It’s true. Seems like only yesterday, writing of Steve Bracks’ narcissism and desire for cultic adulation, on his decision to `march’ the commie Games flag before HRH and the ga ga brigade who stayed in Melbourne to attend a trial test of Super Kindy.
All the Great Socialist Regimes, Fascist, Nazi, Communist - USSR, China, Vietnam, Cambodia, North Korea, Baath Iraq, Cuba Still, have an essential ingredient, Deah Leadah(s) who must be adored, worshipped and idolised by a million screaming unfortunates. Under those regimes, Unfortunates’ because they had to or be shot for refusal. In Brackistaniland, `Unfortunates’ stand for dribbling village idiot, socialisto, sookie inner city wombats who do it volitionally and no-one else.
Tony Blair will die unrequited. He believed the plebs would come to adore and worship and adulate him. Alas, Poor Tony, he has not yet completed his own totalitarian machinery, Gordon Brown will be the benificiary. The Brits. are thus Unfortunates according to the second definition but, G.B, being a puritanical Scott, will settle for reducing all to the first definition.
By contrast, Hilary Clinton would like the second to be true but is hell bent on imposing the first. The ABC,NBC the Murdoch Press, BBC, all lend a hand, and she’ll not even be a Senator soon for, she is facing a new high office, rock breaker in a federal prison.
Bracks believes he is adored and so forth by everyone. How deluded he is can be guaged from , he believes he’s on intimate terms with HRH, with Bust Islamic Ass Condoleeza Rice, and every Victorian, nay, every Australian loves and adores and so forth him. Beazley yearns for what he believes Bracks’ possesses.
Beazley is desperate to be the object of mass cultic worship.. He never wastes an opportunity to wax lyrical about `leadership’ and what it `takes to be a great leader’, and that a an even greater leader `builds the nation’. Beazley has the National Socialist sensibility down pat, his aspiration pure and true that one can hear it in his voice, those stirring words: `Ein Volk! Ein Fuhrer! Ein Vaterland! Who coaches whom, Beazley to Bracks, Bracks to Beazley, Keating and Hawke to both, well, it’s a common affliction das Volken Furhrern are prone to, striking them the moment the day the fantasy rises it’s blurry arm in the right fashion - and there are stylistic distinctions depending on whether the Good Leadah’s guide book recommends the etiquette of any one or a mixture of Mussolini, Hitler, Trotsky, Stalin, Lenin,Pol Pot, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Castro, Saddam. A new edition is out which has some handy tips from the 679th Mullah and Personal Grand Scribe of FatBallah and to the Grand Terrorist Bastard Himself Mohammed - it’s certain it is out, because the evidence is unambigous, Bracks preference is for the Jo Stalin-Grand Islamo Fascist Pooh Bah Book of Etiqutte for Most High Deah Leadahs.
(Believe me, typing out all these titles involves a degree of dexterous difficulty greater than ten and, damn it, my typing is , I rate, uncorrected, 2 and a half - 2 for effort - based on the modern socialist school grading , that means bothering to pick up a piece of paper, and 1/2 for writing `hi.’ )
The penny, however, seems to be sinking in his day glo gel filled blank head, his possession is restricted to type two unfortunates. It will be some months yet before the implication sinks in, being the object of adulation and so forth of dribbling, bed wetting socialisto village morons is not the sort of fan club great Leadahs past and present have boasted of and, to the contrary, they had them shot, stuffed in Gulags, and wired up in experimental labs. This seems a contradiction, doing that to deah leadah’s voter base … not at all, it’s only a problem while deah leadah still has to face all electors.
Of course, if the universal were true, then, to be sure, all would wake to the sound of their neighbours practicising to greet deah leadah, for all devoted adulatory worshippers of deah leadahs do 50 healthy push-ups, bounce up and down on the spot type jogging, breathe in and out and then, the dramatic moment:
Every beating heart turns on Fat Aunty Bolshevik Collective Radio the Brackistaniland district and , hearing his voice cry,
`Hi! Steve Bracks!’
When, instead, all is silent, all is still, kiddies munching their vita brits, adults sucking scotch and cigar, poochy shitting all over the cabbages, kitty munching the yellow winged thing.
That Bracks is well imbued with Deah leadha occult and details is attested by why he is a Republican, why he opposed the playing of God Save the Queen first off, why he usurped the Mayor, John So, of Melbourne at Manchester and Melbourne on Thursday Night, why he jurst had to march the flag and, now it is disclosed he does this:
No meddling says BracksShaun Phillips and Jim Wilson
PREMIER Steve Bracks has denied barging in on medal ceremonies in an attempt to maximise political mileage.
Of course he has not been `meddling’. No, what he has been doing these couple of weeks is plain:
Mr Bracks stepped in late to present medals to Jane Saville and Australia’s two other 20km walk medallists at the MCG on Monday night.
He backed up a short time later to present medals to Australian 5000m hero Craig Mottram and his Kenyan conqueror Augustine Choge.
The Premier denied he had lobbied organisers to be part of the ceremonies but it was confirmed he dumped a commitment at the squash for the huge crowd at the MCG.
“I was told he was presenting the medals and we were all expecting that to happen,” Australian squash chief executive Norman Fry said.
“It wasn’t until the medal ceremony was about to begin that I realised he wasn’t going to be there.
As usual, Bracks’ vertically challenged staffers spewed out all the usual excuse for the obvious, he was seeking out ceremonies which would give him the sort of exposure someone as narcissitic and deah leadah occult obsessed as he is so desparately seeks all the time. `Hi-el! Steve.’ Hmm, he seems to be perfecting the deah leadah thing.
Well, come the election and he wins, the type 2 Unfortunates will be shot and the rest of us will be reduced to type 1 Unfortunates. I haven’t mastered it yet, the salute, I manage to raise two fingers only and, try as I might, stuttering the approprtiate Jo Stalin - Fat Ballah-Mass Muderer Mohammed type greeting and acclamation, all that stumbles out is:
` Hal..hal…ha..h…f…F..fff …Fuck Steve Bracks.’