N.Zealander’s are still under the hammer and sickle, the poor bastards. For them, its either the wellies and sheep or this:
Yes, Helen Fido Clarke, on the set of her first day job, wannabe porno queen. The production crew were violently ill and, to the great misery of the Kiwis, they sacked her on the spot.
Yes, the pollies are working over-time to reduce Ozzies to peasants under an Oz style U.S.S.R but, while it lasts:
The answer is bolded:
Flu pandemic could kill 150m: UN
A GLOBAL flu pandemic could kill as many as 150 million people if the world failed to prepare for an expected mutation of the bird flu virus enabling it to spread from human to human, the United Nations said.
To spell it out, mutation is the demonstration of evolution but, that falls far, far short of a bug confined to birds which, ails them not, and can only be contracted by humans if they live with them in their homes. An analogy, pigeons carry a disease, it is transmitted only be direct contact with pigeons and never from pigeon to one man and then, from that, man to another man and so on to the nth man. That sums up the transmission of bird `flu’. It is particular to chickens, and that it will not be the modern equivalent of the black plague is because , it is not of the same type of cell which is carried by rats but multiplies between man, and also because, what is entailed for the chook flu to mutate into human killer disease goes against molecular science. Next, this is the day of medicine.
[What the `flu’ seems to be might be illuminated by the analogy of a parasite but as with all other excuses pollies latch onto, backed by a stuipid bayig medja, the science is, of course, never explained].
It is just another excuse bloody national socialisto politicians have latched onto in order to bolster their National Socialist Aims, and they include the Stupid Liberal Party, and screw real taxpayers of their ever diminishing property. Oh, yes, the Federal Cabinet has announced it is buying in influenza shots which begs the question: what thucking use are they since the chook `flu’ is not a flu.What’s entailed is an anti-dote just in case some diptick enjoys cuddling up to thee dippy things and contracts an early flight to the grave.
And they are egged on by dumbed thucking morons in the medja, in this instance Steve Bracks’ boot licker the Thucking Herald Sun.
There are exceptions, U.S. Senator ( Rep.) is one of them, (none in Oz):
Senator Ted Stevens, an Alaska Republican shepherding the defence spending Bill through the Senate, said he would try to block the avian flu provision.
Senator Stevens, however, was a lone voice in the Houses of Theft:
$5bn bid to fight bird flu
THE US Senate passed legislation overnight to add $US4 billion ($5.3 billion) to the US fight against deadly avian flu by stocking up on anti-viral drugs and increasing global surveillance of the disease.
With the exception of the few, the bludgers in the U.S Senate, Congress and Whitehouse just chiselled out another umpteen billions in another act of Fraud. Just like the Oz Govt but, not on such a scale charitable to charlatans only.
No, just to check, I’m not scared of thucking bird flu and not about to do the only thing to pick up the virus; hug, fondle and kiss Sunday’s roast.The only thing I will do with it is, lop its head off with an axe and have a bloody good laugh as the headless body runs around for a few secs spurting blood until it drops - I recollect the first time I axed a chook as a child, having been sceptical I doubled up when, yes, the `headless chook ‘ was explained in technicolour.
On internet relay of U.S. radio station, WABL.
A lb of Proteins or a lb of Carbohydrates ? one of their staffers is interviewin people on the strreets. Some of the responses include:
`I love proteins.’
`I like proteins but they are heavier than carbohydrates.’
`I’m not certain but, I believe proteins are heavier.’
Needless to say, the radio section is called, `Cureve your I.Q.’ turing, for the benefit of Senator Campbell, the Coaltion, the ALP, Lambert, Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective:Which Weighs More A lb of Proteins or a lb of Carbohydrates ?
One more hint to the dummies, eliminate `lb’.
One of the respondents is, a science teacher! She said, ` a lb of protein is heavier than a lb of carbohydrates’. She should apply for a job in a school in Oz, she would be headmistress in all of 3 days, you can tell, she’s a genius.
Oh: to another teacher, of history:
“When was the Civil war fought?”
She: `Umm, I don’t know.’
To same teacher:
`Who was the enemy in the Vietnam War?’
Her: `Umm, the Koreans.’
Interviewer: `Well, yes, the North Koreans were enemies, in the Korean War.’
Deal with the easy one first, `psychics’: one doesn’t have the numbers but, that is a multi-billon dollar swindle. It only has one saving grace, it runs on so many being gullible to fork out with their money or in a period of grief and stress the `customer’ reaches for anything to alleviate their sort-lived agony, voluntarily. Yet, it does far more damge than that, it fuels what is todya so plapable, a descent into mumbo jumbo.
Yesterday, Federal `Health Minister’ Tony Abbot anounced that after exhaustive testing of the claim,it is conclusive it is not scinece. What was the subject: a Doctor turned charlatan claimed he had invented an absolutely slendiferous cure for cancer or, it would be a splendiferous one except for the hurdle, it is snake oil. That the Minister and bureaucrats credited the claim, subject to testing, suggests the matter was driven much more by passions than reason. I this case, reason prevailed, unlike the occultic worship of that Destroyer God , `Man Causes Global Warming’ and that is all that claim amounts to.
How much carange is being wrought by govts. in the name of that absolutely evil god, absolutely because worship is not volitionallly, it is enforced by socialisto thuckwitted polticians using police stae coercion to enforce it. How much is it costing ? For the U.S. only , it is nominally only U.S.$ 10b short of $100b and the clock is ticking, fast.
The total of all govts. who render worship to that Destroyer God is now past $3trillions U.S. .
Nominal only when it is recollected, cost to real tapxpers is at the minimum, ot be conservative, $3, before the lost compounding of assets stolen by govts and thrown down the drain in order to placate that rottern bitch of a Goddess is factored in to the carnage being wrought be bloody politicians - yes, Latham’s Diary is a truthful exposure of the bastards, and not just in the ALP at that.
Hypcorites: Tony Abbott announced, they had to reject the Doc’s turned quack claim for his “invention ‘ to be put on dah commie scam of Medicare, and yet, the Coaltion is, as much as the Bracks Stalinist Junta bent on sacrificing Australians so they can indulge worshiup of an Evil Goddess. Their embrace of Pol Potain charlatanism is measured at tremendous exaction. KLiars, Hypocrites, usurers, National socialistos, just another Stupid Socialist Thucking Party distinguished only by, the ALP and the Greens and the Democrats are the left of that other death occult, Socialism, and everone of the bastards are committed to sacrificing Austrlains to that rotton Pol Potian Occultic worship of Man Causes Global Warming and her whore of a mother: Dah Bloody Environmment.
Foirget the ALP: The Coalition too is just another stupid National Socialist Party also stuffed with lying , craven, venal hypocrites .
N.B.: The cranks pretending to be scientists, enjoined by paleontologist turned charlatan, Tim Flannery, the earth has been heated by man up by several degrees: Tim Lmabert and Quiggin, those two assholes who have done their best to boost crap and slander some pals - John Ray, Joe Cambria, Gerard Jackson, note, as opposed to Lmabert’s odd notion of statistic which is amusing indeed:
Yah, the joint is so warmed up that it is the sameas over a century ago, and longer. Ah, the boosters will , perhaps, come up with some other odd ad hoc explanation,”the dimming effect of `man casues it’ disguises the real gobal warming which has rooly and trooly occurred in the last 3 years to date.’
The Oz `Gun Laws’ must be struck down.
Some friends had a pleasant evening a few days ago. A burglar visited them, arriving by way of over the backyard fence. He, ventured into the garden and the burglar coshed him on the head. She, inside, heard, rather like the Goon show - `Ow’ , the goons would add, `…me nut, mate’.
An ambulance had to cart him off to hospital. Lying on a bed, the doctor mused whether to sew the calp back together or not. pal cracked a reply, `So, you’ll aquadere the sking together.’ Doc gave him a studied look as if the blow had sent him slightly gaga, and reply, `perhaps we’d better stitch it back together right now.’
Point is, it could have been worse, far worse. Secondly, it was only one burglar:
My friend is tall but slight of build and his wife, a will-o’- the-wisp of gal, particularly against a heavily built, fit, young scumbag.
No matter a chap’s willingness to defend hearth and wife, most burglars these days are fit, young thugs, and not the old timers, portly, slow and averse to coshing.
It’s o.k taking them on when one is young, I did once,two of them when I was in my early twenties. For a peculiar reason, I’d decided to keep a 4×4 under my bed on the off- chance and, blimme, one evening, enjoying a nice read, I heard the wrong noise. 4×4 in hand, I moved silenlty and took them by surprise. What I treated them to was far better than, if they could have been identified and arrested by police, would be dealt to such types in court, a quack of a character witness reducing Judge and Jury to tears by relating how badly they were oppressed as children, because their parents refused to by them bubble gum, and the Judge’s verdict guilty matched by the heady sentence of a kiss on the cheeks and a cautionary.
Being older and not so agile and muscular, the prospect of taking out a couple of toughs without a handgun doesn’t appeal. One does not fancy, for example, tucked up in bed, being surprised by two scumbags dropping in by their favoured entrance, through the roof. I wouldn’t fancy, either, being confronted during the day by nasty, big, fit, violent scumbags without a handgun these days, let alone at night resting in bed.
If that 80 year old granny was free to carry a hand gun in her handbag, and had trained to use it efficiently, instead of being dealt blows and being dragged on the ground, those three big fit scumbags would, instead, have been rolling on the ground in considerable pain or, better, still and stone cold dead.
Police come after the fact, they don’t prevent crimes. I want a handgun, I want to do as those in the U.S. gun-toting states do, train at a firing range under instruction so as to weild it nervelessly and acquire the right reflexes and gun handling control. I want to have not an edge, but the advantage, I want to be able to eliminate their advantage, they have the momentum which is eliminated when they stare down a barrel or, because there may be no time to warn them first - `stop, or I shoot, down on the floor, hands on your neck’, are lying on the floor shot. I want that advantage, I do not wish to be coshed by scumbags, and not just in the house either, at best or, even sent on the one way trip to the morgue.
He was lucky. He only endured split skin and a long line of stitches, along the centre of his scalp.
Funny thing, the scumbag took a fine haul of: nappy san; laundry granulated detergent; sundry agents stored in the laundry . Cleaning agents?!