Peta Targets the Colonel
April 29th, 2008 by rebellion
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Archive for April, 2008
You Know, Somehow, I don’t see this as a deterant
April 27th, 2008 by rebellion
How about you? Would you give up the Demon Drink for one of these honeys?
The most sense I have read in a very long time
April 21st, 2008 by rebellion
Melanie Reid puts the whole eco religion into some sort of perspective.
Long before we are extinguished by global food shortages or raised sea levels, I predict, we are fated to die of boredom, struck down in our prime by the devastating virus 0157eco-smugness. Doctors will be powerless to stop as the bug invades our minds, causing nervous paralysis leading to eventual seizure. We are doomed, for sure, to terminal ennui brought on by environmental righteousness
Don’t do anything else until you go and read the whole thing. Then go out and punch the face of an idiot greenie.
After you have done that, come back in and read Clarkson’s excellent piece about the humble spud and Governments that can’t mind their own bloody business.
In some ways, however, I’d quite like to see unwanted food being loaded on to ships by fair-trade enthusiasts. It would set them against the ecoists, who’d argue that the journey would kill some polar bears. There’d be fighting on the docks. It’d be a hippie bloodbath.
H/tip to the ever present joy in times of sorrow The Free Market Fairy Tales
Why wasn’t Chopper invited to the 2020 Summit?
April 20th, 2008 by rebellion
Truer words are rarely spoken. Instead we have had an expensive two days of lefty scum bullshit emanating from Canberra. Expensive bullshit that will not make the slightest difference to your or my lives except to further reduce our rights and income.
Saab Ad Song
April 20th, 2008 by rebellion
Yes it was used by Saab to supposedly tell everybody just how wonderfully green and earthmothery their cars are, and it is a hippy tribute to something or other, but dammit, I like it so sue me.
Oh Wonderella, Have you ever been more right?
April 20th, 2008 by rebellion
That sage of the Ages, Wonderella has hit another high point in the study of stinkin hippies. How, Oh How I wish that someone of her understanding and intelligence was present at the 2020 summit.
Truly a comment for the ages-
“It’s because hippies are dirty, poor-arse, loser stanks. Just ignore them, they’ll go away.”
The Meaty Bites Diet
April 18th, 2008 by rebellion
The Meaty Bites Diet
I’ve got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch…why else would I buy dog food??
I know I will be accused of being a Racist… Again
April 17th, 2008 by rebellion
But is it just me or does the ex Prime Minister of Japan
Bear a striking resemblance to the Neanderthal Chap who they have just found a voice for.
I know, the Left wing whale wobblers will declare this as positive proof that the Japanese are less evolved than the rest of us. Or some such nonsense. And they will normally do it whilst using a Japanese made computer.
I miss the good old days
April 17th, 2008 by rebellion
When you used to be able to laugh at the bloody stupid amongst us. Those oxygen thieves were only a use as a cautionary tale or a source of amusement. Now we are supposed to empathise and sympathise with their stupidity. Bugger ‘em, if someone wants to stick an aerosol can up their arse, and then has the nerve to complain when people rightly treat them with scorn, then they can go and get stuffed.
SURGEONS at a Philippines hospital are being probed after they allegedly filmed an operation in which a man had a spray can removed from his backside, then posted the footage on YouTube.
Personally, I think this is the real issue here.
The man, a florist, said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner’s penis size.
So let me get this straight, Gay bloke number one insults his boyfriend over the size of his wedding tackle. Gay bloke number two gets offended, and rams an aerosol can up gay bloke number one’s poop chute. Interesting set of facts up to this point, one might say.
But the blokes that have to apologise and act all contrite turn out to be the poor bastards that have to go rummaging around the sphincter region to extract the spray can. I don’t hear any calls for Gay Bloke number 2 to apologise for wasting the time of the medical staff, nor for potentially seriously injuring his boyfriend to assuage his hurt feelings over a tiny tackle. If you can explain this to me, please feel free.
I’ll continue to laugh at the idiocy in the world, otherwise, I would just cry.
Yes You Really are Nuts
April 11th, 2008 by rebellion
Enough about naked women fishing with the Big Dick. Once again, Cheney has disappointed me. Here is the picture that caused all the hyperventilating by the more cranially challenged amongst us.
But do you know what I think the real issue is - They secretly Hoped it was true because that would reinforce all the pointless stereotypes they hold about Big Dick Cheney.
They already KNOW that Cheney has secret slumber parties with 20 or 30 seventeen year olds every night.
They already KNOW that he is just the kind of misogenistic old bastard to make a poor womyn stand there in the cold so he can ogle her whilst killing the earth’s beautiful aquatic creatures.
They just KNOW, OK, don’t ask how, they just KNOW. And they thought they could finally call out GOTCHA!!. Oh the disappointment is the worst part, now they will just have to go back to KNOWING.