Samurai Surgeon, Kamikase Patient?
Doctor punches patient in surgery 23:21 (AEDT) A JAPANESE doctor punched a patient during surgery and told him to “shut up” after the patient on local anaesthesia asked for the operation to stop, a news report said overnight.
The doctor then punched the patient’s forehead and said: “Stay still! Shut up!”
The report said the patient needed five days for his forehead to heal.
The journo threw in this line:
The doctor didn’t speed up the patient’s recovery.
Let’s speculate:
Patient yells, `Bonzai!’, as the Doc. injects the anaesthetic.
The local wasn’t sufficent to quite deaden the pain of being cut open. that is deliberate, it is Bulshido, the way of the warrior to absord pain like a camel sucking in water.
The patient, however, chickens out, deciding the way of the Kamikase Patient leaves a lot to be desired when the local didn’t quite deaden the pain of being cut open.
Being a Samaurai, the Surgeon disciplines the patient with a right hook.
What’s wrong with that, I ask you, disciplining the patient? Sounds regular to me.
I’m taking up a new career as a Samurai Surgeon.
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