Mangled Thoughts

On internet relay of U.S. radio station, WABL.

A lb of Proteins or a lb of Carbohydrates ? one of their staffers is interviewin people on the strreets. Some of the responses include:

`I love proteins.’

`I like proteins but they are heavier than carbohydrates.’

`I’m not certain but, I believe proteins are heavier.’

Needless to say, the radio section is called, `Cureve your I.Q.’ turing, for the benefit of Senator Campbell, the Coaltion, the ALP, Lambert, Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective:Which Weighs More A lb of Proteins or a lb of Carbohydrates ?
One more hint to the dummies, eliminate `lb’.

One of the respondents is, a science teacher! She said, ` a lb of protein is heavier than a lb of carbohydrates’. She should apply for a job in a school in Oz, she would be headmistress in all of 3 days, you can tell, she’s a genius.

Oh: to another teacher, of history:

“When was the Civil war fought?”
She: `Umm, I don’t know.’

To same teacher:

`Who was the enemy in the Vietnam War?’
Her: `Umm, the Koreans.’

Interviewer: `Well, yes, the North Koreans were enemies, in the Korean War.’