Nominee for the Darwin Award

Man burned while cleaning stove09:22 (AEST) A MAN who was cleaning his fuel stove with petrol is in a critical condition after it exploded into a fireball.

…at a cabin in a caravan park at Lake Burrendong, near Wellington, New South Wales.

He remains in a critical condition and is expected to undergo burns surgery.

The surgeon might throw in a freebie, brain surgery or, more of a frontier type exploration to discover whether it exists.

Anyone whose notion of cleaning is sudden immolation might just be as ready to try out battery acid as a mouth wash. The doc. had best also throw in a plastic gob just in case.

What’s the difference between N.Z and Oz?

Apart from cricket, armed forces -Oz has them and N.Z. doesn’t, Fidel Castro’s inbred cousin Helen Clarke for Prime Minister.

N.Z. has ACT and Rodney Hide.

Hide cuts to the chase with few words, which puts to shame the socialistos who stuff all the parties in each tier of govt. in Oz. The Oz socialisto bullshitters, and Senator Campbell, Minster of Greenhouse Don’t fart Again Anyone and the Zoo it’s under the department of witch doctors and voodoo masters the EPA, is another prime example of a flabby, fatty, loose tongued steer, , who speak in glib slang and cliche riddled sound bytes, and in saying nothing at all it still takes many an Oz politican the best part of an hour to spit that out. Steve Bracks is the epitome of dumbed down speak, the shortes time for him in mouthing an ergonomic platitudinous dribble sound byte is when he utters one of his well rehearsed stock phrases: `You can’t create more rain’ - no shit, Bracksie, `We have to do this because we make you safe’ - just prior to imposing another stasiland diktat and so each time he says that, it’s a red light more thucking trouble from that pack of thugs .

What is an election campaign. Well, Oz bullshitting polllies will mutter;
`empowerment’ - yah, just like primitive tribal savages believe in mystical forces which somehow makes them magical.
`your decision on what we will do’ -tell a lie too often and the liar comes to beleive it and, the pollies of every dmaned party in Oz believe their own lies, just ask Campebll on Man Changes Climate.

But what an election is, under `democracy’ , well it ain’t, these days, electing some to cabinet who can be entrusted to sticking to the only duty the War Council mistakenly called Govt. It is about :

Other people?s money
Posted by Rodney @ 9:50 am on 27 July 2005
A student complained to me yesterday that the other parties are bribing voters with their own money. They are not. They are bribing voters with other people?s money.

The key to winning votes for Labour and National is to focus the benefits on the few while dispersing the costs over the many.

The student loan policy is narrowly focussed on graduates with loans while the costs are spread over 3 million taxpayers. The narrow group notices the benefit and votes accordingly ? those who pay don?t notice the cost. It?s spread across the many and made invisible.

The key is to get enough narrow groups to win. As H.L. Mencken observed ? an election is an advance auction in stolen goods!

Correct, absolutley correct, and something even the `liberals’ don’t have the guts to fess up to.

Good News: Greenies have Collective Break Down

A Father and Son have been in the tree fern business. Yes, finding something useful for the ferns which litter dah forests. Saviing them by rotting them out andd selling them to urban gardeners. To the greeny who, crying, fathomed an apocalytpic vision, bullshit:

Wilderness Society spokeswoman Megan Clinton said the damage caused by the removal of the ferns would be devastating to the forests.

What takes the shine off the good news is, however, the enterprising duo assaulted wildlife officers : On the other hand, assaulting wildlife is impossible, for wild life it is natural fang and claw business.

$12m damage left by tree fern racket

Good News: Greenies have Collective Break Down

A Father and Son have been in the tree fern business. Yes, finding something useful for the ferns which litter dah forests. Saviing them by rotting them out andd selling them to urban gardeners. To the greeny who, crying, fathomed an apocalytpic vision, bullshit:

Wilderness Society spokeswoman Megan Clinton said the damage caused by the removal of the ferns would be devastating to the forests.

What takes the shine off the good news is, however, the enterprising duo assaulted wildlife officers. On the other hand, assaulting wildlife is impossible, for wild life it is natural fang and claw business.

$12m damage left by tree fern racket