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Bid to undermine Kyoto: Greenpeace27jul05

THE Federal Government’s participation in a reported, secretive climate change pact undermined the global Kyoto Protocol, Greenpeace said today.

The Greenies really are twisted and are ingrates. Why, there is Senator Campbell and the Coaltion, cheered on by the ALP, doing their upmost best to make Voodoo the number on occult in Oz. What do they get in return, a limp wristed slap from the very mummers who brought it to these shores in the first place.

“Environment Minister Ian Campbell concedes a comprehensive agreement involving all major emitters is needed,” Greenpeace energy campaigner Catherine Fitzpatrick said.

So, the greenies are going to kill , elk, moose, wildebeast, dear, sheep, cattle dogs, and every man, woman and child alive crocodiles, kangaroos, koala bears, whales, penguins, birds, chooks, budgies, buffalo, lions, elephants, apes, monkeys and gorillas with their bare hands after all. They all emit methane and no better solution is available than to just, slaughter everyone of them. Naturally, after having accomplished or, die in the attmept, then they will top themselves as the last of the hideous methane emitters of all species. The Greenies have made an excellent start, having achieved the murder of so many children in Africa and othe rplaces due to the ban on DDT, relying on ductile, craven poltiicans to do their bidding. Why, Senator campbell is a ductile, venal bastard at that, the greenies have a line into Cabinet on their great plan, exterminate methane emitters.

Here is the reason of their wrath:

“The suggested scheme is, unlike Kyoto, a voluntary scheme and all evidence shows that voluntary schemes do not work.”

Lordy, lordy, lordy, they haven’t signed on, but each tier of govt. is putting in their best stasiland oar stroke in to comply with that toilet rag.

Catherine Pol Potian Banger Wheel Fitzpatrick, however, unable to see what a number one fan club the major parties in each tier of govt. in Oz are for the blubbering snot dribbling down her face out of grief over, dah socialsito spivs are not doing enough to pacify the Great Evil Bitch Mudder Nature, beleives the major parties are committing high treason against that evil bitch:

Ms Fitzpatrick said the regional pact would not change Australia’s status as world’s number-one coal exporter and a renegade on climate change.

For such blubbering commie sookies as Pol Pot’s Banger, and their rotten, vile,stupid little beliefs and their totalitarain demands, the major parties are all too eager to do in good old real tax payer, impose stasiland diktat and umpteen criminal scams, and yet the lying , blubbing beasts bealt like little fwightened kiddiwinks. Perhpas, they could move to the Greenies’ paradieses of Iran , Zimbabwe, or Cuba. Plenty of scope in those places for killing off methane emitters. But, don’t cry little Catherine wheel, for your big brudder guru Campbell is on the job and will rush in and wipe the snot off your face and say all the right gooey things you’d like to hear. Meanwhile, perhaps some san eheads might prevail and kick that guru of voodoo and charlatanism and fraud out of ministerial office, out of parlaiment, and out into the gutters where he belongs.

In the meantime, the `Captain’ of this floating, methane emitting, heap of rust, the Rainbow Warrior, will be hauled before the beak on account of this:

Greenpeace is blockading Newcastle Harbour, the world’s largest coal export port, to highlight Australia’s role in global warming.

It would be nice to find a judge will have the bastard slapped in irons and consigned to a cell and once locked, no one can find the key again. Too much to expect,sadly. Worse, it will be more likely some wringing wet dickhead who stares lovingly down from on high and says nice goey things into the elephant like ears of this one of Pol Pot’s uglies.