed, -ing
adjective- that act is McGaurna
Expletive McGauran!
and so forth through adverbs, nouns, pronouns, adjectival nouns
Aussies are being McGauraned and, one of the crapologers declares, it’s a splendid thing to do to the plebs.
Cattle grazing in the Highlands, 170 years of it and Bracks shuts it down to protect dah environment, sacking , once again, good old real taxpayers, backed by the McGauraners of the Vic Libs lead by Paper Doyley.
Cain and Kriner shut down logging in the highlands and closed down much of the grazing fields, issuing g60 `licenses’ with extensive restrictions attached.
The last bushfire I forget when , it wasn’t long ago - ripped through the highlands, due to the build up of fuel , due to the fact commercial forestry had been shut down and grazing shut down to barely a cow turd’s worth. That fire reduced to dust and ashes forest, animals and the rivers were chocked with the ashes form the bushfires.
And the commie spivs claim, it is to `preserve ‘ the `natural forest’. What a bloody joke only dumbed down commie morons can fathom.Forestry and grazing shut down , the sacrifice to satisfy the death goddess, that evilbith Mudder Nature and her darling sonny Jim, Pol Pot and his army of lice ridden devotees the greenies and their new fellow cult members, Steve Bracks and the ALP ( also fed. ALP) and, damn, the Vic. Libs and not a few in the Fed Coalition govt, why, look at that mad mullah Senator Campbell and his predecessor, Senator Kemp.
McGauraned by bloody McGaurans.
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