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Who would want to be a Hippy?

June 24th, 2009 by rebellion

Carnivore

Yes my wife will kill me but it is still funny anyway

June 4th, 2009 by rebellion

Know your place

Thought for the Day

June 3rd, 2009 by rebellion

Too True

This is beyond too cool

June 2nd, 2009 by rebellion

Technology like this would almost make me go out and get an X Box

Damn You Evil Boy

May 3rd, 2009 by rebellion

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Australians are ahead of the curve.

March 23rd, 2009 by rebellion

A Vietnamese doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

The Australian doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Queensland, put him in to Canberra for four years, and now half the country is looking for work.

Thanks to Mel.

Place Your Bets

March 16th, 2009 by rebellion

Grumpy Anna?
Grumpy Anna
Or The Borg?
Borg

By the way, that hand on the right hand side of the screen, with the wedding ring belongs to your humble correspondant

So which way is it going to go? A boilover to the Borg? or a bit of skin off but stick with the Bligher?

Our prototypical ALP voter, Emma, is of the opinion that the Borg Like Sucks and he smells an’ stuff and Annasgunnawin. emma

I am of the alternate view that the Blight is a poopy pants and will be goandown.

My prediction

LNP to hold current 23 seats and pick up following -

Whitsunday (Margin 0.1%)
Clayfield (LNP but nominal ALP by 0.2%)
Glass House (nominal ALP by 0.3%)
Chatsworth (ALP Margin 0.4%)
Burdekin (ALP Margin 0.9%)
Mirani (LNP Seat ALP nominal margin 1.2%)
Cleveland (ALP Margin 1.2%)
Hervey Bay (ALP Margin 1.8%)
Indooroopilly (Green ALP Turncoat Margin 2.5%)
Mudgeereeba (ALP Margin 2.7%)
Aspley (ALP Margin 3.0%)
Gaven (ALP Margin 3.1% (or court cases depending on which way you prefer to look at it))
Springwood (ALP Margin 5.2%)
Pumicestone (ALP Margin 5.5%)
Redcliffe (ALP Margin 5.9%)
Broadwater (ALP Margin 6.6%)
Redlands (ALP Margin 6.8%)
Southport (ALP Margin 7.9%)
Cairns (ALP Margin 8.1%)
Keppel (ALP Margin 8.2%)
Burleigh (ALP Margin 8.8%)
Everton (ALP Margin 10.2%)
Morayfield (ALP Margin 11.1%)
Kallangur (ALP Margin 11.5%)
Pine Rivers (ALP Margin 12.7%)

Feel free to disagree in comments.

Too Good to Not Steal

February 12th, 2009 by rebellion

Chores

From Theo and his merry men and women

Oh My God, I just realised we elected a 12 year old Girl as PRIME MINISTER!!!!

February 10th, 2009 by rebellion

It obvious -
He is INCREDIBLY Flighty.
He is desparate to be liked by the cool kids in School
Has a mad crush on the new kid and can’t believe he hasn’t called
Big into overt displays that really mean absolutely nothing
Loves a good temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his own way and his favorite thing is to call the other kids mean names
Spends money like its going out of fashion.
Has no concept what it means when you spend money like its going out of fashion.

Bloody hell!! Its true. We have a 12 year old girl for a Prime Minister. We are screwed unless daddy cuts the credit card up in a hurry.

Well it turns out I am a Right Wing Libertarian, Who would have thought???

February 7th, 2009 by rebellion

My Political Views
I am a right social libertarian
Right: 5.74, Libertarian: 3.82

Political Spectrum Quiz

My Foreign Policy Views
Score: 5.86

Political Spectrum Quiz

My Culture War Stance
Score: 1.35

Political Spectrum Quiz

Stolen from Mild Colonial Boy who is currently aghast at the thought of the fairer sex involved in manual labour.