As generously mentioned previously by the Mild Colonial Boy, the creme of conservative blogging and your humble correspondent will be descending on the Staghorn Bar at the Breakfast Creek Hotel from about six pm on Friday night. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. For those unaware, this is the Staghorn Bar -
or another view -
It is around the back and adjacent to the Spanish Garden Restaurant.
Be there is be a Lefty!!
There are literally thousands of predictions out there at the moment. Malcolm Mackarras reckons its a thumping win for the Prissy Little Bitch. I heard Robert ‘Crash’ Craddock on the Today Show this morning give it to the ALP by 5-10 seats according to the Commie Mail.
Personally Crash, I would stick to Cricket, were I you. At least you know a little about that.
But despte all of the argy bargy, I have a firm prediction for you all. Ian Crossland will romp home in a one horse race.
Feel free to add your own predictions in comments. I think it is still too early to predict a final winner, but I am leaning twards a 5 seat win for the forces of sweetness and light.
I also predict the Orange Roughy will self-imolate and the sins of the past will come back to haunt the party of the little bitch.
From the October 15 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Messages on Al Gore’s Answering Machine.” Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. “Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card”
9. “George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy”
8. “It’s Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business”
7. “Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns”
6. “This is Hillary. If you run for President, I’ll snap your neck”
5. “It’s Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?”
4. “Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?”
3. “I’m calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You’re just sweating because you’re getting fat”
2. “This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?”
1. “It’s Cheney. Watch your back, Jack”