A Municipal Marriage
The Mayor of Mitchieville is finally making an honest woman of TLDG. I know, I know, there are those rumours that the Mayor used to BE a woman and as such this blasphemous union should be cursed for all time. Well I can tell you that even though those rumours persist and they just simply won’t go away. And the fact that The Mayor is a very very big fan of musical theatre and soccer, I wish them all the best.
Really, unless TLDG comes to her senses and backs out of this assault on the decency and sensibilities of all right-thinking people decides that she can do better the Mayor and her should just stay as friends, then I wish them all the best and hope that despite the ever-present rumours of her being a beard, they can live a happy funfilled and fulfilling life together. That is until the villagers come with flaming torches in the night.
I hope you, like I wish them all the happiness and love they deserve. And I hope they don’t realise what a double edged plea this is. 