Rebellion

Subverting the Dominant Paradigm since 1971

Soccer is Gayer than Ever

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Thanks to all those open and closet Gay people who have tried to unsuccessfully prove that Soccer is not actually Gay. You should know by now that you are wrong. Soccer is just about the gayest sport in the world, and now Attu has brought further proof of a healthy dose of man on man action in the Wonderful World of Soccer. Enjoy

May 9th, 2008 Posted by rebellion | Uncategorized | 17 comments

17 Comments »

  1. Eh.

    Gentleman’s game played by thugs.

    Comment by Elijah | May 9, 2008

  2. :)

    I’m not much of a fan of it, but that’s more because i just can’t watch a game for 3 hours, without a single goal being scored, 3 hours of screaming, shouting and ‘come on’ for nothing. That and the fact that if you’re a good actor you can cheat your way through.

    Comment by MK | May 12, 2008

  3. OMG! it’s true soccer is gay! WOAH! i bet those two kids feel stupid…. ha ha!

    Lovd this pic thanx for sharing

    Comment by Lilac | May 15, 2008

  4. Followed the link provided. It’s soccer, they’re not gay. They’re just … high-spirited?

    … Continental?

    … expressive…?

    Ok. It’s gay.

    Comment by Ross | May 16, 2008

  5. Now I know why I like soccer.

    Comment by ennui | May 18, 2008

  6. its not 3 hrs.. its 90 mins.. ah, ur learnt smthg.

    both gay and heterosexual people can play football (or soccer in the US).. and it’s the worlds biggest sport, where countries play against different countries..

    see the tackle on youtube of eduardo’s tackle, then decide if it’s still gay..

    Comment by loz | May 21, 2008

  7. God u people who think football is gay need to get a life or just grow up either one will do. kiss my ass

    Comment by flirt | May 23, 2008

  8. F#*k that you bastards!!!!!!!!!!

    You have no f#*king idea what your talking about!!
    Soccer is the world game! and if i ever run into any of you c*#ts in really life,
    i will seriously beat the f#*k out of your sorry asses!!!!!

    p.s) F#*K YOU ALL!!!!!

    Comment by FUCK THAT!!!!!!! | May 26, 2008

  9. Yeah ya screaming little poofta, try your best.

    Comment by rebellion | May 26, 2008

  10. okaaay…..we dont need to get all high and mighty over it ,i mean football is the world game but we dont need to go out and bash people because of what they think of our sport is differ to ours.

    Comment by flirt | May 27, 2008

  11. Thanks Flirt, we’ll agree to disagree and leave it at that.

    Comment by rebellion | May 27, 2008

  12. you seriously must have nothing better to do now that i think of it your probably desperate for some big argument, eh?
    XxoxXW3$t $iid3XxoxX

    Comment by flirt | May 27, 2008

  13. Nope, couldn’t really give two shits. Soccer = Gay. End of argument.

    Comment by rebellion | May 28, 2008

  14. no no no rebellion=gay not so sorry to say

    Comment by flirt | May 29, 2008

  15. I am not too sure about that Flirt. The wiskey rebellion could hardly be called gay. Likewise the Boxer Rebellion. The Southern States of the US were also referred to as Rebels and I am not too sure how many waved rainbow flags around.

    Oh, you are talking about ME? Oh you are just so extra specially clever. Big gold star to Flirt for the truly scathing and debilitatingly injurious remark. Oh How will my poor ego ever recover? I will simply curl up into a foetal ball and cry myself to sleep. How oh How will I ever show my face to polite society again.

    Gosh, I may have read that wrong. Maybe your “English Teacher” and I use the word teacher in its loosest possible sense, may not have gotten around to discussing punctuation as yet. Maybe what you were really saying, were we to correctly punctuate and parse the sentance, was

    no no, no rebellion=gay, not so, sorry to say.

    Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence from the West Side. I am upset for you that you are Sorry that I am not Gay. I understand my obvious appeal, but I just don’t swing that way. Call it an aversion to hairy backs. Hey, if thats your thing, then you go right ahead. More power to you and all. Eventually you will realise that in order to be just as “not gay”, as you so put it, you should be just like me and accept that Soccer is inherently Gay.

    Comment by rebellion | May 29, 2008

  16. You are driving me fuckin mad,and it is called football not freaken soccer,and no i don’t want to be just like you.

    Comment by flirt | June 4, 2008

  17. Actualy, the derivation of Soccer is Association Football and it was referred to that by The UK Football Association when they first sanctioned the first game between the US and a visiting team of Soccer professionals. If its good enough for the UK Football Association to refer to the game as Soccer in their own literature, then it is good enough for me.

    Comment by rebellion | June 4, 2008

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