Top Ten Signs Your Governor’s Having Sex with a Hooker
From the Late Show with David Letterman Web site, the winning entries in the “Top Ten Contest” posted on Saturday for the “Top Ten Signs Your Governor’s Having Sex With a Hooker.” Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. Starts every speech with “Four whores and seven grand ago…” (Alan F, Imperial)
9. Governor’s mansion is a hotel room on the Interstate (Dean C, Sacramento, CA)
8. Always has that lovely cheap perfume smell about him (Jim S, Crown Point, IN)
7. He gives a “State of My Unit” address (Robert B, Raleigh, NC)
6. Second Thursday in April is now “Take a Whore To Work Day” (Bob D, Round Rock, TX)
5. He’s smiling…his wife ain’t (Jackie D, West, TX)
4. His budget includes line item for “gettin’ it on” (Alan G, Versailles, KY)
3. Before every executive decision asks, “What would Charlie Sheen do?” (Richard A, Gravenhurst, ON)
2. Local hookers complaining they can’t get that “gubernatorial” taste out of their mouths (Josh K, Fredon, NJ)
1. Leaves a tip for his wife after sex (Chuck M, Newark, DE)
Number 1 is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun!
Comment by MK | March 25, 2008