Lessons Learned from My Son
1. Life is infinately better with a clean arse and full belly
2. If you scream loudly enough, people will even clean your smelly arse to shut you up
3. Penises really do have a mind of their own.
4. When you have put everyone around you in to a state of near homicidal rage, have a little giggle and it will make it all better.
5. Sleeping 18 hours a day is the Normal state of being
6. Babies pull the chicks.
Comment by MK | February 3, 2008