I miss the good old days
When you used to be able to laugh at the bloody stupid amongst us. Those oxygen thieves were only a use as a cautionary tale or a source of amusement. Now we are supposed to empathise and sympathise with their stupidity. Bugger ‘em, if someone wants to stick an aerosol can up their arse, and then has the nerve to complain when people rightly treat them with scorn, then they can go and get stuffed.
SURGEONS at a Philippines hospital are being probed after they allegedly filmed an operation in which a man had a spray can removed from his backside, then posted the footage on YouTube.
Personally, I think this is the real issue here.
The man, a florist, said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner’s penis size.
So let me get this straight, Gay bloke number one insults his boyfriend over the size of his wedding tackle. Gay bloke number two gets offended, and rams an aerosol can up gay bloke number one’s poop chute. Interesting set of facts up to this point, one might say.
But the blokes that have to apologise and act all contrite turn out to be the poor bastards that have to go rummaging around the sphincter region to extract the spray can. I don’t hear any calls for Gay Bloke number 2 to apologise for wasting the time of the medical staff, nor for potentially seriously injuring his boyfriend to assuage his hurt feelings over a tiny tackle. If you can explain this to me, please feel free.
I’ll continue to laugh at the idiocy in the world, otherwise, I would just cry.
It’s a new world we live in, all a matter of opinion apparently. I join you in laughter.
Comment by MK | April 20, 2008