“Jihad the Musical”

Darn, in Brackistan, the Commissars for Muslim Appeasement, HEROC, made sure not a whiff of a joke against Muslims would be told in the dull man’s version of comedy, The Melbourne Comedy Fesitival. Whereas, this year’s Edinburgh’s Comedy festival features the hit musical, “Jihad the Musical”.

Little Green Footballs has drawn attention to it by linking a indeed a snappy little number, which is fun to sing along with, “I wannabe like Osama”, and as LGF says, watch for the “dancing burqas”.

Now there is a jihad song writing contest in the comments on LGF -

nnptcgrad: “If I only were a Martyr” set to “If I only were a Rich Man”.

Noam : “Guys and Goats”.

Buzzsaw: “The dunes are alive with the sound of Jiiiiiihaaaaad”.

I’ll throw in:

To a ditty by The Seekers, ” The Jihad is over”.

“When we were two little jihadis, I had bombs for two” - Rolf Harris’s touching little number about boys and rocking horses.

” Blow me up, kill me true, I’m a jihadi martyr” - Elvis Presley

Those off to Edinburgh can book their tickets through here,

Jihad The Musical is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival!”

Silence of the Baaaa Lambs

Any more apologies and the blog list for the year to date will be a hideous biblio of not apologetic apologies. The difficulty is, each time one has faced the idiot machine and keypad two things have occurred:

1. It is day n1. On day n, the news was bad, and it was worse than the news on day n-1. The news on n1 is worse than day n. The problem is, the bad, worse, oh bloody heck how much more trouble can they brew up, descent has been running faster than a grand Prix race over the last few weeks, so fast digestion is becoming impossible.

The rule of thumb, `have heard the worst and that’s that’, is contradicted daily and not only daily but hourly.One is refering to, of course bloody politicians and their bloody scams.Listening to parliament makes one appreciate,the politicians are taking things down into the gutters by the hour, every hour, every sitting day: they really are that bad. There is no point in trawling Hansard , analysing statments because what the politicians are ramming through parlaiment, before taking into account States’ Parliaments and Local Councils, is like umpteen jellyfish, multi-tentacled all covered in poisonous stings, which reproduce faster than a plague of rabbits. In these days of dumbed down mumbo jumbo managerialese speak, `exceeding expectations’ is surprisingly sound, the bloody polticians amaze themselves every next hour how much bilge they caan fathom and how much they can dream up to turn Oz into another commie wonderland.

2. Something interrupts.

1. plus 2 do not in combination make for good blogging days.

It is cheering news, in contrast, that on Friday fortnight hence one will be trotting of a fortnight’s R.&R which means, 1 and 2 will not occure but neither, then will the blogging.

Jon Ray, Dissecting Leftism has linked a blogger worth reading, by a gentleman who is digging deep into the classical liberal past of the Germans, otherwise swallowed up by socialists, though a glimmer of those days glimmers in what are dark days in one Merkel who, despite being the leader of another socialist party seems to being showing an incliniation to taking up economic liberty and all that that entails. Von Leon de Winteris also possessed of a wit almost English in sensibilities: I declare von Leon de Winter an honorary Englishman and , recommend H.M. greet his shoulders with a tipping of an honourary knighthood.

Von de Winter has fathomed a ripe fisking :

Fisking Ayman Zawahiri

The letter from Al Qaeda?s Chief Operating Officer Ayman Zawahiri to the chief of his Iraqi franchise, ?insurgent? leader Abu Musab Zarqawi, is a revealing document. It gives a clear insight in what Al Qeada is trying to establish. The letter was linked yesterday on the Web site of the American Director of National Intelligence John D. Negroponte. Here is the link: http://www.dni.gov/.

I will Fisk this 6000 word letter for you. For my dear readers who don?t know what Fisking is, the following: Robert Fisk is a British journalist who will never pass a chance to accuse the USA or the Zionists of evil deeds. He became famous for his ridiculously distorted reporting about the Middle East. He is still working for British newspaper The Independent. His name became synonymous for bad reporting, and in the blogosphere Fisking became a verb indicating the analysis of a pile of s**t.

LETTER FROM AL-ZAWAHARI TO AL-ZARQAWI

In the name of God, praise be to God, and praise and blessings be upon the Messenger of God, his family, his Companions, and all those who follow him.

The gracious brother/Abu Musab, God protect him and watch over him, may His religion, and His Book and the Sunna of His Prophet @ aid him, I ask the Almighty that he bless him, us, and all Muslims, with His divine aid, His clear victory, and His release from suffering be close at hand. Likewise, I ask the Almighty to gather us as He sees fit from the glory of this world and the prize of the hereafter.

1-Dear brother, God Almighty knows how much I miss meeting with you, how much I long to join you in your historic battle against the greatest of criminals and apostates in the heart of the Islamic world, the field where epic and major battles in the history of Islam were fought. I think that if I could find a way to you, I would not delay a day, God willing.

In other words: it is too dangerous to come out of my cave and travel to Iraq because American F-16s will hasten my trip to heaven.

2-My dear brother, we are following your news, despite the difficulty and hardship. We received your last published message sent to Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin, God save him. Likewise, I made sure in my last speech-that Aljazeera broadcast Saturday, 11 Jumadi I, 1426h, 18 June 2005-to mention you, send you greetings, and show support and thanks for the heroic acts you are performing in defense of Islam and the Muslims, but I do not know what Aljazeera broadcast. Did this part appear or not? I will try to attach the full speech with this message, conditions permitting.

In other words: I don?t have a TV and I am not watching the qualification games for the World Championship Soccer in Germany. I am in this shitty cave without electricity.

Likewise, I showed my support for your noble initiative to join with your brothers, during a prior speech I sent to the brothers a number of months ago, but the brothers’ circumstances prevented its publication.

What circumstances? Are they dead? Are they in hiding?

3-I want to reassure you about our situation

Read the rest at Free West.

At, Die Welt, he sets his blogging manifesto: to celebrate the glories of Western Civilisation against the nihilists. It’s a two page maifesto and has some musing things about the lunatical, suicidal policies of Chirac and other Euro socialists busily sureending Europe to Islamo-fascists and to the apparatchiks and bureaucrats of the New Greater E.U. Soviet.

An item, `Convert Now’, is grist for the oil well but the link to the article alluded to is not up, blast it.

I overlooked this amazing news or the media thought it was not interesting enough:

‘The United States has an oil reserve at least three times that of Saudi Arabia locked in oil shale deposits beneath federal land in Colorado, Utah and Wyoming, according to a study released this past week.’

(More)

The Iron Lady has died.

Not Baroness Thatcher! No,no, nooooo!

The Iron Lady of the Carribean, the daem who invited Ronald Reagan to send in the marines to boot Castros thugs out of Grenada. Funny isn’t it:

Reagan, Bush Snr. and Jnr. send in troops to eradicate animals ; leftoids howl, but not when it is murdering scumbags such as Castro, Mugabe, Hussein, Islamo-fascists, `Palestinians’ - no, that’s, different, the `evil West/Israel’ provoke them to it.

Bill Clinton: bombs Serbia, when Milosevic was about to be toppled anyway, in order to make things safe for the mass murdering, drug running, Islamo-fascist rodents of the KLA.

Quite a contrast.

Anyway, just as today, both the Iron Lady of the Carribean and Reagan, were attacked by leftoids in the West for eradicating some of Castros pack of murdering bum buddies and on that, stopping Castro from turning Grenada into another socialist hell hole [ perhaps Bush can be persauded to invade Victoria and do in the Bracks Stalinist Junta before they complete what they are well into, turning Victoria into another Socialisto Hell Hole].

The great lady has died. Grand-daughter of a slave, she’s the sort of Dame who shows up Femmo-nazis for what they are - nasty commie bitches whose notion of a `careerah’ involves unhindered acts of theft called taxation.Indeed, it is amusing that it wasn’t simply Castroistos who hated her, but the Labour Party, in Britain, in Dominca, in Oz, in Canada. And, the scumbags lead by the arch commie liars such as Koffi Toffi Man Anan, the U.N. Oh, yes, the U.N. commie bastards backed Castro’s attempt to convert Grenada into a commie hell hole. The Iron Lady and Reagan stopped the rotten, evil, monsters.

The Obituary, Telegraph, Dame Eugenia Charles.

Sobriquets.

Professor Bunyip has coined, Dead Horse Doyle for Paper Doyley.

Then there is Cruddy ( from Murph at Special sauce), the nutnibbling Chimpmunk Rudd.

Kim Beazely, however, is rather plastic on this. Cap’n Cock-up, Tugboat Willie , Cap’n Cockles(s) Tugboat Willie.

But, Chief Bastard has come up with something pregnant with the prospect of popular, everday usage,

Beazle Boy, the ball licking Heeler.

Breaking News! Beazley replaced!

Pope Benedict XVI

First, a comment in repsonse to Ilibcc’s item below, the comments box doesn’t seem to be working that well at all:

Just lurve the medja on this. They don’t give a damn about the Church and as for Popes JohnPaul and Bendict XVI, well, downright nasty critters they are refusing marriage of homosexuals, women priests, stressing to Africans, in view of AIDS, exercise chastity and it is working rather well apparently. Benedict about to insist on Latin as the liturgical language of the Church, that the Church is not a function of dah commoonity and so on.They pay attention to, Ratzinger was in the past a `liberal’. No, he was a fine scholar and theologian,still is, rather a different thing altogether. This morning’s effort of dah medja, zeroing in on the Pope’s declaration of `dialogue’ with other denominations and other beliefs - understandable, considering for example the persecution of Christians by Muslims in various countries , it is not only muslims in Sudan massacring christians but, epriodically, those in Aceh of Indonesia also. Understandable, the Pope wishing to make inroads against Muslims. Now, if the Church would just roll over on such matters and a rather long list of other leftoid tissues, why, the Church would be dead tomorrow, and, yea,(if) it came to pass, leftoids would rejoice and clap their hands.

Since on the subject, something more:

Not this time, for Cardinal George Pell, the call to the seat of Peter, but he is young and who can tell,a maybe. To observe, however, there are some very fine apostolic bishops, some African. the Archbishop of Sudan is one of them, who, in the face of the Islamic persecution and mass murder of Christians, has had to act from faith alone and bear apostolic witness and conduct his responsibities accordingly. It was Cardinal Ratzinger who was approached, a fine scholar and theologian of the distinguished school of theology of The University of Tubingen until he was removed to the Vatican to work no less diligently under Pope John Paul II. His appointment as Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, was a good decision, beacause of his background as a theologian , as well as his transparent piety and devotion and yet, a robust, principalled and forthright gentleman. The duration of Wotjla’s appointment to the seat of Peter, ensured the time and conitunity needed to sort through what, in the 80’s seemded to be the nadir of the Church in the wake of Vatican II, and it presented Ratzinger with the time to gain the experience which has equipped him for his new appointment, and one had a view he would be elected Pope.As I watched some of the Black Mass, though they were read, with the Cardinal presiding, I became convinced we were watching the successor to Peter and a meritorious succession it is, a most worthy choice it is.

There is a similarity between Pope John Paul and Benedict the XVI, as Ratzinger’s choice name hints, their work as priests of the Church anchored in well founded devotion and contemplation. Pope John’s best tracts reflected that. Ratzinger differs in delivering a scholarly crispness to his words, as his sermon, not eulogy, during the mass for the late Pope demonstrated. I draw attention to, for example, his treatment of some pericopes from the Gospel of John,they are informed but not overlaid by his scholarship, and are meditative and contemplative.

Vatican II was the excuse, not the justification for the schisms and disturbances within the Church which have dominated ecclesiastical affairs for some decades now , it was a Pastoral Council. The aim was to draw out the ground of the Church, of the faith of each Christian, as production of the Holy Spirit, which is thus the sacred prinicipal of unity , and not an organistic notion of unity of man who may or may not be a Christian, that the liturgy of the Church is glorification , is praise of the Trinity, is an act of faith of the Christian in response to the Trinity and a communicatio with the Trinity, epitomised in the mass, the distinction and relation between clergy and laity, the chruch manifests the Trinity only by being transparent to the Trinity, and only in trasparency to the Trinity does the church fulfill its mission. Liturgy, epistemologically informs and guides the Christian as to the terms of faith. The Council was not about what schismatics asserted it to be, according to socialists a declaration of the authority of the `community’ over creed, liturgy, and other matters against apostolic authority, and a reversion to the otherwise nonsensical notion of the original authentic Chrch, which is an illustration of how many have been infected by Rousseau’s rubbish. According to the the Tridentine movement, of which Archbishop Lefevbre became a notorious leader with the denouement his direct challenge and threatened usurpation of Pope John Paul II, the Church stops with the Council of Trent and, Vatican II is a gross defection from the creed and tradition of the Church. Both sides were wrong, and stubborn and vile with it. In this respect, it was the left who wrough the most damage.

The tridentine movement, no matter that such formidable bishops as Lefevbre lead it, and to be sure, it attracted devout,earnest young men to seminaries , was not as broadly based as the left and, decisively, regular Metropolitan Diocesan Bishops. Liturgy was debased, no iffs nor butsd about it, reduced, from Cathedral to Parish Church, to a juvenile, vulgar act of self indulgence and adulation. Socialism, summed up in that stinking heap of rubbish, `pastoral care’ as a mandatory requirment of studies for clergy, a fusion of the rubbbish of siociology, pyschology pegged to that juvenile delinquent, Rousseau, was asserted as the content of the creed and the goal of faith, to which has been added the rubbish of environemental and the mystoguogy of those po potian commies the greens. Leftoids in the Church mounted a chalenge against apostolic authroity and the tradiotns of the Church, with fulsome support of rahter a large number of Bishops in the West, indeed, entering into the spirit of revolt rahter enthusiastically, and displauying their good marxist credentials in public for good measure.As for theological content and meditation, what theological content? The sermon was, for example, reduced from theological exposition to Dick and Dora mush resting on nothing much more than sentiments and feelings. The debasment of liturgy was linked to the downright bullshit of, `recovering the original authentic church’, which was, pervasive in leftoid dumbed down clerical training courses ostentatiously , euphemistically, tagged a degree. One upshot this was manifest in arhtiecture, for its sheer ugliness. While Bishops gutted fine cathedrals and parish churches, throwing onto rubbish dumps to exquisite vestments, art work, chalices, candleabrae and so on, they built new edifices which can be likened to, outdoor dunnies for the general public. A Melbourne firm of architects commented in a local rag, aesthetic merits and turning on the liturgical function of churches, was none existent. A senior partner added, clergy lost in woolly notions ordered them and paid up, they were cheap to build, that it sounds unpleasant but we did it because we made rather good profits out of them, the inference was unmistakeable, once in your life time fools knock on your door throwing away good money on rubbish. In short, the Chruch had been reduced to a swamp, a stinking heap of dung. Into that morass Pope John Paul II stepped in, and cleaning it up has been long, difficult, and unpleasant business and it is still not finished. Unpleasant, because Pope John being quitre apostolic was not immune to the effects of that descent, the strife, the unhappiness, the viciousness of the fighting, the lefotids record in the church is as rotten as it is in secular affairs, utterly ruinous. Not a few very apostolic priests were, effectively, booted out of parishes and dioceses, a fitting testmament to Bishops who, to be blunt, should never have been elevated. That, all that, is what the Pope and Ratzinger and other Cardinals have had to sort out, and still are sorting it out. That Benedict the XVI has made an approving mention of Vatican II but, as a pointed citation of the Council, that council certainly did not entertain what socialist clergy made of the decisions of that Council, and statements made by both Popes Leo and then Pius XII also make that rather plain.

Neither Popes nor Council entertained the demolition job on liturgy , creed and tradition ,diocesan clegy in Western countries so blythely set themsleves to accomplish. In the 80’s the Church was at its lowest ebb. With continuity secured by the election of Ratzinger, those unhappy times will in due time be no more than a footnote in ecclestical history books, the scholar will find it incomprehensible that supposedly apostolic clergy and supposedly christain men and women could be so callous, ugly, barbaric, savage. No wonder leftoids pretending to be christians are upset, their salad days are finished,over, past, history, dust and ashes, with another worthy successor to Peter picking up the yoke and steadfastly carrying it.