Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer’s Resignation
From the March 12 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer’s Resignation.” Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z’s “Big Pimpin’”
9. Opening line: “Are you a cop?”
8. Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone
7. Reaffirmed his policy of “Bro’s before Ho’s”
6. His decision not to wear pants
5. Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki
4. Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany
3. He was kinda pitchy, dawg
2. Said he thought the Emperor’s Club was a Chinese restaurant
1. When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, “Believe me, he doesn’t need an hour”
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Comment by Mike | March 14, 2008
You did not include a picture of the whore.
Comment by Fenris Badwulf | March 15, 2008
Number 1 is vicious, richly deserved, but vicious.
I read that she charged $4000 a hour, bloody hell, she’d better have been good for that much money, heck anyone had better be that good at what they do for 4 large an hour.
Comment by MK | March 15, 2008
He paid for an hour to get a minute, gotta pay for em to not to tell..course it will probably all come out. Expensive minute to be sure.
Wonder who will get the movie rights? book rights? mag rights? and the best of all, the reality show with tips on how to last an hour to get your money’s worth.
Whoo Hoo!
Comment by angie | March 16, 2008