Going off the air for a few days as I am moving away from the corrupt despotic workers “paradise” of Lilley into the glorious future co-prosperity sphere of Petrie. Finally I can tell people who my local Federal Member is, and not have to mumble and ask for forgiveness straight afterwards. Yippee!!
In saying this I will be unable to update you with the special vision I bring to the present toils of our daily lives for a few days. Please chat amongst yourselves. Here are a few topics that you may wish to discuss with your friends, family or co-workers.
So what about that local sporting team / contest?
Have you heard the one about …
I am fairly keen on air, what about you?
Have you heard what those politicians in Canberra / Brisbane / Sydney (insert your local area) are up to now?
Right handed or left handed screwdrivers, I can never decide?
Feel free to discuss any other topic you prefer. Don’t miss me too much, I won’t be long, unless of course that corrupt multinational which is all about destroying the future of workers and the environment, Telstra, stuffs me around with my broadband connection.
October 24th, 2007
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What can I say that hasn’t been already by everybody else? Bugger All Really.
Howard was off his game, the prissy little bitch had a good night. You have to give the night to him.
The worm was biased, no question, no contest.
The panel of “undecided” voters had an obvious preference for stupid ideas and union domination of the workplace. Now which party espouses that particular line of thinking?
Overall, nothing was achieved except to raise the profile a little more of the PLB and reinforce Howard as the man of more stature.
I do tend to think of this particular debate as akin to the press conference prior to a boxing match. A lot of bluster, a few psychological points thrown and received but at the end of the day, the real fight is still to come.
October 22nd, 2007
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As many of you would be aware, the creme de la creme of Brisbane Blogging ventured out on Friday night in to the People’s Republic of Queensland’s finest establishemnt, the Breakfast Creek Hotel.
Without a word being said, the impression was given that the same rules would apply to the event as you would expect at any End of Season Road Trip, or Bucks night. Namely, anyone caught with a camera could be ritually staked to a fire and what happened on the night stays on the night.
Probably safer for all concerned, especially if they envision a political career in their future. Don’t worry James, I am sure those stains will come out eventually. 
Also in attendance on the day was the regular specious contibutor to Blair’s site, the Amortiser. I must admit that I was surprised that he turned up at all, considering the past , umm, unpleasantness, but I can happily report that he turned up with his pants ON this time and left with them on. In between is not something that we really need to discuss.
Nor the late night trip to visit the convent, … or the RSPCA. Still, on the bright side, it was fairly obvious that the cream is working a treat and the rash is almost completely cleared up.
Kev Gillett made a fashionably late entrance in his best sequinned and tafeta’s ball gown. I thought the tiara was a nice touch. There is a term that your grandmothers’ grandmothers may have used once or twice to denote the inebriated state of your grandfather’s grandfathers, that they are in their cups. Personally I think Kev may have bypassed the china cabinet and gone straight for the laundry shed out the back because ‘Cups’ doesn’t really do justice to what Kev may or may not have been.
Not when ‘Washing Tubs’ can be considered as a substitute. But still, despite being what can euphamistically described as being ‘tired and emotional’ he still has a beautiful singing voice and his rendition of Bros classics in medly form was something that will be discussed for many years.
Bikko, whilst unable to participate in body, turned up in spirit through the wonders of modern technology. For those that are unaware, Paul will soon be joining the Royal Australian Air Force. Well what he actually said was that he was going to be joining a bunch of screaming little shirt-lifting pansy boys who wear blue and play with airplanes, so I made the logical assumption.
All in all it was a very good night and we have already made a note to have another one soon. Hopefully by that time, the plastic surgery will have been finalised and for those that will remain nameless, a new entry in to polite society can be attempted. Time will certainly tell.
October 22nd, 2007
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In yet another blatant attack on reality, The Commie Mail scribbler, Mark Schliebs has unleashed a political diatribe in the shape of a news report.
AUSTRALIANS burned up 3bn litres more fuel in 2006 than we did in 2001, despite widespread acknowledgment that humans are a cause of climate change.
Yeah, um sorry Mark, but maybe you had better back up a bit there sonny Jim.
I am not a religious adherant to the Global Warming Faith but then I am also not what you might call an ardent denier either. I prefer to think of myself as agnostic on the matter, I don’t know what I don’t know.
My leanings are toward the lack of a link but I also know that a lot more real scientists don’t believe in AGW, than do. Admitedly, a lot more doctos wives, spoiled middle class brats and failed political candidates do believe in it, so maybe they cancel each other out.
What I DO know is that when you try to push a political wheelbarrow masquerading as a solid news story, you just look like a goose.
October 19th, 2007
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Is it wrong to enjoy this so much?
A LABOR MP dumped to make way for a union official has quit the party to stand as an independent in an embarrassing setback for Federal Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd.
And even if that was not bad enough for the Prissy Little Bitch, it all went downhill from there -
Mr Howard has told ABC NewsRadio it proves a union-dominated Labor frontbench is dangerous.
“Mr Rudd’s comment to Gavan O’Connor is very revealing: ‘Gavan, I don’t have the power to stop them dumping you’,” he said.
“Now in Government he would be in a similar position.
“He wouldn’t have the power to stop a union view prevailing over the public interest.”
From that most erudite of sources, Wikipedia, Schadenfreude is a German word meaning ‘pleasure taken from someone else’s misfortune’.
The frightening thing is that it looks in this case like the Wikis have something right for a change.
Update## From Bolta, How are you feeling about all this Kevvy??
October 19th, 2007
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As generously mentioned previously by the Mild Colonial Boy, the creme of conservative blogging and your humble correspondent will be descending on the Staghorn Bar at the Breakfast Creek Hotel from about six pm on Friday night. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. For those unaware, this is the Staghorn Bar -
or another view -
It is around the back and adjacent to the Spanish Garden Restaurant.
Be there is be a Lefty!!
October 18th, 2007
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There are literally thousands of predictions out there at the moment. Malcolm Mackarras reckons its a thumping win for the Prissy Little Bitch. I heard Robert ‘Crash’ Craddock on the Today Show this morning give it to the ALP by 5-10 seats according to the Commie Mail.
Personally Crash, I would stick to Cricket, were I you. At least you know a little about that.
But despte all of the argy bargy, I have a firm prediction for you all. Ian Crossland will romp home in a one horse race.
Feel free to add your own predictions in comments. I think it is still too early to predict a final winner, but I am leaning twards a 5 seat win for the forces of sweetness and light.
I also predict the Orange Roughy will self-imolate and the sins of the past will come back to haunt the party of the little bitch.
October 18th, 2007
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From the October 15 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Messages on Al Gore’s Answering Machine.” Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. “Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card”
9. “George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy”
8. “It’s Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business”
7. “Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns”
6. “This is Hillary. If you run for President, I’ll snap your neck”
5. “It’s Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?”
4. “Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?”
3. “I’m calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You’re just sweating because you’re getting fat”
2. “This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?”
1. “It’s Cheney. Watch your back, Jack”
October 18th, 2007
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Howard is set to win and win well. It is beyond doubt now as he has recieved the all important prediction of defeat from Malcolm Mackerras.
SATURDAY, November 24, 2007, will be recorded as one of three days since World War II at which a Coalition government was defeated by Labor in a general election. That is my overall prediction. I am saying 89 (seats) for Labor, with 48 Liberals, 11 Nationals and two independents. (Expect) a landslide to Labor this year.
More from the Bolta including Malcolms track record of failure. Bloody hell, a reccommendation from Malcolm is akin to the Chris of Death!
October 16th, 2007
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Gibbo pulls out a bewdy. Go and buy one now so the poor old bastard can afford to drink the good stuff this weekend
October 15th, 2007
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