Kevin Rudd Causes International Crisis
China, India warn Kevin Rudd, “Desist or else”.
That’s not a headline, but it is not at all implausible. After all, Rudd threatened to shoot Japanese whalers, sending out a ship to hunt them down. Worse, at taxpayers great expense, hired a passenger cruise ship and ordered it be equipped with guns. In this way, instead of ordering the Navy to do his dirty work, Rudd and Peter “Corrupter of Youth Garrett, assumed they could not be accused of hostility. Some would say that threatening to shoot at citizens of a friendly country, piracy, and a long list of other crimes is hostile but not Rudd and his Cabinet of brown pantalooned chimpanzees.
Fresh from that success he’s wasted no opportunity wasted no opportunity to embarrass Australians internationally. He runs to Peking, licking the boots of the Peking Geriatrics Bggry. Club. Yet, schizophrenically, imagining himself Tarzan - well he has the virtues of a primitive - a thickhead but lacks the physcial stature of Jungle Boofhead, admonished the PGBC over abuses. It was another farce. The PGBC told him to ‘buzz off you ridiculous little man’.
His latest escapade was also a farce, trying to muscle the world into the demolition job of Kyoto compliance. China and India said, go away Rudd. Behind his back, they are no doubt cracking jokes about the queer little bloke.
So successful is Rudd that he’s a great international joke:
What is really disturbing is, Rudd could be mistaken for a Kroger - Costello toady, or a buffoon in the HR Nicholls Society, IPA, CIS. It’s no relief he isn’t. That’s the terrifying thing. Though, it’s nice to be able to laugh - Rudd, Wong, and Garret are an ALP affliction.
Cretinism is an Australian closed gene pool disease, it is in the “Right” and the ” Left”.
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