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The love of my life and I were discussing the state of the world last night, in particular the emerging state of the US Presidential election.
I should point out that my darling wife, despite being one of the most intelligent people that I have ever met, watches Oprah and Dr Phil. I will never understand all of that. I put it down to one of those Girl / Boy Things.
The reason I bring this sallient point up, is her belief that B.Hussein Obama will cruise through the election based on Oprah’s endorsement.
Yes, I know, despite being a remarkable person, for some reason she has this deficiency where the Big ‘O’ is concerned.
Now, any sane rational thinking person knows that despite his flaws, McCain will make Obama his little bitch in the General Election. They also know that Obama can’t possibly win more than 20 states.
So, Mrs Rebellion has her system and I have mine. Mine is based on the fact that you can’t fool enough people for Obama to win more than 20 States. Mrs Rebellion is basing her bet on the fact that Oprah is seen in more than 20 states so she should get him over the line.
Oh, did I mention we made a bet? If B. Hussein gets more than 20 States out of 50, then I have to buy my ever-loving wife a new Oroton Handbag. If he doesn’t, then I get a new turtle tank. One of these days I will tell the story of what happened to my old turtle, but that is for a different day and after I have drunk much to try to heal the pain. Suffice to say, it involves a shovel, lawn mower and hibernation.
My take on the game is that I think B.Hussein will pick up between 12-15 states. McCain will romp home in the rest. Feel free to tell me how wrong I am and if you think I will be contributing to the Overpriced Oroton handbags Retirement Fund.