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HERE’S AN APOLOGY I CAN AGREE WITH

February 8th, 2008 by rebellion

Since it’s “in vogue” at the moment - here it is..the APOLOGY
KRudd should be giving to the aboriginals!!

We apologise for giving you free doctors and free medical care
and medications, which allows you to survive and multiply so
that you can demand apologies.

We apologise for helping you to read and teaching you the
English language and thus we opened up to you the entire
European civilisation, thought and enterprise.

We feel that we must apologise for building hundreds of homes
for you, which you have vandalised and destroyed.

We apologise for giving you law and order which has helped
prevent you from slaughtering one another and using the
unfortunate for food purposes.

We apologise for developing large farms and properties, which
today feed you people, where before, you had the benefits of
living off the land and starving during droughts.

We apologise for providing you with warm clothing made of
fabric to replace that animal skins you used before.

We apologise for building roads and railway tracks between
cities and building cars so that you no longer have to walk
over harsh terrain.

We apologise for paying off your vehicle when you fail to pay
the installments.

We apologise for giving you free vehicles, petrol, boats,
firearms, fishing gear and other non traditional methods that
you now use to carry out your traditional ways of hunting.

We apologise for giving you free travel anywhere, whenever. We
apologise for giving each and every member of your family
$100.00 and free travel to attend an aboriginal funeral.

We apologise for not charging you rent on any lands when white
people have to pay.

We apologise for giving you interest free loans.

We apologise for developing oil wells and minerals, including
gold and diamonds which you never used and had no idea of their
value.

We apologise for developing Ayers rock and Kakadu, and then
handing them over to you so that you get all the money.

We apologise for allowing taxpayers money paid towards
daughters wedding ($8,000.00 each daughter)

We apologise for giving you $1.7 billion per year for your
people, which is $48,000.00 per aboriginal man, woman and
child.

We apologise for working hard to pay taxes that finance your
welfare, medical care, education, etc to the tune of $1.2
billion each year.

We apologise for having to approach your taxpayer funded
aboriginal affairs department to verify the above figures.

For the trouble you will have identifying the uncle toms in
your own community who are getting richer and leaving some of
you living in squalor and poverty. We do apologise. We really
do. We humbly beg your forgiveness for all the above sins.

We are only too happy to take back all the above and return you
to the paradise of the outback, whenever you are ready

UPDATE## Welcome to all the Grodscum flotsam and jetsam floating through. Feel free to leave or opine. Apparently I am just a lightweight wannabe, though what I want to be is left unexplored. Though when I was growing up I wanted to be a firefighter, though the thought of risking my life for unmitigated scum such as yourselves put paid to that instantly. I came to that decision when I was about 5. I wonder when you will realise it and grow up. Thanks for coming. :-)


5 Responses to “HERE’S AN APOLOGY I CAN AGREE WITH”

  1. 1

    kg Says

    Now THERE’S an apology I could go along with!

  2. 2

    MK Says

    Yeah apparently the nation-wide kumbaya festival will be happening in Canberra on wednesday, the somber reporter encouraged all of us shameful bastards to make the pilgrimage to the nation’s capital to hold hands and sing kumbaya and sorry. You know what we’ll be sorry for, that this band of merry leftists was elected to run the country.

    While we’re all saying sorry, i guess all the aboriginal kids getting raped and bashed will just have to suck it all up, because the nation is too busy groveling, sorry kids, no time to save you, we ain’t done flogging ourselves for saving those like you back in the day.

  3. 3

    Mother Ecclesiastica Says

    After we’ve apologised for all of that abuse, do you think we’d be able to get our money back?

  4. 4

    MK Says

    Just heard this being read out on the radio. Sorry, no mention of your blog, but hey, it’s close enough. :)

  5. 5

    Cassie Says

    God bless you. Or if you’re atheist, i dunno.

    But good on you.

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