Mangled Thoughts

First, you would have to find a map.

It has just been related to me, the greenies had attempted, recently, to have maps of Tasmania’s map districts destroyed. True. The medja haven’t reported this, and I can’t guess why, unless it has everything to do with the medja doing their best to provide free progaganda services for the greenies, and local, states and federal politicans doing their level best to impose greeny bunk such as the Kyoto toilet paper. Then,the alternative energy scams and, EPAs and a large number of other stasiland impositions to make greenies feel happy. Indeed, it’s a contest between Bracks, Campbell and Brown for the Pol Potian of the Year award.

Man causes global warming, is nothing more than, claiming, man is a master puppetteer of the universe. That is what the major parties have, properly considered, embraced, beliefs worthy of primitive tribesmen, indeed Islamo-fascists. Mike Jericho of, Eurabia Update has the latest on mullahs in Britain and their great contribution to science, cancer in particular, and specifically, women who have cancer and women who might incur cancer. Stunning, muslim hugging lefties really should take a peek at their great discoveries and advances, as well as the joys of being a woman in Iran. Spiffing , absolutely. And the greenies are no goddamned better, on science that is.

Here’s the drift, the greeenies were working to have maps destroyed, I’ll elaborate below why but, clearly the maps are just a white capitalist male oppressor’s device. So, how would geography, cartography and navigation fare in a school stuffed with greenies? Perhaps something like this.

`Good morning kiddy winkies. ( the kiddy winks are 13 old teenagers) I’m your new geography teacher, my name is Bob Brown (/ Nettles/ any other greeny pol potian moron you care to nominate). Now, have your new maps been issued yet?’

Class: Yes Sir, Madm, It’
It: Good.

Where is Australia, can you find it on the globe? Take out your globes, have a look, and find Oz.

Yes, It.

That, It, is out of date, isn’t it, It?

No, boy, that’s the latest earth friendly map , a marvellous advance in our knowledge of the earth.

No, it’s not, It, that’s the Pergamum of Crate’s globe of c.180.

Rubbish biy, don’t speak back to me. When I say it’s a modern map, it is is right. Good. Now pull out your atlas.

Press your thumb on the pic to have a close up.

I study ancient history at home…
What, boy, what’s that you say!
My dad, he’s Professor of Greats at…
So, boy, you’re an elitist capitalist earth killer are you, take this.
(Thwack, ouch.)

Find Australia.. no, stupid boy, it’s there,see!

What, what, what boy, stop laughing. Now, find Tasmania:

But it’s a tablet, the Babylon map of the world, c. 600B.C.!
Rubbish, boy go stand in the corner and put on the dunces cap, now, boy.

F

Right, find Hobart.

That’s the Gasur Tablet, 2000B.C….
Be quiet, Boy… it’s not, it is the latest, most modern map produced yet.

Enough of Geography, now for navigation. Take out your survey maps for the lakes disticts.

Itis…,It, the page is blank.

Precisely, the finest map produced. It is the spirit map of the aborigines.

What’s it supposed to show.

Why, boy, that’s the wilderness pristine, pure and untouched.

But , it, It , is only the lakes…

Not just the lakes district, boy, this is Mudder Nature at her most virginal, isn’t she booootiful.

But, SirIt, how is a body to find their way in the district with a blank, ah, map?

Being Pristine Wilderness boy, Mudder Nature will guide you.

That’s bloody useless, why my father had to lead a search party to rescue some bloody morons called greenies.

That’s it, boy, off to the re-education camp for you.

Yes, readers, the greenies wished to have all the maps of the lakes district destroyed and for thei cult of that evil bitch Mudder Nature. they went furth, asserting that bit of rubbish, it is pristine wilderness, it should not be mapped, and that any one who goes there should, well, just walk through it. Burke and Wills discovered the joys of doing just that.

It was, apparently, a close thing. And the medja didn’t mention a word of what was being given some consideration by the politicians in govt. It took a bit of pressure, apparently, to stop the greeenies on this.

These are are the morons, whose notion of economics is a worthy tribute to Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, for whom the major parties fereely overthrow private property rights, lease rights, impose `anti-global warming controls’, shut down grazing, forestry, and steal more private property on top.

What else are they but savages, and not just on economics They would destroy or, rather , sacrifice maps and science on the sacrificial stinking altar to the evil bitch those bastards, lead by Brown and Nettles worship. Medieval, worse than that, real stone age Ug Ug stuff is what those nostril pickers are banging on about.

That is what the major parties embrace too, just on the count of man causes global warming and nasty capitalist pig man must be controlled.

No wonder the medja didn’t run any reports on what the greenies had attrempted to do. If all the bunk they’ve spouted to date has not discredited them, and it hasn’t, since the Coalition parties also embrace the garbage of environmentalism and Kyoto, then, surely their aim, not to destroy copies of maps but destroy maps full stop, surely must , finally, disclose to the public what they are, and what the major parties are aiding and abetting by acting on some of the garbage those pol potian savages are banging on about.

So, beginning with the Govt. of Tasmania, hand over all the evidence so the public can read just what a pack of primitive, savage cavemen the greenies are.

Amazing, the greenies have not yet plumbed the depths of commie stupidity but, by crikey, they are making a good fist of it.

Gee, this pic. of `Bob Brown’ doesn’t quite distil how rotten and demented they are:

My solution to the greeny infestation has something to do with using a fine pair of, for fun, pleasure and feral animal eradication: