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For everyone who still thinks Soccer isn’t Gay

January 7th, 2007 Posted by rebellion | Uncategorized | 73 comments

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Not all soccer players are gay. for example i play soccer and im not gay.

Comment by Bill | December 24, 2007
Possibly not Bill, but then you may be the exception to the rule. Of course, you could also just be lying. I have no idea. It could also be a case of the old Oscar Wilde Statement of “I am not a homosexual, but the man I sleep with is.”

Comment by rebellion | December 25, 2007
I AM SUPER GAY AND I PLAY SOCCER … AND EVERY1 KNOWS IT …

Comment by DAVID BECKHAM | January 20, 2008
OMG my husband is gayyyyyyyyyy …. THAT BASTARTD … NOW I KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE STRAP ON HE WANTS ME TO GET ….

I M GETTING A DIVORCE ….

Comment by VICTORIA BECKHAM | January 20, 2008
whats wrong with gays??

they rock this world:D:D:D

love themxxxx

Comment by Raaaaaachel | January 21, 2008
No, I have no problem with the Gays. The Gays are crazy fun loving people. I love the Gays. I just think that Soccer Players should just all come out of the closet and be done with it and start wearing various shades of pink. Get loud, get proud. Be who you are and admit that its OK to be gay or a soccer player, which is the same thing really. Its a bit of a euphamism, you know. Soon people won’t be Gay, they will be soccer players. In the same way that Girls aren’t lesbian, they enjoy a good game of golf.

Comment by rebellion | January 22, 2008
jotos

Comment by luis | January 29, 2008
ewwwwww guys you are gays you fagets

Comment by luis | January 29, 2008
Soccer is NOT gay. Soccer is the best sport ever!! just because that happened doesn’t mean that soccer is gay. I play soccer and I am NOT gay!!Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean that you can make crude remarks about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by soccer | January 29, 2008
Yeah, sorry to tell you mate, but, yeah Soccer is entirely gay. Completely utterly and totally gay. The purple telletubbie, the one with the purse, plays soccer. Elton John is mad for it.Completely gay. Scientific fact, just get happy with it and lets all move on with our lives.

Comment by rebellion | January 30, 2008
omg my husband is gay!! but soam i so we make a gud cupel

tomorro we r goin to buy vibratin hot dog to playwith

Comment by lewis | January 30, 2008
Comment by united10 | February 4, 2008
wow who are you to say that? Soccer is the most amazing and interactive sport out there.Basketball for example people are gay on there to but you dont say eany thing about them? Your just as messed up as you think soccer is gay?… your just a jellouse poerson and seriously have NO life soo like ..rebellion said lets just move on with our lifes.=)

Comment by danielle | February 8, 2008
Danielle, perhaps less time at the gay soccer, more time in grammar and english classes. Just a suggestion.

Comment by rebellion | February 9, 2008
Most sports that involve body-to-body rubbing are gay… that includes soccer, football, wrestling, basketball.

I mean, a real straight man (or woman) would find repulsive to rub against another sweaty body of the same sex.

I would love to wrestle, play soccer, tackle down or shoot a few hoops with a whole team of girls, but the simple thought of having another male rubbing against me and soaking me with his sweat is repulsive.

So yes, most sports are just a lame excuse to see people of the same sex in skimpy uniforms and to say “I love them” and try to justify it as being a sports fan.

Comment by FC | February 10, 2008
firstly, its not soccer, its football, we invented it before you americans came up with your rip-off of rugby, your crappy sport should be called rugby mk II or something, also FOOTBALL isn’t gay, these blokes have some of the fittest wives and girlfriends in the world so stfu “rebellion”

Comment by Britain | February 11, 2008
Funny bastard. Actually I am not a Yank. You would know us as the Country that made you our Bitches in the last Ashes series. And yes, soccer is still Gay. As for your WAG reference, can anybody say Beard? I think the historical reference is “Thou doth prost too much”

Comment by rebellion | February 11, 2008
your gay for thinking that

Comment by TARRENCE | February 14, 2008
your GAY for thinking that i play socce and you are just jealous that they get to kiss but you cant do anything to them by yourself!!!!!!! how you think about that

Comment by TARRENCE | February 14, 2008
LOSER none likes you soo buhbye now

Comment by im a dork and i like it | February 14, 2008
Soccer is not gay! pretty much everyone i know plays soccer and i dont know any one that is gay. personally im kinda homophobic. but gay guys are funny. lesbian girls just kinda freak me out because im a girl and everything. but yeah me nor anyone i know who plays soccer is gay. gay people dont usually play sports. well maybe the manly one of the 2 but still. just because you play soccer doesn’t mean your gay. I have over 100 bruises right now from soccer! its more physical that it looks. and my sister has broken over 25 bones and 2 concussions and i sliced jaw from soccer.

Comment by Stacey | May 9, 2008
Stacey, methinks thou doth protest too much.

Comment by rebellion | May 9, 2008
Well I play soccer and my team is gay. So I don’t know what to say, rebellion is right, I love the cock. Good thing I’m a girl

Comment by Soccer4life | May 9, 2008
Kelly O’Behan here, Irish, and a Football fan(soccer). I played football in my youth and am quite sure the lot of my team-mates kicked with the right foot.. Had they not i would have invited them back to the gaf as good many of the boys were massive! No.. I’m not gay.. I just enjoy having sex with men! Slainte!

Comment by Kelly_O'Behan | May 9, 2008
Kelly, just for you, I have put up a brand new bit of proof that soccer really is the gayest of all sports.

http://rumcorps.net/rebellion/2008/05/09/soccer-is-gayer-than-ever/

Comment by rebellion | May 9, 2008
Thank you Rebellion,

You done a mighty job of proving football is the least heterosexual of sportin’ events.. However, i was hoping you could create an actual ‘list’ as to why it’s so gay.. How many reasons can you muster?

1.men on men
2.’skimpy’ uniforms
3.etc..

That’d be grand, and quite enlightening i’m sure!

Yours,

Kelly O’Behan

Comment by Kelly_O'Behan | May 9, 2008
oh my god who are you dumb asses to say soccer is gay it is not i am 15 years old and i love to play soccer so what ever and there is nothing wrong with gay guys they love to go shopping with us girls when we don’t have any one to shop with so gay guys are cool

Comment by misty thomas | May 10, 2008
Misty Thomas,

In regards to your latest post, i must say i agree with your feelings toward gays. Sure wouldn’t we be the finest lot of individuals you’re likely to find! Though i think it’d be fair to say that 51% of football is gay.. Sure football’s a quare sport, and not quite as brutal as some other sports.. Hurling would be a good example.. Divil a sport that’d be any mor masculine. And we all know, sure, that Thady Quill was no fag! XD !

Kelly O’Behan

Comment by Kelly_O'Behan | May 10, 2008
wtf is wrong with you people who hate gays? they are PEOPLE. what are YOU? gay haters! you all act like you’re in middle school with cliches! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! @.@ gays are not the enemy our moron president is, so get with the picture and get over your idiocy.

8th Grade - and if you say i dont know what im talking about please comment on my myspace because i would very like to talk with you.

Comment by Brie Lewski (GIRL) | May 14, 2008
Well Brie, despite the fact that you don’t know what you are talking about, I in fact have absolutely no problem with Gay people. I and I think the vast majority of people who don’t take the sun coming up as a personal indictment, believe that that Soccer is the most effeminate of sports and I use the term ’sport’ in its loosest possible term. I don’t particularly car about your view. Nor do I particulary care about the view of anyone who has posted for or against the proposition. Feel free to turn everything into a diatribe against the political person of your choice. Perhaps I might remind you of the racist and sexist diatribes of the religious advisor of your presumptive Democrat candidate. But no. It has nothing to do with Gay people who in general terms are truly very nice people. Just like most straight people. But then you will always get arseholes in every subset and being gay is absolutely no excuse.

Comment by rebellion | May 14, 2008
i play soccer im a girl and im str8 so your just the one how thinks soccer is gay because i am NOT A LESBO thenk very much

Comment by chandler | May 20, 2008
That’s just typical of you yanks to say that, football as it is really called not soccer aint for gays, say that to micah richards, sol campbell and didier drogba who are all footballers and see if your left standing after they deck you for it.

Comment by sean | May 21, 2008
hold up, talking to all those who think soccer is gay U PEOPLE ARE TWISTED!!!!,what makes u think soccer is gay????

Comment by Firt | May 23, 2008
I agree sean and your right it really is called football, if they really knew why some people playrd football or even experiensed the thrill of it they would (hopefuly) understand.
call me gay but i love football : )

Comment by Firt | May 23, 2008
im a kiwi that is mad about football, sean and firt you guys rock standing up for yourself and the game u love awsome: D
this is such a random topic about gays and football WTF?
HEARTY LOL!!!

Comment by flirt | May 23, 2008
no,i can`t accept it.Never in my life.The gays are the rest of this world.bye from Kosova…

Comment by Albanin | May 23, 2008
Just becuase u saw this picture doesnt mean ALL soccer players are gay . after school me & my freinds allways play soccer, therefore just because we play it every day doesnt mean we gay.in fact we basicly have a whole soccer team (thats not gay)
-Jose Escabar
–Juan Escamilla
—Edwin Diaz
—-Juan Mendoza
—–Juerri Vargas
——Edgar Buatista
——-John Tujjillo
——–Justin Gonzales
———Bryair Allenday

Comment by Jose Luis Escabar | May 25, 2008
Sorry, your name is Jose Luis Escabar and you say you are NOT gay?? Sorry, I think someone is looking for a closet big enough to come out of.

Comment by rebellion | May 25, 2008
Just becuase u saw this picture doesnt mean ALL soccer players are gay . after school me & my freinds allways play soccer, therefore just because we play it every day doesnt mean we gay.in fact we basicly have a whole soccer team (thats not gay)
-Jose Escabar
–Juan Escamilla
—Edwin Diaz
—-Juan Mendoza
—–Juerri Vargas
——Edgar Buatista
——-John Tujjillo
——–Justin Gonzales
———Bryair Allenday

Comment by Edwin Diaz | May 25, 2008
excuse me rebellion what is that suposed to mean
u callin me gay or sumthing?

Comment by Jose Luis Escabar | May 25, 2008
u beeter watch wat say abotu soccer rebellion why r u trashing on people like dat?

Comment by Jose Luis Escabar | May 25, 2008
Because it is without any doubt, the gayest of “sports” It will never be the spectacle that Rugby is, it will never be close to the interest factor of cricket and it will always, always, be gay. I don’t have any problem with gay people, more power to them and all, but soccer just sucks.

Comment by rebellion | May 25, 2008
By the way, don’t really care what you say, don’t really give two shits if you disagree with me. That is entirely up to you. Soccer will still be gay to me, so more power to you if you disagree. You’ll still be wrong, but it will make you feel much better about yourself. You could even go out and get a manicure and facial to celebrate.

Comment by rebellion | May 25, 2008
okay rebellion i agree, soccer is gay but footballers kick ass and u can kiss mine
XxoxXW3$T $iid3XxoxX.

Comment by flirt | May 26, 2008
CRICKET!!WTF! U HAV GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! now that is a gay game it ’s so slow, football beats that n e day.XxoxXW3$t $iid3

Comment by flirt | May 26, 2008
ok i dont know wat thats supposed to mean but are u callin me gay or somthin? ur prbaly at ur boyfriends house getiing freaky wit him

Comment by Jose Luis Escabar | May 26, 2008
Jose, I realise by your writing that english is obviously not your first language, or second, or third, but please. I gather you haven’t heard of projection, but trust me when I say that you are the poster boy for it. Never mind little man, one day your balls will drop, and you will be just like all the other guys in the Athenian bath house.

Comment by rebellion | May 26, 2008
you know it jose and u cant stand it.LOL!!! : D

Comment by flirt | May 27, 2008
lol, this shit is hilarious. honestly i have not the slightest clue why you all are arguing about how gay soccer is. Everyone has their own opinion; rebellion’s in this case is that soccer is gay ._. deal with it and move on. really tho, this shit is still funny.

Comment by tony | May 28, 2008
Hi tony glad to hear somebody getting their thrills out of it: D i am to starting to see the stupidity of it all,but mate it is called football and it is not a game for gays if it was a game for gays rebellion would be hush hush about it all……..XxoxXW3$t $iiD3XxoxX

Comment by flirt | May 28, 2008
YEAH THAT TRUE WAT BILL SIAD NOT ALL SOCCER PLAYERS ARE GAY BECAUSE I PLAY SOCCER N IM NOT GAY EITHER THIS PICTURE ONLY SHOWS THOSE GUYS NOT EVERY SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD SO DONT HTINK BECAUSE OF THIS WERE ALL GAY REMEBER EVERY ONE IS DIFFERNT SO DONT HTINK BAD ABOUT SOCCER PLAYERS

Comment by DEE DEE #41 | May 28, 2008
Am I on some link from the illeterate Soccer Lovers association or something. Oh well, never mind. Welcome, enjoy the site, leave your pointless messages and try to convince everybody that you aren’t just living in a really big closet

Comment by rebellion | May 28, 2008
will make sure of it : )

Comment by flirt | May 29, 2008
besides rebellion even though you dont care it is becoming the most popular sport in the world, sooo sorry because it is going to be YOU living in a really big closet: D
XxoxXW3$t $iiD3XxoxX

Comment by flirt | May 29, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if you knew me flirt, you would know just how silly that comment is.

Comment by rebellion | May 29, 2008
I can’t believe your still saying everyone who plays football is gay your just small mided and a fucking twat to be honest, it would be like me saying all basketball players are gangsters or all tennis players are rich kids it just aint true its pointless and just plain ignorant so sort yourself out, and cheers for the comments backing me up flirt and firt.

Comment by sean | May 30, 2008
no worrys sean, and yes we are still going going on about how football IS NOT gay.
fucking people are driving me mad!!!!!!!!

Comment by flirt | June 3, 2008
hahahahahahahahahahahaha Flirt, great to see you again. Despite you’re obvious deficiency where it comes to Soccer, you are welcome any time. Sean, sorry to say it mate, but there are stereotypes and then there is reality. While not all Basketball players may be gangsters and all tennis players may not be rich kids, there are enough to form a sizeable minority. However, whilst there may well be the odd straight soccer player, they are the exception, rather than the rule.

Comment by rebellion | June 3, 2008
Thanks rebellion, but don’t you mean,whilst there may well be the odd GAY footballerand if you like i could tell you about a couple of players i’ve come across during my years as a footballer to make you feel better???…..

Comment by flirt | June 4, 2008
No names, but a very high profile South American player was recently arrested with three prostitutes. All well and good as far as it goes, except that it turns out that these three were all transvestites. Sorry, you were saying something about the majority or something?

Comment by rebellion | June 4, 2008
if you all think soccer is gay than why did you search it so
sorry to burst your buble but that makes you gay

Comment by edita | June 4, 2008
Amazingly circular reasoning there Edita. Let me see if I understand you correctly. If I mention a current story that supports my proposition that Soccer is a gay sport, it makes me gay? So, the fact that you mention the fact that I am mentioning a fact makes you gay? or am I misunderstanding your point? Or are you just a bloody idiot.

Comment by rebellion | June 4, 2008
um mr rebellion.is it just me or du u hav a thing fo tawking bout gay?? or is it dat mayb ure gay ureself but are ashamed to admit it so you have to accuse others of being gay so u feel better.mayb u say others are gay so u feel lyk ure not different.so u feel lyk ure not a misfit?? and evrything you say to every1 else is actually wot you think you think about ureself but u say it to others so u dont feel lyk a weirdo who just duznt fit in.i find ure name rebellion interesting…du u call ure self dat because u rebel against your own sexuality which in ure case is gay.i feel sorri for you.u hav to try and lower others so u dnt feel lyk skum cuse ure to afraid of coming out of da closet.im curious du u even play a sport?? or are you just wun of those stereo typing wankas who are to lazy to play sport because they spend to much time with dick up ure ass which would be correct in ure case since u are indeed hiding in a closet.

Comment by korza | June 9, 2008
Look you idiots, men embracing and jumpin on each other in celebration of a goal has absolutely nothing to do with sexuality. It is a natural expression of excitement at the achievement of a common goal or objective. You uneducated fools are the ones that place a sexual connotation on it. I am not gay, and I don’t have a problem with gay people playing football. So if you think its a sissy sport, why dont you put down the junkfood, get off the couch, and have a try?…..lets see if I don’t break your legs. If you suck at football, just shut the f*** up please.

Comment by No Nonsense | June 12, 2008
ignorant dirtbag.

Comment by Rob | June 13, 2008
man u need to shut the fuc up about soccer been gay!! if i have 2 Il kic ur ass at it so shut up. from : a realy pissed off dude.!!!!!

Comment by Defender9612 | June 17, 2008
Learn to write coherently in a language. I’m not particularly concerned which one, and maybe one day, somebody somewhere may take you slightly seriously, otherwise, shut up and get back in your box you little turd.

Comment by rebellion | June 18, 2008
Hey, rebellion. you got a problem or something? Yeah, I play soccer. It turns out to be a SPORT, and it’s just probably too much actual physical work you could bother yourself with. Since you say that soccer is “gay”, one, because of skimpy uniforms, and two, because of males rubbing up against eachother, I don’t think you would really understand since that shows no actual soccer experience. the so-called “skimpy” uniforms don’t reveal anything–basically all you see is the arms, head, and knees of the player…everything else is covered up. Second, turdbag, I don’t think you get that whenever two people collide in soccer it’s PAINFUL. I don’t think my sexuality has anything to do with this, but just so you know, I don’t get any sexual pleasure from crashing full-force into other girls. Anyone who thinks that people do has something seriously wrong with them, and I’m including you in that category. So, I’d like you to actually try soccer and then come up with a real reason why it’s gay. And then tell me why gay is a bad thing. Personally, it just sounds like you’re a bad closet case who is so afraid of others knowing that they’re gay that they cover it up by being an intolerant bigot. Studies show that the most homophobic people are gay, buddy. So get over yourself.

Comment by A. H. | June 19, 2008
It wouldn’t be a sport without the physical contact. And I have to agree with A,H,. I get no sexual pleasure either when I “rub” against another girl. The only reason why we “rub” is to get the opponent off the ball.Soccer isn’t gay! Maybe you should give me more reasons why soccer is gay. Because I would REALLY like to know. . .

Comment by K.C. | June 21, 2008
this is eliza spencer. i love to play soccer with girls, especially when the goalie bends down to get the ball i think soccer should be a gay/lesbian sport and i think it actually is and i think this is a gay pride moment, and everyones soccer jerseys should have rainbows on them *maybe even some boobs too, if ya know what i mean ;)* so yeah i really love playing soccer with my girlfriends and i think everyone should show gay pride. and to celebrate, all the girls should get in a circle and jump around wildly

Comment by Eliza Spencer | June 22, 2008
ELIZA SPENCER IS A NUTCASE, and, furthermore, some gays may play soccer, but that doesn’t mean that the whole sport is gay. We do not get pleasure from “rubbing” up against each other. I think that you are a deuschbag with no life so you go around dissing physical things that you’re too lazy and wimpish to do! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX && SUCK IT!

<3 — THEninjakeeper.

Comment by THEninjakeeper | June 22, 2008
hey! i play and i like men

dude..i love cocks and kiddies so much!

cock..YUM!
my whole team showers together

Comment by nick hazelbroek | June 28, 2008
rebellion is the stupidest person ever for thinking football is gay… he is probably just a 45 year old fatass living at home with his mom looking to find an apartment with his boyfriend… football is not gay… there may be gay people that play it but it is not all gay… a gay sport is wrestling or cricket or polo… just because you found a picture of two kids who look like they have down syndrome about to kiss doesn’t mean football is feminine or gay… there are more masculine sports but it does not mean that there are not gays playing in those sports too… all rebellion does is try and talk sounding smart and say football is gay but it is not… and no one talks the way he does… move up to the 21st century dumb shit… go to hell you prick… learn about something before you take on almost the entire world’s sport and start criticizing… football (whether you like it or not) is the world’s most important and popular sport… it brings countries together and stops global wars… go to hell rebellion

Comment by reblliousretard | June 29, 2008

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