Mangled Thoughts

It was a litotes (understatement) of how peculiar the antics of Croby’s lawyers are ,

Another case consigned to the back pages of the News, until this morning
The Corby case

Must have been because, the 2 Qantas staff, feted by defence as their star witnesses, who will testify how nice the boogie board bag looked, find their star appearance to be a hot flash:

But the two staff – William Samaha and Goranco Trajkoski from Sydney — said last night they had not been contacted by Corby’s legal team.

Mr Trajkoski said he had signed a letter giving permission for Corby’s lawyers to contact him but had since heard nothing.

The comedians just keep spooning out thick dollops of rib tickling jokes:

“But I don’t have any information anyway,” he said. “I was working the day (Corby) came through the airport, but not in the area where the boogie boards pass through.

“I am trained to look for explosives and bombs. I have never been trained to look for drugs. I do not know anything that could help.”

Mr Trajkoski, who has worked at Sydney airport for 10 years, said he did not think any of his colleagues would have any information that could prove Corby was innocent.

My insides are now beginning to hurt and this doesn’t ease the laughter pain:

Corby’s legal team also expected two Australians who found drugs in their bag some years ago to give testimony.

This is an old joke, as related in, Another case consigned to the back pages of the News, until this morning
The Corby case:

Corby’s senior Indonesian lawyer, Erwin Siregar, said two “key witnesses” were also ready to testify, via teleconference, that they were responsible for the 4.1kg of marijuana found in Corby’s bodyboard bag, as long as they were given immunity by Australian authorities.

One Queenslander would testify that…

With defence like that, Corby shouldn’t worry about the prosecution, she’s already in need of a serapax. On the other hand, she should have learnt from the first trip on the merry go round and, accepted the Attorney General’s offer of the services of 2 Queen’s Counsels pro bono with a verve that would render the word alacrity an adjective for a slow coach, and putting them as her lead barristers. No, she stuck with the Marx brothers. She’s a fool.