Mangled Thoughts

They could say it, literally, because the bilge they spew out through the media and postal drops amounts to that.

Some time in 2008, John Brumby, in his beatific position as ‘Deah Leadah’ of Brackistan, helped himself to some more stolen loot and bought how many millions of egg timers (?). He mailed them to householders.

The purpose of this primitive invention is, when in shower you stop showering as soon as the sand in baby blue colouring has run. It’s a tiny egg timer as it is. A 30 second shower; joy.  It’s his idea of building up water reserves, instead of letting a genuine free market company build massive dams in the Otways and the Mitchell River, which are awash every year in water (the latter in massive flood in 2007 and 2008), he buys egg timers. 

I’m only relating this stupid “initiative” because I never received it, or I instantly binned it for what it was, another bit of junk mail. An acquaintance, incensed, naturally stomped on it. Brumby’s magical machine smashed into itty bitties; fancy that. I would have probably tried the same experiment if I had bothered to notice the junk in the mail.

Deah Leadah, has come up with a ’new, new initiative’. Politicians love to pretend they are possessed of initiative and every “initiative” is “new”; what on earth are these parasites on? Any more from Brumby and, why, he’ll be up for the Order of Steve Bracks. For now, he is satisfied with the Uber Deah Leadah smiling down upon him, the apple of Bracks’ navel - Brackistan is, after all, the Sun Beam State.

Ah, yes, the ‘new, new iniative’.  Again, it was a friend who apprised me of it. This scam water saving plan scores a d double minus plus. It involves unemployable dunces who would have had brilliant careers as petty, finger-tapping bureaucrats in the 1930’s, in Germany, or Italy, or even under the Soviet regime. Mind, these types began to emerge in Britain during WWII, and in Australia.

War’s end, returned home in Scotland, my grandfather had to deal with the new class called goons. He wasn’t one for swearing, never, but for the very rare trying occasion (battle is testing, I once wondered if he swore like a trooper then). He, soon after demobbing and back in business, had to deal with an unemployable, jackbooted bureaucrat. He got it in one:

 ”Four years I’ve been away fighting the Germans because of bastards like you.”

Evelyn Waugh said the same thing, but his words were canonised. However, this is Brackistan, but Bracks and Brumby have made sodding “bastards” faster than weeds sprout.  

The friend was treated to an invasion of their privacy via the telephone, and during the hectic weeks, those leading into Christmas Day (they are called advent, for the edification of, forget the heathen, the diseased Left, and the idiot “Right”).  An office of some sort has been set up, stuffed with peas for brains dribblers, whose “job” is to annoy the dickens out of Victorians, ringing them up and at any sodding hour of the day or night, and telling their victims:

“We are here to help you save water. We are here to discuss with you how you can save more water…”

The friend must be very polite to have let them get that far. She cut in, “Yes, I have something to discuss and need your help with: I want to increase my water consumption. You can sort this out for me.”

They are squawking buzzards, for she did hear multiple gasps over the phone. The slimes went into shock. Understandable, I mean to say, she had a nerve defying Deah Leadah and his goons. Insults rubbed into injuries have been piled onto hapless Victorians. This is where the water companies are also obnoxious.

The job of entrepreneurs, in free markets, is to serve customers by driving capital in production of what they demand, serving customers. This is not what Victorians were dealt when the larcenous “Right” ’privatised’ the old State Government monopolies in energy, and water. ‘Privatisation’ was not putting production on real free market foundations. It was aimed at retaining the best feature of the old monopolies (monopolies exist only when governments impose them), slush funds for all consuming politicians and this boon Kennett explained as the rationale of privatisation - slush fund and cutting cost to Cabinet’s budget, and screw the consumer. Oh, it is a boon for politicians, because the general ire they would otherwise face over chiselling Victorians is eliminated; the ‘privatised firms’ can take the blame.

So, Victorians are treated to daily propaganda, and Yarra Valley Water is a number one offender. In one mail-out, they offered this tremendous water production solution:

“only available to Customers…”, who can take the sheet into Bunnings and “GET 2 FREE WATER EFFICIENT SHOWERHEADS FROM YARRA VALLEY WATER.”

To top off this stylishly worded, terrific offer, they added the new taps come in chrome, in one cheap brand only. Best off all, customers get to pay for the tradesmen and carry the can for the defects of the plumbing supplied.

Out of munificence unbound, any ‘customer’ silly enough to take them up on it can enter a lucky dip draw for a $4,700 kitchen, bathroom, toilet and shower “make-over”. Wow. Ah,  oh, by the way, there is no change out of $20,000 to renovate a good bathroom alone. This offer has been run for about a month now, but,  it fearing a bit of churlishness on the part of customers, it ends on the 29^th of January.

Soon after that bit of hot junk news was sent out, a letter of congratulations was mass mailed. This courteous letter also serves two greenie aims. The bold header declares:

“Congratulations on your new water efficient shower head!”

Presumptuous retards. Ooh, one points out to the pseudo-executives of Yarra Valley Water, one wouldn’t exchange fine plumbing for rubbish and certainly not from Bunnings (1).

The effusivley congratulatory letter to “dear inconvenient fact called a customer” included an intrusive “survey”. It’s none of their bloody business how many hours anyone spends under the shower, nor how many times (as many, bye the bye, a chap ruddy well feels like).  Nor, how many showers are in the house. Darn, only one! What the heck, if it can be arranged bung in 30, can’t have to many showers, and spa baths, I say.

Nor, water heating service and again it is n.o.t.b.b. What householders need to do is whack in a dam sized, electricity guzzler of a heater.  As a man, hot water and energy guzzling is as taking red meat; “I have teeth and I can eat, I’ll have a side of beef, and thank the Lord for it”.

There is a question about motivation. The answer to it is: one had to fight a strong reaction, to rip up the load of garbage and complain strongly to the mongrels in Yarra Valley Water. To complete the insults, Yarra Valley Water advises its pogroms programs also cut greenhouse emissions. YVW = “tools incorporated”.

They can’t help themselves. This lot waste no chance to tell serfs Victorians to beg like dogs for  master’s scraps. The head of Yarra Valley Water, Tony Kelly, on radio this morning, told Victorians that there will be no real scaling up of water production. He asserted the desalination plant will ameliorate some of the cut in long term production but Victorians will have to live with less and, naturally, the consequence of sky rocketing water prices. This way, all will be just ‘hunky dory’.

To point a home truth out to Tony Kelly, you are supposed to be serving Victorians as an entrepreneur solving how to produce at lowering prices. This excludes running Yarra Valley Water as a very expensive propaganda machine for the Victorian Administration. It also excludes running the Greens lie of man causes global warming, which brings us to a lie Yarra Water is running to excuse its contempt for customers, and gutlessness in not fighting the Bracks and Brumby administration over their destruction of water production. What is to be made of these cheeses ably assisting the criminal thugs in Spring Street?

They are also blaming ‘man caused climate change’ for the cut in supply. It is a lie, on two counts, the second lie being, no new, massive dams have been built. Without new, massive damns, the existing dams will not replenish because of continuing demand. What will happen to Victoria?

Forget gardens, and showers, manufacturing has been dealt a sustained battering by State and Federal governments, and the RBA. Carbon taxation will finish it off. Yet, without these plagues, little water means extermination of production in Victoria. It is not only agriculture and horticulture that is hit. It is manufacturing that is brought to a halt without water. Take this, with the impact of the deliberately dictated cut in water production and the Greens lies and a few hard questions shouldn’t be asked of the officers of Yarra Water; they should be given an answer, as in:

‘You are fired”.

That lot should be fired and replaced with executives who are entrepreneurs, and have the guts to fight a government that is criminal in its actions. It is criminal. The heads of Bracks and Brumby, having made themselves the architects of this great, and grave, damage to Victorians, a fine pair of lying, statist bums, should roll first, and punitively. And all that Yarra Water can do is also abuse and lie to Victorians, while pumping out infantile mush, and abuse customers by providing a free propaganda service to liars, and co-operate with those bastards.

(1)Bunnings proudly boasts of eliminating plastic bags, and thanked customers “for their co-operation”. Some co-operation,, when it was dictated to customers (another insult showing contempt for customers). To observe: 

- The Greens effort to have plastic bags is, typical of them, based on a pack of lies.

- Plastic bags are highly efficient to produce, which is why supermarkets take them by pallets loads and issue them free to customers. Not given to the primitive, cult of  ‘the environment’, yet it is a fact that thus they are far more ‘enviro-friendly’ than the Greenie bags,  - resources are used efficiently.

- The so-called ‘environmentally friendly’ bags are so highly inefficient that customers have to pay dollars for them. To cover up how appalling inefficient these bags are to produce,  forced labour  is used - in prisons in China, which also means:

Political prisoners are used. This points to a savage fact: to do this required agreement with the Chinese Government, a fact that the diseased Left dominated media refuses to report on. Look at all the pseudo-philanthropic outfits behind the anti-friendly, forced labour made Greenie bags - Planet Ark, ACF, to name a couple of associations of lying bastards. It is thus committed in the name of Australians, even though the modest Australian is unaware of this disgusting, ill-concealed fraud.

- The assault on plastic bags means assault on genuine free market production. It means good firms are hit and damaged and brought to their knees, because of a rotten cult. This, consequently, entails an assault on all those employed in these firms; human sacrifices to satiate the Greens God of Death.

Bunnings believes all this is something to be proud of?! Since the executives of Bunnings are also gutless thick-heads, let’s spell it out for them: it is a matter for shame, deep shame on their part. A disgrace, a bloody disgrace, that is what their action on this is. No better than those sods in Yarra V. Water. What a sight, this lot walking arm in arm, deliberately deceiving their customers, treating them with not at all concealed contempt.