Mangled Thoughts

Darn, in Brackistan, the Commissars for Muslim Appeasement, HEROC, made sure not a whiff of a joke against Muslims would be told in the dull man’s version of comedy, The Melbourne Comedy Fesitival. Whereas, this year’s Edinburgh’s Comedy festival features the hit musical, “Jihad the Musical”.

Little Green Footballs has drawn attention to it by linking a indeed a snappy little number, which is fun to sing along with, “I wannabe like Osama”, and as LGF says, watch for the “dancing burqas”.

Now there is a jihad song writing contest in the comments on LGF -

nnptcgrad: “If I only were a Martyr” set to “If I only were a Rich Man”.

Noam : “Guys and Goats”.

Buzzsaw: “The dunes are alive with the sound of Jiiiiiihaaaaad”.

I’ll throw in:

To a ditty by The Seekers, ” The Jihad is over”.

“When we were two little jihadis, I had bombs for two” - Rolf Harris’s touching little number about boys and rocking horses.

” Blow me up, kill me true, I’m a jihadi martyr” - Elvis Presley

Those off to Edinburgh can book their tickets through here,

“Jihad The Musical is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival!”