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Mangled Thoughts ” Craponology
Lateline - 01/12/2004: Govt denies inconsistency over foreign policy
My, my, Mangled Thoughts is a greater authority on the Federales than Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective. Not difficult, though, no competition from that pack of moaning commie ninnies. I can’t help it, drawing attention to it, it is satisfyingly pleasing, and funny.
So, resuming my expert commentary on the doings in Parliament, yesterday’s session in the house of Federales is a ripe illustration of Craponolgy. Let’s begin with the ALP.
With the Premiers of Tasmania and N.S.W. furious at the ALP’s shadow cabinet’s decision to oppose the tax cuts, the bill for it was introduced yesterday, and some ALP backbenchers , sitting fixed in their seat in gob-smacked shock at the antics of the shadow cabinet, are sure that ALP woes are worse than mere woes. Commencing with a speech by the ALP’s corrupter of youf, pol potian heir and lubricious prize bozo, Peter Garrett, we can obtain a clear insight into not so much the trouble the ALP is in, but how completely demented they are.
Mr GARRETT (Kingsford Smith) (9.00 pm)? I
rise in the House to raise again, as was raised by the
Leader of the Opposition
Mike Jericho distilled Mr. Garrett rather well in an `interview’ with the walking skull cap, soon after he was selected for the seat. `Garrett’ was faithfully adoring of his leader , invoked his leader in the same breath and, completely lost as to what to say without being cued by his beloved leadah, and he, consequently, confirmed what was hitherto suspected, a completely vacuous, ductile, craven laddie. Garrett’s speech puts beyond doubt what he is, a vacuous, ductile, craven, commie, yuppie, moron.
…the issue of security?namely, the existing security measures that are in place in Australia but which are not working effectively and the lack of oversight of security risks at Australian ports and airports.
This is the guy who fronted a band of upper middle class spoiled brats, shaking and mouthing against the U.S., as the feeble left are prone to do, demanding the removal of U.S. basis, and , Oz intelligence services and armed forces. The second is germane to his theme in that speech.
The Army has a regt. devoted to fighting terrorists, as one of its many duties, the S.A.S. Security involves police forces. The pertience of this very ordinary observation: greenies, including Garrett, whine loudly about police brutality and oppression as they gaily drive spikes into trees in order to kill and maim loggers, and, riot in the streets, destroying property and bashing passers-by and, throwing bricks at police, who have been sent in to, well, hold their hands really, the police have never protected life and limb against the terrorists. So, here is the star commie thug and corrupter of youf , bringing all his shallow expertise to bear in probing for any weaknesses and chinks in Oz counter-terrorism measures.
I do not consider it realistic or even necessary for every Australian, from Kununurra to Kuringai, to remain in a permanent state of anxiety about either terrorism or the security of their immediate environment. Notwithstanding that, both the major port, Port Botany, and the largest airport in Australia at Sydney are sites of key strategic importance and as such need prudent and
thorough attention in the new high-risk era we live in.
Garrett, succinctness in parliament is a requisite, so let’s re-phrase your introduction:
I lurve my leader, what he says I say too, I’m his shoe-shine boy.
I have a grave consideration to bring bear on Oz defences, namely, blah, so there.
The Transport Workers Union made the federal government aware of security breaches in our transport regimes four years ago.
That’s good, Petey boy, that would see you ‘matriculate’ in Victoria. And, I see, the union was restricted as to exactly how far it could press thuggery and violence.He continues, blind to Keelty’s statements to the contrary on bag tamperers:
Since then there have been on the ground lapses in security, the implication of Qantas baggage handlers in a large-scale drug smuggling operation, the possible tampering of luggage in the Schapelle Corby case and of course a baggage handlerwearing a camel suit.
It must be a secret kept from monkey boy, a top, top secret , that Australian airports are the most secure in the world.Sure, the tampering is nasty but, the airport companies, in the wake of the discovery are eliminating those minor chinks in the armour.
Here comes the inevitable clich? much used by the talentless ductile, dumbed down type:
The inescapable fact is that the Howard government is missing in action.
Thus disclosing simultaneously , why Garrett sponged off good old real taxpayer as head of the ACF, he wouldn’t've have made it as even one of the fifth raters flagged as barristers, who work dumbed down civil cases before socialisto soft cock magistrates, let alone emerge as a Q.C. A crim who had the misfortune to have Blunt Pencil as his barrister might as well save time and court costs by convicting himself and then executing the death penalty. It is not original to him, he has soaked it up from his dear leadah, Cap’n Bombastic Beazley and his nut nibbling flunky Rudd, they spray it freely, as opportunity admits.
There is something not quite right about this:
The government creates the atmosphere of anxiety in the city about security and terrorism,
Unlike, eh Peter, the ALP, which plays on fears and anxieties to advance the great scam of `welfare’. To the contrary, however, the govt’s. approach is notable for not inducing mass hysteria and paranoia. Garrett’s assertion is also revealing, him being a good lefty, lefties are prone to mass hysteria, sobbing and paranoia. After all, when on the rampage destroying property, threatening life and limb and making mayhem, they break down into screaming, sobbing heaps as soon as a policeman says, `Boo!’ No-one say, Boo, to Yuppie Boy, late in the evening, he might soil his pants - he probably wets them each time dah Dear Leadh says, blowing kisses, ` I Lurve you too my cuddly rent boy’.
This , one could agree with:
…and is canvassing various restrictions of individual citizens? rights,
That is a grave concern, but meaningless when uttered by any of the ALP. The ALP has done much to impose police state measures, and have proceeded further down that line in Victoria, N.S.W. and Qlnd, and Federal ALP proposes more totalitarian measures , should it by some ugly accident win office. A word sums up Garrett on this, Hypocrite.
Just a few paragraphs into his speech and, Garrett has turned the corner as in, gone completely round the bend:
but is simply found wanting on the actual nuts and bolts of having a proper system of security in our ports and airports.
He does, however, show good socialist credentials, everything is a construct, a material system that you just build, like a child’s mechano/lego set. Another ALP bimbo rather shows up what they consider is ability and grip. The girly compared m.pd. and parliament to all who make their living grubbing it under the burden of govt., the latter are in `the material world’ M.ps., according to that girly , it was implied, inhabit some ethereal plane( , Plato and Descartes are complete shits, it shows in the vulgar usage of their nonsense as demonstrated by that dumbed down ALP girly whose own speech is clich? riddled). SHe’s not alone, for some strange reason, many politician contract a deadly disease, on entering parliament, the syndrome of self-delusion, fancying that takiing up a seat is also an apotheosis, they are suddenly turned into little goodies in booties.
Confirmation that, Garrett has not one single clue on the subject of counter-terrorism, is thrown up in this bit of tripe:
Each year 26 million passengers go into Sydney airport, but since 2004 there have been 15 reported breaches of security at airports around Australia. Answering questions in the House on 17 November last year, the Prime Minister revealed that around six per cent of sea cargo and 70 per cent of air cargo are actually inspected by technologies capable of detecting threats.
If any reader cannot spot what is wrong with Garrett’s paranoiac apprehension, that reader has a problem. Greenies, no science, no principles, no brains. Yet, through environmentalism, and Senator Campbell, to re-iterate an objection, the Govt. embraces the brainless and their scams and throws very large sums of stolen property at the feral animals whose hero jha spent his life as spoiled, wealthy, upper middle class sookie brat.
The rest of that paragraph continues to stress the same point, `Blah’.
He is completely demented:
In Kingsford Smith, where people live and work within a stone?s throw from Port Botany and Sydney airport, security is a life and death issue.
All one can say to the captives of Kingsford Smith is, ain’t you lucky buggers to have complete moron as your m.p.
That closing remark begs a question which Garrett dared not touch upon, the identification of the terrorist threat, who, that is.
Let’s give Garrett a multiple choice question, just to confuse the little boy, and for that matter the Bracks Commie govt. and judges:
1 Man is puppet-master of the universe and wreaks terror by making the climate change
2. Whales
3 Greenies and PETA
4 Mulsim fascists
No, Petey, 1 is a false answer.
2. Is a good answer but the Japs are taking care of that by harpooning those terrorists.
3 Is true but something Garrett can’t yet confess to.
4. Yes, Petey, Bracks, and asshole totalitarian Victorian judiciary, Muslims, Islamo-fascist Mulsims, who raise funds for `holy Jihad ‘ and spout death and destruction to infidel and Jew alike.
Holy crap, Petey, the ALP under Hawke and Keating deliberately let into Oz some of those murderous bastards and gave them citizenship. Blimey, Petey, what should the govt. do? The savages live, after all, in the midst of Sydneysiders. Ports and airports are easy to control Petey boy, but, those Jihadis, they live in your midst, freely get about, and, ASIO has already stopped attempts by some of them to do what you are clueless about, mass murder. One has a few suggestions ready to hand but, I fear reading them would have you evacuating your bowels faster than someone suffering the squitters for a month, very messy business that would be and probably wouldn’t be EPA compliant.
Peter Garrett, description of:
Private schooled, upper middle class sookie commie wombat, who has never risked a cent of his own, and built a cult following of dumbed down youf. Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective has a site dedicated to the Brown Nutted Gutless sookie commie wombat, selling his records and generally proclaiming that bonehead is, like they are, a really wonderful Stalinist asshole.He has sponged all his life, since his last day job as a howling alley cat pretending to be not merely a singer but, an artiste with a message, making a lot of moolah from good old real taxpayer ,channelled by the Federal Govt. to that haven for Pol Potian Gangsters, the `Australian Conservation Foundation’. It is asserted that he took a L.L. B. Sydney Orr, but that might only be a rumour, because none who prizes their chances before the beak would engage a walking lobotomy.His major intellectual accomplishment, his prowess in Craponology, which is why he now sits in Federal parliament.
The ALP has successfully reduced itself to just another mutual masturbation society for the retarded who have never left their childhood behind. Their dear leadah leads by his very own example: the closest Cap’n cock-up has come to commnading a navy is playing Tugboat Willy in his bath-tub, singing, `High Ho, what a fine life it is to be a t sea, toot toot’, , and pretending to be a fat whale which his Tugboat Willy saves from someone out to harpoon him - namely mummy or daddy out to give him a good clip over the ears.
Look at their frontbench,then ponder, ALP candidate selectors have stuffed ALP seats with more of the walking loony left. A silver liningthere is, however. The Coalition parties are socialist parties. With the ALP reduced to the ranks of the feral animals, wild and to be shot, along with the Greenies and the Dems, the opportunity is open for the entry of a genuinely libertarian party to take seats and form up as an opposition is now open,with the capacity to take Cabinet, the door is open wide. Just ask the Tassie ALP branch, they are shaking their heads, groaning, the Federal ALP is a complete waste of time. Just ask all those whom the ALP and Unions assert to be their `constituency’, they say, `Fuck the ALP’. Well, the ALP is fucked, they have managed it all on their lonesome own. Good.
Peter Garrett should read this scholarly analysis of his speech, mainly to give others a good laugh watching the thicko walk around in a state of numbing confusion, mumbling something about right wing conspiracies to do something horrible to him; `Boo!’. Quick, out with the air-freshener.
Notes on Craponology
The study of:
Crapologers, euphemistically called politicians.
Ontology of a crapologer:
A mere mortal, fallible man/woman, who believes, should he/she/it win a seat in a Coven of crapologers, uph.: parliament, they are, by some mystical process, changed into little gods in boots. N.B. union headquarters, such as ACTU House, are covens too.
Coven, cultic site given to a quasi-secular, pseudo-rational form of pantheism-polytheism. The high `God’ is imminant in many aspects called a Cabinet, which is, in reality, a mongoloid, genetically engineered freak of an Octpus. One of its properties is, to growing tentacles, which take the form of bureaucracies, socialist scams such as `welfare’ and `medicare’, and sprouts odd looking bodies usually associated with totalitarian regimes.
Those bodies are ductile, craven venal sevants of the Octopus. They are not cute, krill eating pets, they are fanged flesh eating monsters.
The Daily Diary of the sum `divine wisdom’ of `m.ps.’: euph. for:
Record of craponon, the daily utterances of crapologists; divine wisdom - the crapon of the lobotomised, namely, crapologists.
The above few explanations suffice to introduce novices to the hideous business of craponology.
Crapology - Crapologist : One who studies craponology, an outraged real-tax paying, had it up to the gills with socialists of all hues, voter.